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Clips from Glee - A Katy or a Gaga (S05E05)

"Really private."
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"A private part of the school?"
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"I like private parts."
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"Is your girlfriend going to be there?"
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"Do you want to go or not?"
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"(chuckles)"
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"I'll get my coat."
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"We'll need something to lay on the ground."
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"I don't want to get grass stains on my uniform."
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"What if we name our band the Nipslips?"
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"Boob lovers of all genders"
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"will show up for sure."
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"Um, it worked for the Barenaked Ladies."
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"- And they were guys. - Sure,"
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"we'll just call ourselves the Areolas."
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"Nope. Areola 51... get the sci-fi geeks."
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"I was being sarcastic."
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"No, you were actually just being the No-bot."
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"How 'bout you pitch something instead of shooting down"
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"everything that we're coming up with?"
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"Okay, I don't have it yet."
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"But I'll know it when I hear it."
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"(sighs) (door slides open)"
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"SANTANA: Oh, yo, girl. How was rehearsal?"
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"It was sad. I sang "My Man" all day,"
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"which was kind of depressing."
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"Aw. We have comfort food if you want a slice."
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"No, I'm good. What are you guys doing?"
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"Beating our heads up against the wall trying to come up"
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"with a name for our band that pleases the queen."
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"Pamela Lansbury?"
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"No... I was kidding."
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"Rachel, you're a genius."
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"A band with the raw sex appeal of Pamela Anderson"
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"and the quiet dignity"
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"of Angela Lansbury."
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"Mm-hmm. Okay, now you have to join."
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"No, I can't. I told you."
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"Rachel, I'm serious, okay?"
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"No more Funny Girl excuses."
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"When Barbra was doing Fanny,"
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"she still had time to sing"
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"for the President and Ladybird Johnson,"
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"pose for the cover of Tim magazine,"
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"and sing "Happy Days Are Here Again""
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"to adoring nightclub audiences all around the country."
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"Okay, you had me at Ladybird Johnson."
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"Yes! (everyone cheering)"
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"- Yay! - Yeah!"
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"Okay."
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"Let's get to work."
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"And that's why math and music"
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"will be friends to the end."
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"(door opens) You guys!"
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"Throat Explosion just tweeted out"
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"that they're doing "Applause" as one of their Nationals numbers!"
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"So? Big deal."
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"We'll just do another Lady Gaga song."
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"They're saying they're so confident"
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"they're gonna win, they're even gonna give us"
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"a little head start by telling us"
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"Guys, guys! Just calm down."
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"So our completion is good, so was Vocal Adrenaline."
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"And the Warblers."
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"And thank God for that."
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"If there's anything we can learn"
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"from this week's lesson,"
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"it's that other people's greatness"
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"makes our greatness even greater."
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"Gaga and Katy, they push each other"
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"At the end of the day,"
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"all of the friendly competition between those two"
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"just means more really amazing music for all of us."
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"I mean, I hope Throat Explosion is unstoppable,"
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"because then we know we have to be unstoppable too."
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"You think he had that in mind all week,"
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"or did he just make it up on the spot?"
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"What are you talking about? Mr. Shuester's a genius."
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"This week, we saw what it was like to face our weaknesses"
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"and turn them into strengths... we split up."
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"But now, for our last number,"
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"(laughs) There's gotta be one left."
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"(laughing)"
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"Hello, Glee Club."
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"- Hi, William. - Sue."
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"You know, I was sitting in my office"
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"organizing my collection of"
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"and just to the right of Henry Kissinger and Drake,"
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"well, I saw your hair helmet just bobbling up and down"
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"and I realized, well, I haven't marched in here"
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"and brought down the hammer in way too long."
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"You're all suspended for a week."
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"What? Wait, Sue, you can't..."
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"I can do that and I just did it, William."
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"There are rules about what kids can wear to school"
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"and these rejects from the cutting room floor"
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"of a Tod Browning movie"
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"Okay, what rules? I mean,"
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"the Glee Club has been walking around"
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"in costumes for four years."
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"Well, that was BS: "Before Sue.""
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"One week suspension, starting now."
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"Sue, look it, look..."
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"we have four weeks to prepare for Nationals."
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"Right. We can't afford to lose one of them."
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"You said yourself you wanted us to win."
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"No, I said you have to win to remain a club."
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"I don't actually want you to win, William."
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"Oh, it never ended, William."
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"It's been hibernating like a polar bear in winter."
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"You know, Sue, the problem with this war"
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"is that I always seem to find a way to win it."
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"Oh... Yeah. Every time."
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"Which means there's only one of us with an atomic bomb."
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"- Bring it on, Sue. - It is well brung."
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"It is brung."
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"Fine... but you better get ready"
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"you band geeks are suspended, too."
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"♪ I used to bite my tongue ♪"
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"♪ I stood for nothing ♪"
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