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Clips from Glee - A Katy or a Gaga (S05E05)

"I was at Cooper Square. I was putting an ad"
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"Wait, you're starting a new band?"
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"Yes, yes, well, I-I sort of have to"
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"'cause Adam kicked me out of the Adam's Apples"
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"when he found out I was engaged."
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"Well, what kind of band are you starting?"
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"Are you taking girls?"
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"Well, originally, I was thinking of a Madonna cover band,"
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"but I think I want it to be more organic than that."
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"So, yes, girls will be in it, and I was hoping"
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"the three of you could spare me the agony of open auditions"
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"by signing up."
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"I don't know, Kurt."
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"I think it's just a little too soon."
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"while life passes you by."
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"I know. It's just that,"
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"it has to go towards Funny Girl."
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"I think that joining a band right now"
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"would just be a little too much, but..."
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"thanks."
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"Well, you've got me."
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"Yes!"
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"What about you, babe?"
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"Okay, I guess. But, listen, if we're going to be"
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"a part of this band, we don't just get to help"
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"with the set list. We also get a say on who joins, right?"
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"Sure. As long as you don't go all crazy Nicki Minaj on me,"
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"I'll see you at auditions."
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"Well, hi!"
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"Hey. What's up with your arm?"
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"Last time I was there,"
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"he spit in a cup and threw it on me."
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"Gross."
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"Or cool. I guess I wouldn't have pegged you for the hardcore"
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"dance punk electronica kind of girl."
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"I know, right? The last guy I dated..."
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"I realize now he's a total dillweed..."
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"but I kind of liked his taste in music."
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"I think I have, like, a musical dark side."
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"Whoa. Who is that?"
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"Oh, uh, True Jackson, Lulu and, uh, Ryan."
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"Mm-mm. Oh, my God."
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"It's awesome. I have all three seasons on DVD."
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"Have you ever thought about what you would do"
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"if you landed your dream job as a big shot"
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"of a major company and you were only 15?"
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"I mean, how would you decorate your office? Who would you hire?"
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"True Jackson gets the chance of a lifetime when she's hired"
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"every week she has to navigate this scary new world"
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"Wow, Sam."
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"This is not how I saw you at all."
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"W... Uh, weren't you a stripper?"
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"Uh, well, uh, we prefer the term "erotic entertainer.""
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"Ah. I was gonna ask you, uh,"
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"w-would you maybe want to go out this weekend,"
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"like, um, on a date?"
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"Um, actually, my ex is taking me"
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"to the Nine Inch Nails concert in Columbus this weekend."
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"- Not the dillweed. - Actually, yeah."
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"I-It's cool though. We're just friends now,"
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"but he bought the tickets when we were still dating,"
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"and he really wants me to go and..."
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"Anyway, look,"
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"I'll call you."
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"don't care about quality entertainment."
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"Don't judge me, dude, okay? I'm bad-ass."
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"I play football and guitar and I've been hillbilly handfishing."
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"I just... I happen to like sweet things, too."
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"They relax me. Which is why I like her so much."
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"So she clearly isn't exactly what she seems."
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"Exactly! She seems like a Katy but she's secretly a Gaga,"
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"and she only dates Gagas and I'm a Katy."
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"Okay, well, hold up. Penny likes Gagas"
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"and you're a Katy. But Mr. Shue's making"
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"all the Katys sing a Gaga song,"
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"so we bring Penny in to see it"
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"and she's gonna get all weak in her Skrillex-loving knees"
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"and forget all about her douche ex-boyfriend."
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"Then you, my friend,"
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"will have a new love of your life."
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"This Katy/Gaga lesson is killing me."
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"It's like Mr. Shue did it on purpose to keep us apart."
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"I don't think he plans that much ahead."
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"a split second before he writes 'em on the board."
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"are you still okay with dating someone so..."
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"different than you?"
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"I had Artie first, "bee-yatch"!"
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"You get my sloppy seconds."
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"Oh, snap!"
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"(sighs) This is humiliating."
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"because I thought we'd have a turnout."
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"SANTANA: What did you expect? No one's gonna try out"
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"Although I came up with an amazing one."
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"Okay, we are not naming the band the Apocalipsticks, okay?"
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"I'm manifesting the perfect name, all right?"
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"It takes time. Yeah, and in the meantime, no one signs up."
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"Well, one person did. They obviously chickened out."
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"Maybe it's for the best."
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"I mean, who names himself Starchild?"
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"***"
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"***"
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"Sorry I'm late."
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"People kept stopping me on the street,"
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"Asking if they could take their picture with me."
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"Yeah, 'cause you look friggin' bad-ass."
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"Thanks."
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"I design and sew this costume myself."
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"Season 6."
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"- Have you prepared a song? - Yeah, of course."
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"It's by one of my favorite artists,"
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"somebody that always inspires me to be myself,"
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"no matter what... other people think."
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"♪ I'm a warrior queen, live passionately ♪"
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"♪ Tonight, I'm gonna ♪"
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"♪ I'm gonna lace up my boots ♪"
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"♪ I'm gonna marry ♪"
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"♪ The night ♪"
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"♪ Leave nothing ♪"
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"♪ On these streets to explore ♪"
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"♪ M-M-M-Marry ♪"
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