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Clips from Parks and Recreation - The Reporter (S01E01)

"I don't even know what lexicons are. I thought that was a luxury automobile."
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"You're the word king. She was probably cheating."
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"I knew that couldn't have been you. You don't have the vocabulary."
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"I know. You can't even spell vocabulary."
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"We're cool."
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"I'm not an idiot. I know tom has been losing to me on purpose. But I like tom."
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"He doesn't do a lot of work around here."
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"He shows zero initiative. He's not a team player."
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"Tom is exactly what I'm looking for in a government employee."
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"Hey,you busy?"
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"Well I'm writing an op-ed piece about media ethics for the pawnee journal,so yeah,I'm a little busy."
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"I wanted to apologize to you."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"Yes,but...I'm not gonna do it again."
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"But you were right,and I should've listened to you."
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"I tried to get her to pull some of those quotes and things got a little dicey."
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"Well,I appreciate you trying."
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"Would you like to be reinstated onto our subcommittee?"
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"You didn't really believe it when you said that the park was never gonna get made,right?"
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"Park's gonna get done."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"Oh,man,that dude has stuck it in some crazy chicks."
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"And then it gets a little unpleasant,da-da-da,pretty drunk. Ann's on the pill."
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"Jj's diner gets a nice mention."
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"For a while,it was a teenage nature hike."
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"Oh,that's bitter. Leslie,you don't eat it."
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"This is jj's diner,the unofficial meeting place of pawnee's political elite."
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"I've read everything you've ever written."
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"that guy is the best."
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"April ludgate,19. Cool enough to be invited anywhere and chooses to be here."
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"Um,we can do all this on tape."
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"Okay,great. That's good. Because these are the real heroes."
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"You knew that. I didn't know that,no. You should've told me,"
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"You're worse than my ex-wife,and she's terrible at scrabble."
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"Can we go in your car? Absolutely."
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"I don't mean to complain,but I think shauna is being a little unprofessional."
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"So how big is this lot?"
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"Are you okay? I have to get something from my car."
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"What are you doing? Kicking ron's butt at scrabble."
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"In fact,it was going perfect."
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"But I decided to leave in the middle of it 'cause I figured I nailed it so why push it,right?"
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"No,just your kind of standard questions."
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"She and mark had sex with each other."
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"Called it. I called that."
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"Well,I should go talk to him."
Parks and Recreation
"Good idea,ann. I bet he didn't use a condom."
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"Yes,hi. Hi."
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"I accidentally ate an old burrito. What?"
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"So...I was hoping we could have a do-over interview."
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"Maybe over lunch. I'm buying."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah,well it wasn't a mexican burrito."
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"Are you sure that's the best thing for you right now?"
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"Can I read you some of these quotes?"
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"Yes,I agree."
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"Hey,you should write an article on unicorns,because they're more likely to exist than this park."
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"There are some countries where the pope can be married."
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"Well apparently,the reporter is gonna print everything you said to her."
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"Did you say it was off the record?"
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"Do you have to say it's off the record? Oh,my god."
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"You know we'd really appreciate it if you didn't print that stuff"
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"That park is never,ever,ever gonna get made."
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"You know,I would've said anything at that point if I thought it would make you stay in bed."
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"You know,going forward. Oh,my god."
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"April got on my computer."
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"I never should've done anything with that reporter. Whoa! You nailed malwae-tweep? Nice."
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"Thank."
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"You did an amazing in-depth article on the raccoon problem here in pawnee."
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"Do you live near mark? No,not at all."
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"Yeah,I guess I'm free. I'm assuming not mexican."
Parks and Recreation
"Password was saved. She played a couple of scrabble words. It wasn't me."
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"Uh...I heard that you were gonna print some of that stuff that I said in private about the park."
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"we'll see."
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"That way it's verbatim."
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"Yeah. Hey."
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"Ron swanson Tom."
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"I've invited a reporter to come do an article about the pit behind your house."
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"So he gave you a ride somehow? Yeah."
Parks and Recreation
"You know,the beginning of projects are very vulnerable."
Parks and Recreation
"Well,there we go then. So let's show 'em what other plants we could eat,jerry."
Parks and Recreation
"Leslie formed a committee to fill the pit in a week,"
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"I'm leslie knope. I'm the deputy director of parks and recreation."
Parks and Recreation
"- Mm,smells great. - Yeah,it's really nice."
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"So andy,tell me about the night you fell into the pit."
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"But I have to say it's a very sweet aftertaste though."
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"Wait-- You were drunk? Oh,yeah. Totally."
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"This is a great place to take a shot. Over there as well,so."
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"Sure. Hey,mark. Hey."
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"Yeah,what's up?"
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"It's over. So she's available."
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"But then we changed it because a girl got pregnant."
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"Let's not scare the kids. Okay."
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"Thanks. I was happy with that line."
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"I think you're fine."
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"I was qualified. It's not like it was nepotism."
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"You're kidding. I wish I was,but I'm not. They did it."
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"Especially when you have sex with someone who is so skanky. I mean,have sex with her? I di--"
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"Well,until it turns into a park."
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"'cause we're trying to build this park-- I don't understand."
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"Well,you know,"
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"Oh,that's great. Thank you so much. You're welcome."
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"Thank you. Thanks,a lot. Thank you a lot."
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