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Clips from MacGyver - Scissors (S01E01)

"with violence, remember?"
MacGyver
"Is this about your dad, hmm?"
MacGyver
"Look, I'm sorry I had to kick his ass, all right?"
MacGyver
"But you don't know the whole story behind that."
MacGyver
"You really don't think I know the whole story?"
MacGyver
"I don't think you know"
MacGyver
"- the whole story. - Do you really think I'm that stupid?"
MacGyver
"That I couldn't hear my dad screaming and breaking things?"
MacGyver
"That I didn't know he was hurting my mom?"
MacGyver
"I'm not mad because you beat up my dad."
MacGyver
"I'm mad because you basically were my dad..."
MacGyver
"Closest thing I ever had..."
MacGyver
"And then you just left."
MacGyver
"Wait. Riley, right over here."
MacGyver
"Cannibal's still running."
MacGyver
"I think I can stop it."
MacGyver
"All of 'em."
MacGyver
"Huh."
MacGyver
"Except one."
MacGyver
"So I have some bad news."
MacGyver
"Is it about the Chinese missile carrying four"
MacGyver
"independent warheads toward the West Coast at Mach 25?"
MacGyver
"If it isn't, I'm busy."
MacGyver
"How long until impact?"
MacGyver
"Ten minutes if we're lucky."
MacGyver
"Can you hack it, bring it down in the ocean?"
MacGyver
"I'm trying, but I can't even talk to it."
MacGyver
"Missiles like this are designed to be unstoppable."
MacGyver
"After launch, the only signals it'll even listen to"
MacGyver
"are pings from GPS satellites."
MacGyver
"Oh, God."
MacGyver
"All those people, and all because of me."
MacGyver
"It's not because of you, Riley."
MacGyver
"All right? We're gonna fix this together."
MacGyver
"Besides, Mac already has a plan."
MacGyver
"Don't you, Mac?"
MacGyver
"Actually, yeah, I think I do."
MacGyver
"Really? You just figured out how to stop a missile"
MacGyver
"halfway around the world from hitting California?"
MacGyver
"Yeah."
MacGyver
"- This. This metal mesh. - What are you doing?"
MacGyver
"the wireless signals from coming in and out of the building."
MacGyver
"- Oh. - But we're gonna use it"
MacGyver
"to send one, so I need you to cut"
MacGyver
"a piece of it out of the wall, and then bend it."
MacGyver
"I need you to hack the Chinese GPS network. We need to find out"
MacGyver
"All right. Now that I can do."
MacGyver
"What are we making here?"
MacGyver
"Well,"
MacGyver
"GPS chips, just like the one in your phone,"
MacGyver
"using signals from satellite dishes."
MacGyver
"Four or more."
MacGyver
"Now, those satellites dishes are"
MacGyver
"That missile's only 3,000 miles away,"
MacGyver
"...stronger, closer satellite dish..."
MacGyver
"we might be able to aim it at that missile"
MacGyver
"and trick its GPS into thinking"
MacGyver
"that California isn't where it thought it was, and..."
MacGyver
"Move the Earth."
MacGyver
"Riley, which way is west?"
MacGyver
"Uh..."
MacGyver
"Perfect. Jack, the window."
MacGyver
"That I understand."
MacGyver
"Once you access the GPS satellites,"
MacGyver
"Yeah."
MacGyver
"and there's not a damn thing I can do about it,"
MacGyver
"so if you're gonna do something, now is the time."
MacGyver
"All right, this should do it, but the dish isn't transmitting."
MacGyver
"Oh, we need power."
MacGyver
"I need something to hold it, like a binder clip or a stapler."
MacGyver
"Or a Jack Dalton."
MacGyver
"Whoa!"
MacGyver
"We're transmitting."
MacGyver
"Whatever you're doing, don't stop."
MacGyver
"Detonation in five, four,"
MacGyver
"three..."
MacGyver
"Detonation!"
MacGyver
"We have detonation."
MacGyver
"The missile's been destroyed."
MacGyver
"We did it!"
MacGyver
"You all right?"
MacGyver
"Yeah."
MacGyver
"I'll be damned."
MacGyver
"Did we just pull off a genuine Christmas miracle?"
MacGyver
"Stop! Stop!"
MacGyver
"I don't suppose either one of you"
MacGyver
"has another miracle up your sleeve?"
MacGyver
"When I heard y'all were stuck in a Chinese prison,"
MacGyver
"I called Santa,"
MacGyver
"pulled some strings with the elves,"
MacGyver
"and got Christmas Eve rescheduled for tonight, so,"
MacGyver
"I'm breaking out the eggnog 'cause we got some"
MacGyver
"- celebrating to do, people! - All right."
MacGyver
"Yay!"
MacGyver
"Hi. Good to see you. Merry Christmas."
MacGyver
"Miss you."
MacGyver
"And some of that."
MacGyver
"Yeah, get some of that."
MacGyver
"Ah."
MacGyver
"Took some serious wrangling of the Chinese government,"
MacGyver
"Well, you and the NSA."
MacGyver
"Now I feel bad,"
MacGyver
"'cause all I got you was a box of paper clips."
MacGyver
"Oh."
MacGyver
"And two dozen arrests."
MacGyver
"As of this morning,"
MacGyver
"all the members of The Collective"
MacGyver
"have been tracked down and taken into custody."
MacGyver
"The organization has been neutralized."
MacGyver
"Oh, that's a hell of a stocking stuffer."
MacGyver
"Yeah, yeah, that's all great and all,"
MacGyver
"but you want to hear the really good news?"
MacGyver
"My world famous"
MacGyver
"pastrami's ready."
MacGyver
"Follow me."
MacGyver
"It's actually good."
MacGyver
"I see my daughter."
MacGyver
"That's enough."
MacGyver
"I love that little girl."
MacGyver
"I always have. You know that."
MacGyver
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