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Clips from MacGyver - Scissors (S01E01)

"So, when you told me you were a bathroom tile salesman,"
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"- you were... - Yeah, I was... I was lying."
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"You're a liar."
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"Hmm."
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"Look, it's a long story,"
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"Diane, but I work for a secret U.S. government organization."
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"And, uh, well, I guess"
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"it's not that long of a story, huh?"
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"How does Riley fit in to this?"
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"We recruited her,"
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"got her out of prison."
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"Hmm."
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"I guess I should thank you for that."
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"And for saving my life."
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"But it seems that you've dragged Riley"
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"into a very dangerous line of work."
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"Builds character."
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"Do you remember the first time I let you watch Riley for me?"
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"Remember what I said?"
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"Yeah, you said if I ever let anything happen to her,"
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"that, uh..."
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"you would end me."
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"or I'll make good on that promise, Jack."
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"Well, whatever's inside that building,"
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"it's got a lot of security."
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"Riley, you got eyes inside yet?"
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"No, I don't."
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"Unless I miss my guess, this place is one giant Faraday cage."
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"Specialized shielding means no signals get in or out."
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"So, what do we think's in there?"
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"an hour to figure out a way to stop The Collective"
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"Well, if I can't get eyes inside, how about eyes outside?"
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"Sorry, man. Thanks."
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"You know, at some point, we need to talk"
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"about why you didn't ask for any help earlier."
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"- We're a team, you know. - Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was"
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"the whole "we'll kill your mom if you tell anyone" thing."
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"- But good talk. Thanks. - Come on, Riley,"
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"- I'm serious. - I'm serious, too, Jack."
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"Maybe you never really cared about her, but I do."
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"What do you mean I didn't... Riley,"
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"- the worst about me all the time? - Hey, guys,"
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"how about we hold off on the family stuff"
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"till after we stop the cyber weapon's deployment?"
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"Guys, we got a problem."
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"Yeah, we got a big problem. Problem is you running around here..."
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"Jack, a real problem."
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"Cannibal's already in the building."
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"This is from ten minutes ago."
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"Guy dressed up as a guard"
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"marched my laptop right past security."
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"So we got to get in there right now."
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"How? This place is a fortress."
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"Metal detectors, reinforced doors,"
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"a ton of guards... If we get caught"
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"in a holding room and call the cops."
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"Riley, that's a great idea. I'll be back in five."
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"There are certain sounds"
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"that are recognizable everywhere you go."
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"One of the most recognizable isn't that hard to make."
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"All you need is one tube spinning inside of another"
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"with some holes to chop up the air,"
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"and you got yourself an air raid siren"
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"that puts everyone on high alert."
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"Uh..."
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"Thanks."
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"We're tourists from Cleveland."
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"Hi."
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"So, me, my fiancé and his dad"
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"are here on vacation, and we're looking for Shanghai Tower."
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"No."
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"Yeah, that's not what the map thingy on my phone says."
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"- Maybe I should go upstairs and check. - Hey!"
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"This building is now on lockdown."
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"You will have to come with me."
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"Hey, you can't just take me wherever you want, okay?"
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"I'm an American citizen."
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"I have rights. I demand to speak"
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"to whoever's in charge immediately."
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"This is officially the worst vacation ever!"
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"- help planning a trip, you little baby. - Don't tell me what to do."
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"- A baby?! - Wah, wah, wah."
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"- Really? - What do you guys call them?"
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"Pacifiers, binkies?"
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"Oh, so you need..."
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"You will be free to go when"
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"we figure out what is going on."
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"...you will be comfortable here."
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"Yeah, I bet."
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"Hey, we need a distraction now."
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"I told you,"
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"we should've asked for directions"
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"- at Nanjing Road. - What?"
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"This is all your fault!"
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"Nothing is my fault here, sweetheart."
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"- Sweetheart?! - Yeah."
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"Hey, you're not my dad!"
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"Whoa. Uh, dad?"
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"- Your dad? - Yeah, you're not my dad!"
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"- I don't... - Ma'am."
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"We will have you out of here as soon as we can."
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"Just stay calm."
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"Yeah, stay calm."
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"Dang, don't hold anything back there, Riley."
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"Good news is we have a way out now."
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"Well, I'm guessing there's bad news, other than me being"
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"- slapped around in here. - Yeah."
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"I know what building we're in."
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"You guys notice"
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"the computer technicians,"
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"rooms full of high-end servers, the Chinese special forces?"
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"All adds up to one thing."
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"This is Chinese central command."
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"No, wait a minute, you're trying to tell me"
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"that we just wandered into the heartbeat"
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"of the Chinese military here?"
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"can Cannibal be used to hack any other kind of vehicle?"
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"Like I said,"
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"they'd have to tweak the code, but..."
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"with some simple changes,"
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