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Clips from MacGyver - Scissors (S01E01)

"No, the guy who predicts stuff."
MacGyver
"I think you mean Nostradamus."
MacGyver
"- Guys! - Whatever."
MacGyver
"Wait up. I'm coming with you."
MacGyver
"This is dangerous stuff here, man."
MacGyver
"We don't have time to debate this."
MacGyver
"I'm sorry, but you're staying. You hear me?"
MacGyver
"Fine."
MacGyver
"I won't come as a field agent."
MacGyver
"someone else who knows how to find Riley."
MacGyver
"Riley destroyed her laptop and went off the grid."
MacGyver
"So if she did hack the..."
MacGyver
"You saying you know where she might have gotten one?"
MacGyver
"Yes."
MacGyver
"Where?"
MacGyver
"Back when I was doing CG on my movie,"
MacGyver
"she hooked me up with this dude."
MacGyver
"Said he was the only guy she trust"
MacGyver
"to build custom high-performance hardware."
MacGyver
"Mm-hmm."
MacGyver
"And this dude... You know where to find him?"
MacGyver
"I take that smile as a yes."
MacGyver
"And you're not gonna tell us"
MacGyver
"unless we bring you with us."
MacGyver
"Do you know martial arts?"
MacGyver
"- No. - Ever use a gun?"
MacGyver
"No, but I have in my movies."
MacGyver
"lazy-ass robo-rock."
MacGyver
"I mean, is it too much to ask for some lyrics? Huh?"
MacGyver
"It takes three dudes to deliver a pizza?"
MacGyver
"Looking for Jaden."
MacGyver
"Who are you guys?"
MacGyver
"We're in the market for some new hardware."
MacGyver
"Jaden knows me. It's cool."
MacGyver
"We got a Geek Squad problem,"
MacGyver
"and they're busy."
MacGyver
"So we came to you, Cheech."
MacGyver
"Wait, you-you think we're tech support?"
MacGyver
"Yeah."
MacGyver
"What up? Jaden! How you doing, man?"
MacGyver
"so unless you like sucking your food through a straw,"
MacGyver
"you're gonna have some answers."
MacGyver
"I'd do what he says."
MacGyver
"Hey, I remember you."
MacGyver
"The Michael Bay wannabe who didn't know the difference"
MacGyver
"between a CPU and a GPU."
MacGyver
"Really not something people are embarrassed about, bro."
MacGyver
"And what are you two, wannabe cops?"
MacGyver
"No, I "wanna be" punching people. That's my thing."
MacGyver
"Well, lay a hand on me, Kewpie Doll, and I'll sue."
MacGyver
""Kewpie Doll"?"
MacGyver
"Look, we're just trying to find Riley."
MacGyver
"Do you know where she is?"
MacGyver
"Riley? No."
MacGyver
"You dated Riley? Please!"
MacGyver
"You look like you haven't bathed"
MacGyver
"since there was only three Indiana Jones movies."
MacGyver
"What can I say? Riley likes bad boys"
MacGyver
"- Hey, what the hell are you doing?! - Relax."
MacGyver
"- Relax. Relax. - I'm sorry, man,"
MacGyver
"But if you tell us what you know,"
MacGyver
"I won't have to use this transformer"
MacGyver
"to send 2,000 volts into the rest of your gear."
MacGyver
"- Please. - Okay."
MacGyver
"Okay."
MacGyver
"Riley came to me a few weeks ago."
MacGyver
"She wanted a new rig with a custom hard drive."
MacGyver
"Where is she?"
MacGyver
"I don't know, but I could find out."
MacGyver
"She had me build a tracker into the laptop."
MacGyver
"Turn it on. Find out where she is."
MacGyver
"Why would Riley put a tracking device"
MacGyver
"in her computer unless she wanted us to find her?"
MacGyver
"- Or lead us into a trap. - A trap?"
MacGyver
"Whatever, man. I'm sure Riley"
MacGyver
"will be able to explain everything"
MacGyver
"when we catch up to her in..."
MacGyver
"There. That's all I know, I swear."
MacGyver
"Now please stop zapping my stuff."
MacGyver
"Riley tracker pings every five minutes,"
MacGyver
"and the last four pings showed her heading this way."
MacGyver
"Means all we can do is wait,"
MacGyver
"keep an eye out, hope that when we do find her,"
MacGyver
"she's got a damn good explanation."
MacGyver
"Mm-hmm."
MacGyver
"You all right, man? You look tense."
MacGyver
"I'm not tense. You're tense."
MacGyver
"Got to side with Mac on this one."
MacGyver
"You're the very definition of tense."
MacGyver
"If she was in trouble,"
MacGyver
"Because, Jack,"
MacGyver
"I mean, trust is hard for Riley."
MacGyver
"- But once she gets... - Respectfully,"
MacGyver
"Okay, I've known her since she was 12."
MacGyver
"Riley and I met because I was dating her mom."
MacGyver
"As weird as that sounds,"
MacGyver
"it was going pretty good."
MacGyver
"Till that drunk of a dad started to come back around."
MacGyver
"Now, he come by one night all wasted and pissed off"
MacGyver
"I threw him around for old time's sake."
MacGyver
"Damn, Jack."
MacGyver
"For years, I tried to gain that kid's trust."
MacGyver
"I bent over backwards to connect with her."
MacGyver
"And all I ever wanted was..."
MacGyver
"to be that person she could come to if she had a problem."
MacGyver
"You know?"
MacGyver
"And no matter how hard I pushed,"
MacGyver
"After a while, it put a real strain"
MacGyver
"on her mother and I."
MacGyver
"- Is that why you two broke up? - Yeah."
MacGyver
"After a while, I just figured"
MacGyver
"best thing I could do for both of them was get lost."
MacGyver
"In a hurry."
MacGyver
"I understand if she doesn't like"
MacGyver
"the guy dating her mom for its own sake, but..."
MacGyver
"trust is everything."
MacGyver
"If I can't trust her and she can't trust me,"
MacGyver
"we can't work together. Even if we managed to keep her"
MacGyver
"out of prison..."
MacGyver
"Guys. Guys!"
MacGyver
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