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Clips from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency - Horizons (S01E01)

"You're a person of interest,"
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"permanently,"
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"even though you're not necessarily"
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"That feels unnecessarily rude."
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"The police will determine the proper levels of antagonism"
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"toward a man now connected"
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"to four dead bodies"
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"in two separate cases."
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"The "do not leave town" order is still in effect."
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"Do not leave town."
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"Hey, you're not supposed to be down here."
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"Hermano Palacios?"
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"Um... yes?"
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"Did you find a kitten?"
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"What?"
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"In the penthouse,"
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"did you find a kitten?"
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"A kitten?"
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"They let me out, too."
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"Must've been the CIA, always getting me out of things."
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"They didn't even mention the bloody Rowdy 3,"
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"but I guess the CIA must've told them not to,"
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"Need a ride?"
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"Someone died tonight."
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"They died right in front of us,"
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"that doesn't bother you?"
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"something."
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"Do you want to know why Dorian wanted the rent?"
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"Because he was crazy."
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"I was afraid because I knew Amanda needed her meds,"
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"and I didn't think I'd be able to get an advance at the hotel,"
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"so I paid him in cash,"
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"I snuck around the back of his house"
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"when he wasn't there, and I stole it back."
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"I thought he'd be too cracked out to notice,"
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"he did notice,"
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"and he wouldn't let it go,"
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"and now he's dead."
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"Well..."
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"to be honest,"
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"that seems practical to me."
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"Practical?"
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"He shot himself in the head!"
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"B-But you're okay, right?"
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"I have nothing."
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"I don't have my apartment,"
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"I have zero money,"
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"I'm homeless,"
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"and living a lie,"
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"and I'm a suspect in multiple homicides."
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"When you put it like that, it's pretty bad,"
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"but we've got a case to solve."
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"A missing girl, her murdered father,"
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"and, undoubtedly, more pieces falling into place..."
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"I am not your Watson, asshole!"
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"I'm not available for side-kicking"
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"on something I am not involved with!"
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"I am my own messed up person,"
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"with my own messed up problems!"
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"So just..."
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"No, just shut up. You never shut up!"
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"You've been making choices out of desperation for too long,"
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"You're backing yourself into a corner."
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"Break the pattern."
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"Take control of your life, Todd."
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"The instant you take control, interesting things will happen."
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"I guarantee it."
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"You know what, no, I don't want to hear all that"
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"Keep the Hallmark card."
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"Stop the bus!"
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"I, uh..."
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"Your dog,"
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"The address was on the tag."
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"Thanks."
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"And we'll pick another winner tonight."
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"That's right, every moment is an opportunity."
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"Every second is a chance to change your life."
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"Aw..."
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"This is your big opportunity."
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"Every choice is a new beginning."
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"The smallest decisions in life"
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"can have the biggest consequences."
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"It's never too late."
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"announcing tonight's"
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"$10,000 midnight pick!"
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"The winning numbers are..."
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"7..."
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"4..."
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"5..."
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"15..."
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"1..."
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"Everything you want in this world"
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"First things first"
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"Get what you deserve..."
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"It began when I was 21 years old"
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"And my mom and dad were begging me to go"
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"So I left a note and we went and hit the road"
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"Me and Chris and all the stuff I own"
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"Damn it."
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"unforeseen circumstances."
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"Come on!"
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"Late to work, late getting to the penthouse, no key."
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"Seriously."
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"Yeah, sorry, what?"
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"Okay, okay, okay, is there any way, please,"
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"Well..."
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"for people who still watch the news,"
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"I'll give you a ride."
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"You don't, though."
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"I'm a detective, a holistic detective,"
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"I don't do your whole deal"
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"I was investigating your building for other reasons,"
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"will neither confirm nor deny..."
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"to the recent disappearance of Spring's daughter,"
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"I'm a private detective."
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"why does it matter where you go?"
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"It-it's... That is not what's happening."
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"Okay."
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"Back off!"
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"What's changed?"
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