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Clips from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency - Horizons (S01E01)

"- No. - Yes."
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"- Yes. - No."
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"- No. - Yes."
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"We're very good friends."
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"You're a terrible assis-friend."
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"Seattle police have ruled"
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"an animal attack"
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"rather than a murder as was initially reported,"
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"though the nature of the animal"
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"Sources within the police department"
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"Mm-hmm!"
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"Whether the tragic incident bears any connection"
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"heiress Lydia Spring,"
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"now missing for over four days..."
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"Do you have any friends who can come by"
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"and help you with this,"
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"cleaning up, or-"
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"It's hard to keep friends when you can't go outside"
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"without worrying a gust of wind will knock you down."
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"I barely get out of the house anymore."
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"God."
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"Why don't you move back in with mom and dad?"
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"Maybe they can help you."
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"You know that they're broke, Todd."
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"I would just be a burden on them."
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"I'm a burden on everyone."
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"What's wrong with you, exactly?"
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"I have Pararibulitus."
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"Ah, of course."
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"What's that?"
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"Who are you?"
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"Well, no private detective looks like a private detective."
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"That's one of the first rules of private detection."
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"But if no private detective looks like a private detective,"
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"how does a private detective know what it is that he shouldn't look like?"
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"It's a nerve disease."
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"It causes your brain to misinterpret certain inputs,"
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"and you actually have hallucinations that feel real,"
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"and, in most cases, very painful."
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"that means..."
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"Water on your hand could feel like fire."
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"Your shoe on your foot could feel like it was crushing it."
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"Breathing could feel like drowning."
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"I'm sorry. That's terrible."
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"And so interesting."
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"Yeah, well,"
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"it makes it hard to not be scared all the time."
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"But Todd had it, and he got better,"
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"so..."
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"So then why do you stay in the house?"
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"What?"
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"If the disease is in you,"
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"Hey, uh..."
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"Amanda, do you wanna jam?"
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"Yeah. Of course."
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"Cool. I'll be there in a minute."
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"Why are you doing this?"
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"I'm on a case."
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"My primary method of investigation is to follow someone"
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"who looks like they know where they're going..."
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"Is it that important"
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"that you not be identified as my friend,"
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"that you felt the need to argue about it?"
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"You are an insane person,"
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"who has insinuated himself into my life"
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"Okay, well, I think you're an insane person,"
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"who has insinuated himself"
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"But that's..."
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"I have the primary and the secondary in my sights."
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"Uh-huh."
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"What?"
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"I thought we were clear that the rifle isn't necessary."
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"Yeah, but in the mishkin parambuler,"
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"all aggressive action against the primary."
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"The what?"
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"The mission parameters?"
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"Except that's not what you said."
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"The gum went weird in my mouth, sir."
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"It went weird"
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"and made my tongue do a weird move and say stuff wrong."
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"What branch did they assign you to me from?"
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"Provisional?"
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"They said you didn't have the budget for the op."
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"Our goal is to observe and protect the primary."
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"Not..."
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"to kill anyone."
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"Right."
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"Understood."
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"I've got a shot."
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"You okay? Back off, okay?"
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"So, you pay for her medication?"
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"I did."
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"That was my last $300."
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"I now literally have no money."
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"None."
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"I don't understand."
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"You've lost your job,"
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"you've got that nut Dorian chasing you around,"
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"why give her all of your money?"
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"it has for five generations."
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"How did you pay for treatment? You don't seem..."
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"Our parents."
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"I was in college."
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"They had more money back then."
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"By the time I'd recovered,"
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"my treatments had pretty much depleted all their savings."
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"It's good of you to help."
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"She's my sister."
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"Every time I see her,"
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"she looks at me, and thinks..."
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"Well, isn't there a chance she will, though?"
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"If you did?"
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"Let's..."
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"Can we just be quiet"
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"for the drive?"
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"Like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs."
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"I couldn't have known. How could I have known?"
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"I'm not..."
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"I'm coming to get you, Lydia."
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"What? Why?"
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