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Clips from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency - Horizons (S01E01)

"I've been awake."
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"Where is my money?"
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"Dorian!"
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"Stop, stop, stop, stop!"
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"Stop!"
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"I want my money today!"
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"600 bucks, or I swear to God, I will kill you."
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"If you screw with me again..."
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"I. Got. You."
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"and cannot be reached for comment at this time."
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"Where's my money?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"For a second?"
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"and I know I promised you, but there have been some..."
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"I'm gonna get past it, and I'm gonna get you the money,"
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"No! Silence! No!"
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"This is a homicide, or..."
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"this homicide has possible ties to an ongoing..."
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"Probable."
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"It is strange in here."
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"What are those, are those burns?"
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"Homicide said the guy in the bed was torn in half."
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"The other guy had his arm torn off."
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"There are multiple bite marks on the ceiling."
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"They say the noise only went on for 10 or so seconds."
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"Yes."
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"Are you aware you just gave every possible response to that question?"
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"Any particular reason you want that, Todd?"
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"No, I..."
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"Don't leave town."
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"What, like the mob?"
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"Well, it's a same-day termination, I'd have to delay the check."
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"The window, obviously."
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"Clearly, I can. I just did..."
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"or an assistant."
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"in your life as of late?"
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"which, as of now, seem unconnected,"
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"shallow depression, and boring, boring sex?"
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"I knew it."
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"I live here now, and..."
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"It's hard to hear you through the comm in my ear."
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"What do you mean, you've got a shot?"
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"Don't take the shot..."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"I let everyone down."
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"Y-yeah, a little bit, but..."
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"Yeah, I just remember the bad days."
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"Your message said you didn't have the money."
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"Money!"
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"Hi-ya!"
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"It's not like you're paying me that much anyway."
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"No!"
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"No."
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"What, are you kidding me right now?"
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"Then why did you run?"
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"What are you still doing here?"
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"You worked at that hotel, where the murders took place."
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"Where?"
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"What's your alternative?"
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"Let's go..."
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"Anybody find that kitten?"
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"Lightning strike."
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"Did that happen?"
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"We should talk to Farah Black again."
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"That would be ridiculous."
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"What do you got there?"
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"I've been trying to find Monkey Mask on the tapes,"
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"We both like, um, eating,"
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"There's an ocean of commonalities here for us to draw on."
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"Your apartment building, the Ridgely."
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"Todd?"
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"The term "holistic" refers to my convictions"
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"you decided it would be better to come with me than die."
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"Did you just kill someone?"
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"I'm an assassin."
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"A what?"
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"Everything is chaos, but it..."
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"but that just sounds like a murder spree."
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"I've never killed the wrong person."
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"I have killed a lot of people, though."
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"See?"
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"I'm just trying to be helpful. It's not..."
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"Whatever keeps you sane."
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"merely by just kind of doing whatever."
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"- Yes. - No."
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"Ow!"
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"the death of billionaire entrepreneur Patrick Spring and several others"
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"remains undisclosed at this time."
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"I'm Dirk Gently."
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"You don't look like a private detective."
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"So..."
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"I just need to take my meds and eat healthy."
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"into being my combination assistant and best friend."
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"it said that we have to prevent"
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"Ah!"
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"It's okay. It's okay."
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"Thank you."
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"Surely..."
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"A disease runs in my family,"
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"- Pararibulitis? - Yeah, right."
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"she thinks maybe she can get better, too."
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"Probably should've seen this one coming."
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"I'm coming to get you!"
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"Screw this."
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"Ow! I... Ah-hah!"
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"That's mine!"
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"What do you want now?"
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"I need you to work with me, I wanted to discuss the case."
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"What case?"
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"Patrick Spring, the rich guy?"
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"animal attack?"
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"There was a bit about a sofa, a thing with Thor..."
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"It's kind of a funny story..."
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"Or, not nice, but you seem like a guy, okay?"
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"You seem like a guy, but I can't do this."
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"I'm a murder suspect, okay? I'm broke..."
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"Now that I've told you you're working the case,"
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"You are now a vital part of the investigation."
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"and you will be compensated,"
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"What's this?"
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