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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Vincent. Well, you've got some nerve showing your face."
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"- I've got half a mind to... - No, let me talk."
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"I wanted to be a big man."
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"But sometimes the biggest thing a man can do is tell the truth."
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"And the truth about me is, I... I..."
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"- Okay, here we go. - I love you."
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"- What? - Vincent."
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"- What? - All right."
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"You're a better man than I could ever be."
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"- Hello? - BoJack, it's Kelsey Jannings."
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"The clumsy bastard broke every bone in his body,"
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"someone a little more BoJack Horseman."
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"You're the only one with enough grit to play the part,"
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"not gonna put up with any woe-is-me bullshit"
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"God, we get it, Marla. Gluten."
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"But if you want to make a movie, and you're ready to work..."
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"Great. You got one month to get in shape."
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"Don't ever call this number."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Not big on parties?"
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"- That's amazing. - It's everything I ever wanted."
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"- Well, that's stupid. - Yeah."
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"I don't know if this makes you more or less excited,"
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"- Is it weird I took this job? - Why would it be weird?"
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"Yeah, I know. I just... When I first moved to L.A..."
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"I thought I was gonna be doing really important work."
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"You know, writing stuff that makes a difference."
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"But then you kind of fall into one thing and then another..."
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"Well, you've got time. There's always later, right?"
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"You asked me if I thought you were a good person deep down?"
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"Do I remember that? Yeah, vaguely."
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"You caught me off guard. I didn't know what to say."
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"That's the thing. I don't think I believe in deep down."
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"For what it's worth,"
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"Thanks."
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"I really wanted you to like me, Diane."
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"I know."
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"Sorry we didn't get you a birthday present."
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"I got so distracted by trying to get tickets"
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"I completely lost sight of what's important."
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"And I got so swept up in my campaign for class president,"
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"I forgot why I was running in the first place."
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"And I was boy crazy."
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"Kids, kids, I don't need a present."
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"Aww."
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"- Macaroni. - Sabrina."
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"Come here, you goofball."
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"- Aha. - Whoa."
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"Can you make it out to Blake?"
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"Thanks, man. You're, like, my hero."
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"Boxer versus raptor."
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"There are people in your life"
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"You can't cheat in sports and get away with it."
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"you can be the fastest runner in the world,"
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"but you can't outrun the truth."
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"goes to BoJack Horseman, my friend,"
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"And they said, "That's really brave.""
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"Hello, other grown up."
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"Have you met Brendan Fraser?"
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"Erica, is that you? Who let you out of the burn ward?"
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"Heard you two were on the outs."
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"You looking at some oranges?"
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"- Ssss. - Wow, that sounds amazing."
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"Well, I am a morning person."
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"Yes, of course."
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"Maybe I do. Maybe I want to poop in a bucket."
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"in the new James Bond."
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"A western about a one-horse town and you're the horse."
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"I think now's the time to finally make "Secretariat.""
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"That's all I've ever wanted, and if I can't get it now,"
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"Laura, clear out the rest of my day."
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"You got yourself a "go" picture, kid."
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"- Has this ever happened to you? - Has what ever happened to me?"
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"Todd, I just got a phenomenal idea"
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"Why don't you and I dash over to the store right quick"
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"It's January, and the Halloween store won't open"
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"- Thank you. - Go on."
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"Or Fire Island."
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"What's under that coat, Vincent?"
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"You know, I thought I wanted to date a real adult,"
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"I'd like to be an adult about this, but frankly, I'm hurt."
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"Secretariat was kind of my hero as a kid."
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"- that won all them races? - Not today, ma'am."
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"Now, the pills will give you nightmares..."
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"I'm the pink cat, the one who used to date BoJack."
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"And then once a week, you say, "Secretariat wouldn't do that.""
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"Anyway, our launch party's tonight,"
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"- and we'd love it if you came. - We spared no expense..."
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"Because we only make... Which one do we make?"
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"I can tell by your tone that that was something smart."
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"and actually follow through on this."
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"What?"
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"I had a attitude problem,"
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"but then I took a timeout,"
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"I get enough of that from my ex-wife"
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"I am. I will. I can. I do."
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"I think I just got cast in Secretariat."
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"Well, that's the problem with life, right?"
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"Either you know what you want, and you don't get what you want,"
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"You literally wrote the book on Secretariat."
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"Do you remember the last time I saw you?"
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"Well, do you think I'm a good person... deep down?"
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"Really?"
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"Do you get it? Do you get my joke about the track?""
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"Why did I say after-party at my restaurant?"
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"I got your number from Pinky Penguin."
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"All right, Todd. PB Livin' needs a new project."
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"A store where people can buy Halloween stuff."
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"or diva histrionics."
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"But, Mr. Peanutbutter, didn't you hear?"
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"and I thought about what I did."
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"How fiendishly droll. Aah!"
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"but you don't let them."
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"Anyway, now we're all about smoodies."
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"you'd just won the Triple Crown, but then just this week,"
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"He goes on, "My question for you is,"
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"- I literally cannot. - Vincent, let's do a lap."
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"Hello?"
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"Smoodie bottle opener?"
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"- How do you drink a mood? - Like a smoothie."
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