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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

"- It's an untapped market. - Yeah."
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"A Halloween store that's open year-round."
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"so what do you want to play, like, Secretariat's dad"
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"or his grandfather, maybe like an elderly witch doctor"
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"who puts a curse on him or something?"
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"but I think that you more than anyone"
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"I've laid farts that lasted longer than your entire career."
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"But Secretariat was dead at 27, so who we kidding here?"
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"Just set the project up and give me an audition."
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"- That's all I ask. - All right."
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"And by you, I mean me. And by "go" picture,"
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"I mean I'll make some phone calls, we'll see what I can do."
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"And by kid, I mean middle-aged adult."
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"Shh. No, no, no. Put it here. Put it here."
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"- Okay, I'll do it. - Ahem."
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"for a Halloween costume."
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"and spend some hard-earned American money?"
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"But I want satisfaction now."
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"Has this ever happened to you?"
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"Not to anyone ever at any time."
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"Ahem. We give you Halloween in January,"
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"a truly immersive Halloween experience"
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"for the rest of us."
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"Okay, but before I do, tell the audience."
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"Well, according to facts, there's more suicides in January"
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"- than any other month. - I'm getting pretty close over here."
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"Wow, I'm convinced. This store could save lives."
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"you are somehow even more stupid than the sum of your stupids."
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"You stop encouraging him and you stop encouraging him."
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"The two of you are playing with fire."
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"A fire called Having a Good Idea."
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"- Or Gabe. - Who's Gabe?"
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"Just a fire I met once. Named him Gabe."
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"- He sounds delightful. - He was. Good guy."
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"I don't know."
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"- You need to let me in. - Not right now."
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"I have to call the guy at the office"
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"and take the car to the place."
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"but I'm actually young at heart."
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"I need to feel the grass between my toes."
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"I want to wear jeans. I want to dance."
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"- That's baby stuff. - No, Vincent."
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"There's more to being an adult than just work and business"
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"There has to be a difference between monogamy and monotony."
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"Well, clearly we had a different understanding"
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"of what this was."
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"I think you should just go, just git. Get out of my life."
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"Could I have another soda?"
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"BoJack, you know Kelsey Jannings, our director."
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"I really appreciate you giving me this opportunity."
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"She's just cranky because she's already seen 30 people"
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"read for this today, and we are all so goddamn sick"
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"of seeing auditions, so whenever you're ready."
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"Great. Let's get to it."
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"Hey, ain't you that horse"
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"Can I ask you a question?"
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"- what are you running from? - You want to know the truth?"
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"Nothing."
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"People come up to me, they want my autograph,"
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"they want my picture."
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"They see a greatness in me, and they mistake it for goodness,"
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"but I... I know there's nothing there."
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"Wow."
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"BoJack, I think I speak for everyone when I say..."
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"- We have our Secretariat. - We got Andrew Garfield?"
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"My God, it's the best day of my life."
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"This movie is gonna be amazing."
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"Andrew..."
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"but the malaria will give you death,"
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"so you're going to want to take the pills, Diane."
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"Hold on."
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"A mosquito got into my tent. What do you want?"
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"Diane, it's Princess Carolyn, BoJack's agent."
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"We've met a lot of times. You came to my wedding."
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"Listen, the Turteltaub Company"
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"is making a movie about Secretariat."
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"And since you're such an expert,"
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"they want to bring you on board as a character consultant."
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"What does that mean?"
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"It's the cushiest job in the world."
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"I don't know. I've already been offered this other thing."
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"And did you know there are orphans in Sudan..."
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"You take this job, you can buy all the orphans you want."
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"Look, if you really want to help people,"
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"it doesn't hurt to have a little money in your pocket."
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"Take the job now, help the orphans later."
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"There's always later."
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"Okay, talk it over with your husband."
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"I got to go get my whiskers trimmed."
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"I run into walls for days, but I look hot."
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"- How's the pie here? - Not good."
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"Well, I'll take all you got."
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"- and bring me a ladle. -"
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"but we have something that we think is going to cheer you up."
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"It's an exciting new business venture"
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"that's equal parts new and exciting."
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"- What now? - Right."
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"The Halloween store."
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"because Mr. Peanutbutter kept scratching up the hardwood,"
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"Halloween? In January?"
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"What a great ide... Aah!"
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"You're saying smoothies, right? Smoothies."
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"I don't understand it. How do you drink a mood?"
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"- Like a smoothie. - So it is a smoothie."
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"We haven't worked out all the kinks yet,"
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"and we want you to get in on the ground floor."
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"See, that's the problem with all your ideas..."
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"Finally, a Halloween store for the rest of... Aah!"
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"Hello."
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"that's how confident we are in our product."
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"- Your product... Smoodies. - Yes."
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"Wait, did you say smoodies or smoothies?"
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"All right. Now we just got to make sure we focus"
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"I'd feel awful if this great idea fell apart"
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"I said, "Feel awful,""
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"but tell me more about this falafel idea."
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"BoJack, isn't this exciting? Smoodies, right?"
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"Whatever it is, I'm trying new things."
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