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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

"I have never bet on horse racing,"
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"and I certainly did not bet on my own races."
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"back to Joey Bishop."
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"O... ho ho... kay."
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"for you, actually, struck a chord with our producers."
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"BoJack writes, "Dear Secretariat,"
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"I like to watch racing, and you are my favorite racer.""
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"Smart kid."
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"Get it? Track, because horses run on tracks,"
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"Okay, there's a whole page of this."
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"Should I write him back and tell him I get it?"
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"I am a good kid, and I like to play,"
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"and I like to go to school, but sometimes I get sad."
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"What do you do when you get sad?"
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"How do you not be sad? Sincerely, BoJack.""
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"That's a great letter."
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"BoJack, when I was your age, I got sad."
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"A lot."
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"I didn't come from such a great home,"
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"but one day, I started running, and that seemed to make sense,"
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"so then I just kept running."
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"BoJack, when you get sad, you run straight ahead"
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"who are gonna try to hold you back, slow you down,"
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"Don't you stop running and don't you ever look behind you."
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"Good morning, Louisville. It's August 22nd, 1973."
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"It's a disgrace is what it is. This is the '70s."
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"You know, I think it just goes to show you,"
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"And traffic is jammed today coming into Louisville."
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"Looks like some idiot parked his car on the bridge."
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"And the Golden Globe for Best Comedy or Musical"
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"for his book One Trick Pony."
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"This is a first win for BoJack Horseman"
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"and his first appearance at the Globe ceremony"
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"after he exchanged blows with Sir Paul McCartney."
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"Wow, what an honor."
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"I have to thank the Hollywoo Foreign Press."
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"I feel like I should mention"
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"that my book was not a comedy or a musical."
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"Do you guys actually watch the movies you give awards to?"
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"Also, my book was not a movie. You do know that, right?"
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"We're friends."
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"It's pretty personal.""
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"but since you said it, yeah, I am.""
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"After-party at my restaurant!"
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"- Yes. - There he is, man of the hour."
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"Cheer up, dummy. Your book is a huge success."
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"Everybody loves you. You just won a Golden Globe."
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"If you can't be happy tonight,"
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"Good. I went to the stock market today."
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"I keep telling him he works too hard."
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"Take a cruise someplace wet and Latin."
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"I mean, can you imagine this body in a swimsuit?"
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"I got to hand it to Diane."
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"This book has been everything she said it would be."
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"How is Diane? I haven't seen her since..."
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"Well, the book's been huge for her, too."
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"She's practically as famous as I am now."
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"- We're like the Brangelinas. - Well, I'm happy she's happy."
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"- And how are you? - Well, it's been really hard..."
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"Get over here, you."
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"Excuse me. I just have to tell you how much I love your book."
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"It's so naked and honest and revealing."
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"It is? ."
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"Yeah, definitely. So profound."
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"Come back to my place, maybe get a little more naked,"
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"- honest and revealing? - No. No, thanks."
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"- Hey, Diane. - You still friends with BoJack?"
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"You gonna write another book about it?"
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"You gonna write a book about those oranges?"
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"- Hello. - Diane."
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"Please, hold your applause."
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"But that's not usually the kind of thing I write about."
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"Diane, if you can make people care about BoJack Horseman,"
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"I hope you mean mourning with a "u,""
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"Not just there. We're also going to Haiti and Thailand"
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"and Uganda and Chechnya."
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"I want to do something important."
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"and sleep on the ground and poop in a bucket."
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"Honey, nobody wants to poop in a bucket."
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"If you want to poop in a bucket, we can get you a bucket."
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"You don't have to go all the way the Chechnylavakia."
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"It's not just the pooping in a bucket."
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"but you're not gonna find what you're looking for"
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"in these awful made-up places."
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"The universe is a cruel, uncaring void."
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"It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense,"
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"Well, I guess I can keep my options open."
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"Great."
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"Hey, can I ask you something?"
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"Did Vincent seem extra weird to you last night?"
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"Well, he's still three kids in a trench coat, so, no."
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"We're going through a rough patch. It's hard, you know."
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"He's works a full time job at the business factory,"
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"so when he gets home,"
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"I thought I was ready for a real adult relationship,"
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"but..."
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"Are we talking about me again?"
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"We have an offer on the table for you to play the bad guy"
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"I agree. Total garbage."
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"Really? Now? Aren't you a little, um, very too old?"
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"You asked me what I wanted to do. That's what I want."
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"then all of this has been for nothing."
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"Fish. Of course!"
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"Why would you ever make things easy for me"
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"when instead you could make things incredibly difficult?"
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"I have to push a boulder up a hill,"
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"with no regard for my well-being."
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"Attagirl."
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"Bi-Monthly Curated Box of Snacks has been an enormous success,"
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"but I got into this game to make movies,"
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"Well, I got a stack of great scripts here."
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"Any one of them would make a wonderful movie."
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"Fantastic."
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"But I also have this other non-movie-related idea."
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"Ooh, let's hear the other idea."
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"Okay. I was heading down Wilshire,"
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""You know what this world needs?""
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"Halloween store. Feel like that's been done."
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"Yeah, in October,"
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"but how come your never see a Halloween store in January?"
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