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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

""Secretariat Under Investigation.""
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"What am I supposed to do with that?"
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"Maybe it's a different Secretariat."
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"Although I did bet the network's gonna give your show"
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"This is from BoJack H. BoJack is nine years old."
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"I am a horse just like you."
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"and I think I'm on the right track."
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"and you are a horse, and I am a horse."
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"and you keep running forward, no matter what."
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"There's nothing for you behind you."
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"A sad day for the sport of horse racing."
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"since his forced removal in 1992"
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"You know, a lot of people said to me,"
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""You sure you want to publish this book?"
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"And I said, "If I can make just one person out there"
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"- You want some? - No."
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"maybe you'll never be happy again."
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"I'm sorry, is that supposed to be encouraging?"
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"- Because it's super-bleak. - Vincent Adultman..."
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"how are things at the old nine to five?"
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"I did a business."
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"Come on, Vincent, let's get away from the rat race."
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"I feel like you two would love each other."
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"Whoa. Easy, easy."
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"Yeah, she knows what she's doing."
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"Well, I haven't seen her in a while."
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"I love the part about how you became famous"
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"so you could be constantly surrounded by distraction"
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"and wouldn't have to be alone with yourself."
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"I thought that was a really profound observation."
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"- Do you want to get out of here? - What?"
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"Whoa."
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"famed billionaire philanthropist/adventurer."
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"- Okay. - You can applaud a little."
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"Okay."
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"I'm looking for a journalist to follow me around"
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"for a few months and document my daring exploits"
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"surely you can make them care about emaciated orphans"
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"We need to wake people up."
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"because, Diane, this is deadly serious."
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"You want to spend three months in Sudan?"
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"Can't you do all that in L.A.?"
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"I want to help people and do good work"
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"I think it might be good for me to get out of L.A."
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"for a little bit."
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"Sweetie, you know I support you, whatever you want to do,"
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"The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning."
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"and eventually, you'll be dead."
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"he just wants to unwind by watching R-rated movies."
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"Hello, Oscar. What do you think?"
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"and then have it roll over me time and time again"
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"so let's make a movie."
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"- No, no. Just January. - Brilliant."
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"I actually think the time is right for "Secretariat,""
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"Lenny, look, I know I'm a little long in the tooth,"
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"would know not to count out an old pro."
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"Don't play the ageism card with me, kid."
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"- Todd? - Yes, Mr. Peanutbutter?"
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"What's going on? Why are you talking like that?"
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"Halloween in January? Please elaborate."
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"- Have we ever met before? - Never."
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"Also, there's less Halloween stores. Coincidence?"
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"Unbelievable. When your powers combine..."
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"Or maybe a fire called Friendship."
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"- Fires aren't called things. - What about the Chicago fire?"
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"Business, business, business. Is that all you ever think about?"
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"It's always guys in places with you."
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"and the tall-person rides at Disneyland. I want to have fun."
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"What's mahumanunny?"
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, he was a lot of people's hero."
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"Well, you know, here was a guy who had everything..."
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"Yeah, I know the story. I'm the director."
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"Kelsey, be nice."
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"Just jump right in."
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"When you're out there on that there racetrack,"
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"Everyone's running from something, sugar."
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"No, I'm running from nothing. I'm terrified of nothing."
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"As fast as I run, I can't get way from that."
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"My God, Andrew Garfield said yes."
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"Garfield!"
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"You sit in a fancy chair and eat pastries all day."
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"No, I don't want to buy them."
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"Screw it. Throw it in a bowl with some bourbon"
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"BoJack, we notice you've been pretty down in the dumps lately,"
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"Another one? What happened to your Halloween store?"
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"We took the floor out"
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"and then... Did we ever get the new floor installed?"
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"- What? - Smoodies."
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"No. Smoodies."
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"It's a mood that you drink like a smoothie."
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"they don't have ground floors."
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"Todd, it is all happening."
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"as we are often wont to do."
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"Wait, did you say you feel awful or falafel?"
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"Falafel or fawaffle?"
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"Do you even know what a smoodie is?"
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"I'm single again, and I'm loving it."
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"- Let me repeat... - Princess Carolyn."
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"Let's go feel grass between our toes."
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"I got some news about "Secretariat.""
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"He got into some sort of accident."
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"An All Hallows' Eve store in January?"
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"Bother."
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"and now we got to find a new lead."
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"Studio wants to go young, but I was thinking we'd get"
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"and we can age you down in post, but I'm gonna tell you now,"
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"- And, BoJack... - Yeah?"
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"If I want to talk, I'll call you."
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"- Yeah, you seem super-jazzed. - What do I do now?"
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"or get what you want, and then you don't know what you want."
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"but I actually decided to take a job on the Secretariat movie"
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"as a character consultant."
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"Wow, so we're gonna be working together again."
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"Yeah. I hope you don't get sick of me."
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"I don't think that's gonna happen."
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"I think your writing does make a difference."
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"I open up the newspaper, and look at this..."
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"Ha ha ha ha. No, but seriously, folks,"
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"there is no truth to these allegations."
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