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Clips from NewsRadio - The Cane (S02E02)

I think it's a terrific idea.

"I think it's a terrific idea."

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I think we should implement it immediately.

"I think we should implement it immediately."

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I thought we could teach Matthew

"I thought we could teach Matthew"

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if we worked with each other

"if we worked with each other"

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instead of against each other.

"instead of against each other."

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So what you're saying to me

"So what you're saying to me"

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Yes. Yes.

"Yes. Yes."

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to keep our personal and professional lives

"to keep our personal and professional lives"

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What? What?

"What? What?"

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I don't know, but I do know this.

"I don't know, but I do know this."

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Okay, well, I'm sure

"Okay, well, I'm sure"

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that I could come up with one or two ideas

"that I could come up with one or two ideas"

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I guess I'll go downstairs, see if I can find a bar fight.

"I guess I'll go downstairs, see if I can find a bar fight."

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

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and talk about it.

"and talk about it."

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Mm-hmm. Are we going to fight?

"Mm-hmm. Are we going to fight?"

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I'm trying to make, right?

"I'm trying to make, right?"

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Yeah. Yeah.

"Yeah. Yeah."

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Okay, great. Thanks.

"Okay, great. Thanks."

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Matthew...

"Matthew..."

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hey, give my regards to Bill Pontiac.

"hey, give my regards to Bill Pontiac."

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Dave.

"Dave."

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Uh-huh.

"Uh-huh."

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worked together

"worked together"

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and I hope you never lose them.

"and I hope you never lose them."

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Where is it? Where's my cane?

"Where is it? Where's my cane?"

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and get on with my life.

"and get on with my life."

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When I moved to the door,

"When I moved to the door,"

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I read your book, you magnificent bastard.

"I read your book, you magnificent bastard."

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when it's not out there.

"when it's not out there."

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Bill...

"Bill..."

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Bill, I, I...

"Bill, I, I..."

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That is the most childish, immature thing

"That is the most childish, immature thing"

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I've ever seen you do.

"I've ever seen you do."

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what do we do now?

"what do we do now?"

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Start behaving like adults.

"Start behaving like adults."

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Yeah, and I'm just going to steal it again.

"Yeah, and I'm just going to steal it again."

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Touché.

"Touché."

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This one I like. I keep.

"This one I like. I keep."

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This one displeases me.

"This one displeases me."

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What?

"What?"

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The walking stick.

"The walking stick."

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Oh, you mean my cane.

"Oh, you mean my cane."

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at an antique store during lunch.

"at an antique store during lunch."

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They say she's over a hundred years old.

"They say she's over a hundred years old."

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What's wrong, Dave?

"What's wrong, Dave?"

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Don't you like my cane?

"Don't you like my cane?"

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Again, Bill, why do you have a cane?

"Again, Bill, why do you have a cane?"

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You like my cane, don't you, Catherine?

"You like my cane, don't you, Catherine?"

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It's just like that old saying, "everybody loves a cane."

"It's just like that old saying, "everybody loves a cane.""

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Ah, you're jealous of her, aren't you?

"Ah, you're jealous of her, aren't you?"

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No, Bill. No. No, I'm not jealous of her.

"No, Bill. No. No, I'm not jealous of her."

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I mean, it's such a desperate bid for attention.

"I mean, it's such a desperate bid for attention."

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Maybe, or maybe I just like canes.

"Maybe, or maybe I just like canes."

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The cane should have a function.

"The cane should have a function."

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Excuse me. Can I help you?

"Excuse me. Can I help you?"

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Are they on this floor?

"Are they on this floor?"

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Oh, the graphic arts place. They're--

"Oh, the graphic arts place. They're--"

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You, my good man,

"You, my good man,"

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are going to get back on the elevator,

"are going to get back on the elevator,"

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go down one floor,

"go down one floor,"

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step off the elevator, turn left.

"step off the elevator, turn left."

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♪ Walk down the hallway ♪

"♪ Walk down the hallway ♪"

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♪ And the graphic Arts shop is ♪

"♪ And the graphic Arts shop is ♪"

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♪ Just open the door... ♪

"♪ Just open the door... ♪"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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It's like every time he looks at me lately,

"It's like every time he looks at me lately,"

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it's like he's zapping me with hate rays or something.

"it's like he's zapping me with hate rays or something."

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Zap, zap, zap.

"Zap, zap, zap."

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Please don't mock me, David.

"Please don't mock me, David."

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It's really hard not to.

"It's really hard not to."

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Okay, Matthew, tell you what.

"Okay, Matthew, tell you what."

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I'll go over, I'll talk to Joe

"I'll go over, I'll talk to Joe"

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Good idea. Go, go, go.

"Good idea. Go, go, go."

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No. Matthew's my buddy.

"No. Matthew's my buddy."

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You're my buddy, right, Matthew?

"You're my buddy, right, Matthew?"

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Yeah, yeah. You want to go to lunch?

"Yeah, yeah. You want to go to lunch?"

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No.

"No."

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I've gone to lunch every day with him

"I've gone to lunch every day with him"

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for the past five months.

"for the past five months."

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I just...I need a little space.

"I just...I need a little space."

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I understand. But you don't hate him?

"I understand. But you don't hate him?"

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Well, thanks, Joe.

"Well, thanks, Joe."

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Hello, Matthew.

"Hello, Matthew."

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I got to talk to Joe.

"I got to talk to Joe."

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Afternoon, lieutenant.

"Afternoon, lieutenant."

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of idiots with canes, then.

"of idiots with canes, then."

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Good afternoon, people.

"Good afternoon, people."

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Hey, Bill, nice, uh, ooh, nice stick.

"Hey, Bill, nice, uh, ooh, nice stick."

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You're very gracious, sir.

"You're very gracious, sir."

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Hey, Dave. Need a brown bean fix?

"Hey, Dave. Need a brown bean fix?"

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No, sir. I wouldn't want to O.D.

"No, sir. I wouldn't want to O.D."

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Yeah, I've seen the coffee and the damage done myself.

"Yeah, I've seen the coffee and the damage done myself."

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Uh, sure. When?

"Uh, sure. When?"

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Uh-huh. What is it?

"Uh-huh. What is it?"

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I like to get the staff together

"I like to get the staff together"

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at the corporate office,

"at the corporate office,"

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lock the doors, and kick around some ideas.

"lock the doors, and kick around some ideas."

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a little more time to prepare for something like that?

"a little more time to prepare for something like that?"

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Tonight. Right?

"Tonight. Right?"

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Right on, right on.

"Right on, right on."

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till, like, oh, 5:00 in the morning?

"till, like, oh, 5:00 in the morning?"

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Wasn't that a hoot?

"Wasn't that a hoot?"

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I wasn't there last year, sir.

"I wasn't there last year, sir."

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It was a hoot and a half, sir.

"It was a hoot and a half, sir."

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Talk about a hoot.

"Talk about a hoot."

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Why...

"Why..."

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why didn't you tell me about this retreat?

"why didn't you tell me about this retreat?"

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I've got, like, a few hours to prepare.

"I've got, like, a few hours to prepare."

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It's no big deal.

"It's no big deal."

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You don't have to prepare.

"You don't have to prepare."

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you can show me?

"you can show me?"

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No.

"No."

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Well, last year, I just went up there

"Well, last year, I just went up there"

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and came up with some stuff on the fly.

"and came up with some stuff on the fly."

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Uh-huh. Great.

"Uh-huh. Great."

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Dave, what did you do in high school

"Dave, what did you do in high school"

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when you had a pop quiz?

"when you had a pop quiz?"

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Let's get this jamboree rolling.

"Let's get this jamboree rolling."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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