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Clips from Seinfeld - The Race (S06E06)

"Another one got by me? Take another 10 points."
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"- Come on, let's go. - No, wait. I gotta go in here."
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"I was watching you play."
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"She said there might be something for me at Doubleday."
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"Yeah."
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"You're not gonna believe this. There she is. Check that out."
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"- What's that? - You know, people who glitter."
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"...right after we finish eating. - Yeah."
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"That's so good."
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"How's that?"
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"Frankenstein didn't seem quite right to me. I missed the sport jacket."
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"It shows at least he's making an effort."
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"- I just need to freshen up. - You're fresh."
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"See when I can pick up Mr. Pitt's racket."
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"Hello. Yeah, hi. Is Miss Landis there, please?"
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"Well, I heard a noise."
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"- What noise? - You know:"
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"- A matron? - Yeah."
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"There are plenty of things you can do. There's chess..."
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"You know, it's not important. I'm gonna... Okay."
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"Cosmo?"
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"Why don't you wait till she's not there on her lunch hour..."
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"Stealing? You loaned her the racket."
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"I know."
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"- What's she like? - Oh, she's a Kramer."
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"- That's right. You ready? - Yes, we're ready."
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"I gotta hand it to you."
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"- You know those? - Oh, yeah."
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"I wonder."
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"...no one successfully accomplished the roommate switch."
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"- How do you know? - For one thing..."
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"...there were two women living together."
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"All right, damn it, I'm in."
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"I couldn't do it without you."
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"- I'll see you first thing in the morning. - We can't do it. Who are we kidding?"
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"It was a stupid idea to begin with. Let's face it."
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"See you tomorrow."
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"And you believe this course of action will have a two-pronged effect."
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"... to apprise her of this abhorrent turn of events."
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"You disappoint me, my friend."
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"This is what I do."
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"- No. I'm okay. - Then what are you doing..."
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"- How are you today? - Couldn't be better."
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"- Hi, Lorraine. - Hi, Cosmo."
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"- All right, I'll do it. - Yeah."
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"- Care to see our dessert menu? - Yeah. Do you know Babs?"
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"- Minding my own business. - You can't get into trouble that way."
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"She never showed up last night. The whole thing blew up in my face."
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"So, what happened? Did she throw you out?"
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"- Into what? - The mÈnage."
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"Are you crazy?"
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"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy?"
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"It changes everything. I'd have to dress and act different."
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"Shut up. You couldn't do it either."
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"- Did you get your racket? - No. I got caught."
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"I still don't understand how you can get in trouble..."
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"Meanwhile, Mr. Pitt's got this match with Ethel Kennedy this afternoon."
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"I don't know."
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"- Cosmo. - I'm sorry. We weren't... We didn't..."
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"Tennis is the only sport where the uniform is what you'd wear..."
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"...under your clothes in any other sport."
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"You're actually out there in your underwear."
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"...and the big heavy sweaters. How long did it take them to get over that?"
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"We're out here in the hot sun, running after a ball."
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"What exactly are we all dressed up for?"
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"That's why they started keeping score like that. Point?"
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"You know what? Make it 15. I'm dying in this sweater here."
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"Let's just get this over with."
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"- I gotta pick up Mr. Pitt's racket. - What's it doing here?"
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"He wanted to have it re-strung. I need to pick that up."
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"- Hello. - Oh, hi."
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"- Jocelyn Landis from Doubleday. - Yes."
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"I interviewed you for a position a couple of months ago."
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"Yes. The one I didn't get."
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"Oh, I'm not very good."
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"No, you exhibited a lot of grace out there."
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"- Really? Grace? - Yes. So have you found anything yet?"
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"- No. Not really. - You know, you should keep in touch."
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"Something may be opening up in a few weeks."
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"Is that a Bruline?"
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"Oh, Bruline. Newman's got the same one."
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"- Newman plays tennis? - He's fantastic."
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"Would you mind if I tried this out?"
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"No. Take it."
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"How will you get it back?"
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"Well, I could come by your office and pick it up tomorrow."
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"That's so generous of you. Thanks."
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"- You loaned her Pitt's racket? - What could I do?"
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"Wouldn't that be great? I wouldn't have to work for Mr. Pitt anymore."
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"- I gotta get going. - Oh, okay."
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"Next time let's play Ping-Pong. It's easier to jump over the net."
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"- Bye. - Bye-bye."
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"Have you noticed that she never laughs?"
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"- Really? - Yeah. Think about it."
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"George, you're becoming one of the glitterati."
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"- She's a slim gal. - Yeah."
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"And the amazing thing is she eats like there's no tomorrow."
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"I've never seen an appetite like this. Desserts, everything."
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"- I don't know how she does it. - Maybe she's bulimic."
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"- Kramer, she's a model. - Exactly."
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"Well, I have noticed she does tend to go to the bathroom..."
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"There you go, monkey boy. Come on."
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"Aren't you hungry?"
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"Just enjoying watching you."
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"- So did you like the movie? - Yeah, it was okay."
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"Not that it was that nice of a jacket. I mean, it didn't fit him that well."
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"To me there's just something about a monster in a blazer."
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"That's funny."
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"I'm glad you enjoyed it."
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"I'm so full."
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"Yes. Full. Love to be full."
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"Love to just sit back, loosen the old belt and digest away for hours."
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"Let those enzymes do their work."
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"- Will you excuse me? - Where are you going?"
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"You're very fresh. You seem very fresh to me."
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"You're very vital. I couldn't take you any fresher."
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"George, I need to freshen."
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"George? George? George!"
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"The jokes kept bouncing off her like Superman."
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"- See? What did I tell you? - Even when she did like something..."
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