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Clips from The Detour - The Job (S02E02)

"But, baby, he saved us, okay?"
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"♪ Everyone is welcome, all your friends and foes ♪"
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"No, but I'm pretty sure I'm the first person"
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"Okay? That's a miracle."
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"- That's my wife's name. - Must be a sign!"
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"Relax."
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"It was a pretty good drive."
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""Do unto others as you would have done unto you.""
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"♪ Forget about your likes or your brows on fleek ♪"
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"You're not gonna like it."
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"Hey."
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"What do you mean me? I didn't do anything."
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"Why me?"
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"- It's head down, mate. - Yeah, I... It is."
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"Jump. Yeah, okay."
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"Oh, geez!"
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"Isn't there a middle ground where you can listen to NPR"
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"I don't know if I want to do business"
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"have herpes, so don't throw stats at me."
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"Holy shit! Jesus Christ!"
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"And you want to know another thing?"
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"We could probably stay afloat for seven, eight months, maybe."
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"♪ You got the spot upon your forehead ♪"
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"Uh, it's... it's a really great sense of community."
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"All right. Nothing wrong with that."
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"- ♪ Some girls like Buddha ♪ - Shh!"
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"You know what we want."
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"Okay."
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"Well, then, take a walk."
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"But if you weren't doing that, what were you doing?"
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"♪ Upgrade your faith ♪"
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"♪ But it ain't intelligent ♪"
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"who's ever been hired by it."
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"Shush."
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"Did you know that right now"
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"♪ To think he don't have melanin ♪"
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"God, no."
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"I don't."
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"Okay. Sure."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, I'm a bastard, if that counts."
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"Mwah!"
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"♪ We are going 2.0 ♪"
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"♪ Even if you got beef with religion ♪"
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"I kind of like this, I got to admit."
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"♪ But guess what, fam? We're cool with Adam and Steve ♪"
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"♪ Instead of speaking love, these fools are preaching hate ♪"
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"♪ You got the spot upon your forehead ♪"
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"Look at Delilah. Come on."
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"- for our family. - Okay, okay, okay, okay!"
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"I'm dancing on water! Whoo-hoo!"
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"Oh, my God. This is such a stupid trick."
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"- What are you doing? - I am proving a point."
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"I recently prayed that I would meet someone"
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"I said that. That's my quote."
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"But somebody just saved the company!"
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"We're not even remotely close to finding the Big Tuna."
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"It's gonna be okay."
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"- I... - Don't you say it."
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"I can't go through this again."
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"Okay."
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"♪ Some look to L. Ron ♪"
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"Yeah, that's... How many do you guys have?"
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"When did you start having kids?"
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"Uh, we had Naomi when I was 40."
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"You know, your baptismal sitch?"
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"♪ Everyone is welcome, all your friends and foes ♪"
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"♪ We be jammin' with Jah ♪"
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"Definitely no."
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"Oh, no, no, no. That's okay."
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"They believe!"
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"God created curse words for moments just like this."
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"It was right... right here."
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"Right?"
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"♪ And the black and the rainbow ♪"
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"♪ You are a shaman, I say amen ♪"
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"We're saved! We're saved!"
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"I just need you to know that I really hate liars."
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"- I'm sorry to swear, but... - It's okay, Nate."
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"Look, I know you feel foolish."
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"♪ It's Bible 2.0 ♪"
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"♪ Bring all the Jews ♪"
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"who's ever been hired by it."
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"I call it the Robin's Nest."
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"♪ So don't throw shade on Allah ♪"
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"♪ Or your Lord isn't white ♪"
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"♪ We all just players in this game ♪"
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"I don't think that's true."
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"♪ We be jammin' with Jah ♪"
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