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Clips from The Detour - The Job (S02E02)

"Jesus."
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"How great is this place, huh?"
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"Yeah, it's pretty great."
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"We just loved God, and He loved us right back,"
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"and He gifted us with this."
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"A place to launder money."
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"It's a joke. It's her sense of humor."
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"You know what I mean?"
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"So, is this the whole family, just the four of you?"
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"Oh, I don't count miracles."
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"But if I did, they'd be them."
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"They seem so old."
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"Uh, how old is she?"
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"She just had her 25th birthday."
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"What? Uh, you're 65?"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Healthy living, dose of vitamin and supplements,"
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"Hey!"
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"Come on, love."
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"I hear that, mate."
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"Don't you ever, ever do that in public again."
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"I'm sorry."
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"- Don't do that. - I didn't... It was..."
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"♪ Can I hear amen? ♪"
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"I love your dress."
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"So, how did you and Levi meet?"
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"I do believe it."
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"Exactly."
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"Oh, God."
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"What's your bap status?"
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""Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," yada yada yada?"
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"Oh, yeah. My mom said heaven's a lie"
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"so people don't get scared."
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"- Just relax. - Yeah, I'm relaxed."
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"That's not a drive."
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"That's a drive."
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"Mom, did you see?! I broke seven boards!"
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"Oh, honey, I think that's a trick."
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"They were probably scored."
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"Not as much as we'd like."
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"We're busy flying on missions around the world."
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"We're actually blessed to have our own private jet."
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"Oh, my goodness. Just like Jesus."
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"Son of God and all."
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"Well, Nate, I'll tell you what."
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"Well, she's got other great attributes."
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"You know, terrific mom, loving wife."
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"Uh, yeah. So... So what?"
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"Little dunk in the pool and the deal is done."
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"By "deal" you mean, like...?"
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"I've got almost 3 million followers in four continents,"
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"all of whom could use some... What do you call them?"
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"Water pills?"
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"I think, uh, baptizing my kids could be fun."
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"Everyone join the party!"
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"- It's pretty good. - ♪ It's Bible for 2.0 ♪"
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"♪ My pet peeve is not believin' ♪"
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"It's catchy."
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"♪ Put your mind on the Jes and you can be achievin' ♪"
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"♪ All that you want comes with admission ♪"
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"♪ It's yours to inherit and share it with me ♪"
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"♪ Churches translate the Bible, fill it with distortion ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, God made Adam to be with Eve ♪"
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"You know what I like?"
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"- so that's cool. - Oh, my God!"
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"and admit there's something bigger than yourself?"
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"No."
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"♪ You are a shaman, I say amen ♪"
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"♪ We all just players in this game ♪"
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"♪ Or your Lord isn't white ♪"
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"Hey, about this business deal..."
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"♪ So don't throw shade on Allah ♪"
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"♪ You got the spot upon your forehead ♪"
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"♪ Or your Lord isn't white ♪"
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"♪ All of you atheists, we say know this ♪"
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"G'day, g'day."
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""G" is for God!"
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"Oh, baby!"
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"I want you to turn to the person next to you and say, "G'day!""
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"G'day!"
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"Don't. Your accent's terrible."
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"Yeah!"
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"I'm happy to see you."
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"Okay."
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"I'm so happy to see you."
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"I'm happy to see you, Mr. Parker."
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"Happy to see you, Mr. Parker."
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"Well, I'm happy to see you guys."
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"It is, isn't it?"
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"Oh, you can feel the love! Can you feel it?"
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"All right. Let's not get too crazy."
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"a big ol' hug?"
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"Oh, okay. Nothing wrong with that."
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"Innocent."
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"Ah, why not?"
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"What?"
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"Now, folks, I want to bring"
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"some special friends out on the stage here."
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"Would you please welcome Chad, Summer, Jess,"
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"I thought I had more time in the show."
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"your children for the sake of business?"
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"- They wanted to do it. - Oh, that is low."
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"Come on, she's in heaven."
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"Do you know who else is nice to children?"
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"Drug dealers, pedophiles."
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"- We're going. Let's go. - No. Hey, we can't."
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"Three minutes to baptism, folks!"
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"It's..."
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"This church accepts gay people. How bad can it be?"
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"I'm not gay."
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"It's fine. Right?"
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"- Babe, please. - No!"
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"- You have to! - Why?"
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"Because if you don't, my business will go bankrupt"
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"Ladies and gents, the first true step in faith"
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"and committing before your brothers and sisters."
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"You've already met Delilah and Jareb."
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"Whoo!"
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"Oh, God."
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"Meet Nate and Robin."
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