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Clips from Farzar - The Great and Powerful Ozner (S01E01)

"A small, 100% totally harmless prank."
Farzar
"[groaning]"
Farzar
"[farts]"
Farzar
"Oopsies."
Farzar
"[gasps, coughs]"
Farzar
"You put me in a bag of rice? How'd you know this would save my life?"
Farzar
"I didn't. I was trying to hide the body."
Farzar
"That's it. You need to replace your chaos addiction with something safer,"
Farzar
"like a drug addiction."
Farzar
"Now, someone my size does a whole Snuffle Snart."
Farzar
"Because you're a little guy--"
Farzar
"[Zobo sniffs]"
Farzar
"Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!"
Farzar
"[grunting]"
Farzar
"[laughs maniacally]"
Farzar
"Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!"
Farzar
"[groans]"
Farzar
"This shit is even better than chaos!"
Farzar
"You got another Snart?"
Farzar
"Sorry, that was my last one."
Farzar
"You think I'm fucking around?"
Farzar
"I'm all out of rice, motherfucker."
Farzar
"[ominous music plays]"
Farzar
"Hmm. Whose lunch am I gonna steal today?"
Farzar
"Ooh, this must be Clitaris's."
Farzar
"Ugh, I hate egg salad, but I've got to show my dominance!"
Farzar
"What are you doing?"
Farzar
"Eating your fucking lunch!"
Farzar
"Question. If your wife put your lunch in this bag,"
Farzar
"what is she wearing on her head to keep the dogs from vomiting?"
Farzar
"That's not my lunch."
Farzar
"[chokes] Oh shit! Harold!"
Farzar
"I'm eating a psycho serial killer's lunch."
Farzar
"[groans] The oatmeal raisin cookie should have tipped me off."
Farzar
"Are, uh, you eating my lunch?"
Farzar
"What? No. Clitaris is eating it."
Farzar
"He makes me chew it for him, like a baby bird!"
Farzar
"Hey, it's no big deal."
Farzar
"Don't worry about it."
Farzar
"Accidents happen."
Farzar
"Oh shit, he's gonna kill me!"
Farzar
"Relax. He said, "Accidents happen.""
Farzar
"No, he didn't fucking say, "Accidents happen.""
Farzar
"He said, "Accidents happen!""
Farzar
"Big fucking diff!"
Farzar
"We got a real problem!"
Farzar
"No, I have a real problem."
Farzar
"How dare you make me eat kibble out of a dog bowl?"
Farzar
"I am a scientist, damn it!"
Farzar
"Who the hell are you?"
Farzar
"You dare narrow your gaze at me?"
Farzar
"I command you to submit and let me smell your asshole at once!"
Farzar
"Zobo, you little pink shit!"
Farzar
"My dealer said you bought every last Snuffle Snart on the planet."
Farzar
"Hold on, I'm doing a line."
Farzar
"Now, do it!"
Farzar
"[sniffs deeply]"
Farzar
"Fuck, yeah!"
Farzar
"Great, now they're extinct. Why'd I give you a taste of the good shit?"
Farzar
"You ruined my life! Now, how am I supposed to ruin my life?"
Farzar
"[whistling]"
Farzar
"Hands off my last Snart, you waste of rice!"
Farzar
"He's going up my nose! I'll kick your adorable ass!"
Farzar
"Wait, wait, wait! If you let me live, I'll take you to the hidden Snart village."
Farzar
"-What now? -Yeah! We're not extinct."
Farzar
"There are thousands of Snarts living there."
Farzar
"Thousands?"
Farzar
"I'm so happy, I could cry!"
Farzar
"[groaning]"
Farzar
"[farts]"
Farzar
"[laughs]"
Farzar
"Looks like he just had Best Buy-arrhea."
Farzar
"That was a pretty good diarrhea joke."
Farzar
"And the award for best diarrhea joke goes to…"
Farzar
"Marvelous Mrs. Maisel!"
Farzar
"You're never gonna make it as a stand-up comedian."
Farzar
"Oh yeah, Dad? Well--"
Farzar
"[screams]"
Farzar
"Okay, that was pretty smart."
Farzar
"[organ music plays]"
Farzar
"Bless you. Praise Ozner!"
Farzar
"The power of spice compels me."
Farzar
"Hallelujah, me tummy!"
Farzar
"Oh, no thanks, Fichael, I'm full."
Farzar
"Mm."
Farzar
"I stood in line nine hours for that!"
Farzar
"And Ozner thanks you."
Farzar
"In fact, he has chosen you for the holiest of tasks."
Farzar
"He wants me to give you a dutch oven."
Farzar
"Now, get up under the Shroud of Tootin', and eat God's farts!"
Farzar
"[groans, farts]"
Farzar
"I'm getting sick of doing this every Sunday."
Farzar
"How does Ozner talk to you exactly anyway?"
Farzar
"I simply visit him in his inner sanctum."
Farzar
"You mean the janitor's closet?"
Farzar
"I'm starting to think Ozner isn't even real."
Farzar
"Yeah!"
Farzar
"-He's right! -The fart eater has a point."
Farzar
"Fine! I'll prove it."
Farzar
"I asked Ozner if he's real, and he said, "Yes.""
Farzar
"Praise Ozner!"
Farzar
"-I knew it! -Kill the fart eater!"
Farzar
"Don't you see what's going on here?"
Farzar
"My dad is the only person who ever sees Ozner,"
Farzar
"all the rules benefit him,"
Farzar
"and come on, "Ozner" is just Renzo spelled backwards!"
Farzar
"You think I'm so lazy that I'd make up a name by just flipping letters?"
Farzar
"That would be like changing the first letter of Michael"
Farzar
"to make it sound futuristic, Fichael."
Farzar
"If Ozner wants us to believe in him,"
Farzar
"then tell him to show himself!"
Farzar
"Okay, I'll ask,"
Farzar
"but he's very shy."
Farzar
"I am your all-powerful God, Ozner!"
Farzar
"Uh, you honestly think anybody's gonna buy this?"
Farzar
"Praise Ozner!"
Farzar
"Well, if you're all-powerful, then this won't hurt you."
Farzar
"[grunts]"
Farzar
"Fichael, no!"
Farzar
"Relax. It's my dad with a mop on his head."
Farzar
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