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Clips from Abbott Elementary - New Tech (S01E01)

"(breathes deeply)"
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"What if we figured out this stuff together?"
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"I'd like that."
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"Okay."
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"Are we having a moment right now?"
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"Are those jelly beans on your belt?"
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"I wanted to teach Barbara something so bad"
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"that I never considered what she might be going through."
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"But we did have a little bonding moment back there."
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"I ruined it, but it happened."
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"You got that, right?"
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"(knock on door)"
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"Hey."
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"I brought you some lasagna as a peace offering."
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"You know, I don't just eat Italian,"
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"or am I a stereotype to you?"
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"Oh, my God, no. Of course not. I'll -- I'll throw it out."
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"Hey, hey. What am I, an idiot? Give it to me."
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"- Oh! - Um."
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"Melissa, I..."
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"I made some dumb assumptions about you, about South Philly."
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"I was condescending. Basically, I was a jerk."
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"I wish my ex-husband could ever admit that much."
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"Well, I'm really sorry."
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"Listen, you're trying to sanitize this place"
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"and its history -- it doesn't need it."
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"This is who we are, the good, the bad, and the ugly."
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"Tire Iron, of course, representing the ugly."
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"Well, I wouldn't say that... to his face."
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"Hey, I know you mean well, hon."
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"You want the best for your kids."
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"Just next time, have a more open mind, that's all."
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"I will. And -- And thank you."
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"My students got a lot out of what Vinny had to say."
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"- Oh, good. - They collectively bargained,"
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"and they all have pensions now."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Solid. (chuckles)"
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"(indistinct conversations)"
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"- But... - There you go!"
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"- (laughs) Yes! - Yes!"
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"It can be daunting when a new technology is introduced"
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"and it's changing the way you do things,"
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"but this is the future."
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"- I got in. - I've mastered it."
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"Girrrrllls..."
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"and Young Idris."
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"Turns out the software we've been using"
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"was invented by the Pennsylvania Penal System"
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"to collect data for prisons."
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"Prisons?"
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"Something about the correlation"
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"between lower reading levels"
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"and the amount of prison beds they're supposed to build?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Apparently, it's illegal. (scoffs)"
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"I am just as disgusted as you all are."
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"Disgraceful."
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"You're gonna sell those, aren't you?"
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"And what would you rather I do, Melissa?"
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"(scoffs)"
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"That's a shame. I really liked that feature"
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"where I could teach a whole class on just one letter."
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"You know what?"
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"I think I might know something we can use instead."
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"- It's pretty simple. And then... - Very."
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"...the fun thing about this is..."
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""At 54, I'm still in progress,"
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"and I hope I always will be.""
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"- Did he just -- - Oh, my God."
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"- You -- You just read! - You just read!"
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"BOTH: He just read!"
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"- You're a baby genius! - Yes!"
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"- Wow. - Ooh, yes!"
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"Oh, my goodness!"
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"(laughs)"
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"Yes, yes!"
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""Failure is a feeling"
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"long before it becomes an actual result.""
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"Mm. I know that's right."
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"Can I have a break?"
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"No, keep reading. It's just getting good."
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"Mnh-mnh-mnh."
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"Absolutely not. Let's go."
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"- Come on, Barbara! - Come on."
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"You owe me an Audible membership!"
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"- Captioned by VITAC --"
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