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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Mother Daughter Laser Razor (S03E03)

"Keep moving. Nothing to see here."
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"Nice blouse."
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"Come on. No, no, no, no,"
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"It's not like I'm torturing you."
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"mother/daughter seminar."
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"Eight hours?!"
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"Professional help."
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"No! Oh, all right, all right."
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"- 20 bucks. - What?"
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"I'll give you 20 bucks"
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"if you come and do this with me."
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"Interesting... $1,000."
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"Deal. This is gonna be the hardest money"
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"I've ever earned."
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"Unless you become a hooker."
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"Welcome to my mother/daughter seminar... Modo Time."
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"You're the Phenomimom?"
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"But you're a man."
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"And that's okay."
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"Everybody stand up and say it,"
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"Guys, today we are going back."
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"We're gonna go all the way back to the womb."
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"We're gonna get into a womb-a-tism!"
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"No."
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"Ooh, a male daughter."
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"Ha-ha, Logan."
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"Oh, God, it's here."
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"Sorry, this was the only seminar available,"
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"and we had an incident yesterday."
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"Logan called me the "B" word."
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"Question."
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"What's the "uter-room?""
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"Well, I'm hoping what's in that room"
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"won't be necessary."
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"Now, let Modo Time begin!"
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"and shave my legs."
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"Gene. I was trying to help."
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"Uh, Tina, can't you just shave them yourself?"
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"I tried."
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"- Oh, God! - Aah!"
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"No more razors for you. Just wait for Mom."
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"You wait for Mom. If I don't shave this"
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"before school tomorrow, Claire and Jacqueline might talk"
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"All right, fine. Like a seafood restaurant"
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"or a Chinese restaurant. Tina."
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"Or that rain forest restaurant"
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"with all the jungle sounds."
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"Or McCormick and Schmidt's."
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"I said I'll do it."
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"Oh, okay, thanks."
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"There was a time when you got all you needed"
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"from your mother through a single cord."
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"Mothers, please strap your symbolic umbilical cords"
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"to your daughters' faces."
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"I call them "umbilitators.""
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"That's not how umbilical cords work."
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"And feed those fetuses."
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"Down the hatch."
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"Louise, open your mouth."
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"Louise, open your mouth. Uh-uh."
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"Yes, open that fetus mouth!"
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"Oh, it's fun."
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"Money, no... no more extorting me."
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"Mm-hmm. Okay, fine."
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"Five bucks... now, swallow."
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"Aw."
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"You must be here for our back waxing special."
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"No. Scrotal waxing?"
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"No... what? No! Yeah, that one."
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"No, no, not that one. Yes."
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"to get her legs waxed. Hi."
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"I mean, not that I don't want to wax you..."
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"but no, I have my limits."
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"Okay, well, you don't have to be rude."
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"Why don't we just take you in the back, sweetheart?"
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"It's your job, you know."
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"Thanks, Gene."
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"Can I get some scissors, Dakota?"
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"Do a little C-section?"
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"Those vagisacks cost $50, so... no."
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"Here."
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"There she is."
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"And time to swaddle the baby."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no... oh, God."
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"Snug it up, now, snug it up."
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"I shaved that part."
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"You must have been very determined."
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"Thank you."
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"Okay, here's what we're gonna do."
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"We're gonna put the hot wax on your legs."
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"Uh-huh. And then we put"
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"- A lot. - Dad!"
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"Dad, you have to do it with me."
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"What? No, no way."
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"Yes, it's like when you got"
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"I know I act tough, but I'm not."
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"Oh, my God... the crying."
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"Yay, scrotal wax."
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"No, Gene, not scrotal, just leg."
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"Okay, everybody, role reversal."
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"And you're trying to get your defiant daughter Louise"
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"Role play's gonna cost you big."
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"I'll pay for it when I see it."
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"Hello. I'm Linda."
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"♪ So I'm singing this song. ♪"
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"♪ But I'm not gonna clean my room, la-la la-la la-la. ♪"
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"No-no-no-no. No singing. Wha...?"
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"♪ Oh, you better clean your room ♪ ♪ I will never clean my room ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause I'm singing this song ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm so rebellious! ♪"
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"Okay, you two are done. Big hand for Linda and Louise."
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"I blew it? You gave me nothing out there!"
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"Well, nothing is what you're getting paid for that!"
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"your daughter to be here? I'm sorry, Dakota,"
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"but it's the only way she'd do it."
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"I'm a terrible mother."
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"Oh, Linda, you really, really are."
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"Everybody, everybody, listen, okay?"
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"Linda is a good mother. Mwa."
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"Because she did it out of love."
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"the Most Valuable Mommy award... the MVM, everybody..."
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