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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend! (S01E01)

"Hey, little Becca, how are you?"
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"(Naomi) Anyway, I wanted to tell you that I was reading"
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"and to a hedge fund manager."
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"Good for Audra Levine."
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"Remember? The one you were too good for?"
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"So now basically she has the life you could have had,"
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"Almost had,"
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"but ruined with all your ridiculous choices."
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"Okay. So nice talking to you, Mom."
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"I'm hanging up now."
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"But thanks for the salt in the wound."
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"Screw Audra Levine."
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"No, I-I'm gonna go. I'm gonna call you later, okay?"
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"Look, I have to pick up Brendan from therapy,"
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"- but it's-it's right near the Dress Barn. - No."
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"- Come on, you love the Dress Barn. - No. I'm goinna go."
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"I'm gonna go."
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"Hey, don't skate sad!"
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"Or maybe at all!"
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"Subject is approaching and appears dejected."
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"And possibly undergoing cranial remolding."
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"Hey, Heath."
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"Name's Heather."
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"But... so, how are you?"
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"Like "despondent" or "hopeless", or,"
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"on a scale from one to ten, rate your suicidal thoughts."
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"Uh, I'm having the worst day, dude."
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"So, anyway, I've decided to eat my feelings, and it turns out..."
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"my feelings are pork rinds, whoopie pies,"
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"mac and cheese. Yeah, I'm going full-on Cathy cartoon."
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"Because we share a wall,"
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"and I don't want to hear you barf-crying later."
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"What do you suggest I do? I mean, what do you do"
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"or piercing, because I'm afraid of needles."
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"And... needles."
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"Oh."
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"I know what we're doing."
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"Not hot. Gross."
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"Smoking. Naked."
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"Guy with a tiger?"
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"I have standards."
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"Cartoon pic. Dead."
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"Weird choice. Oh, my god, is he actually dead?"
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"Weird choice. Oh, my God, is he actually dead?"
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"- I think so. - Yeah, I mean, I did Tinder in New York."
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"And I got to say, I went on some, like, skeevy-ass dates."
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"You should use it for sex."
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"You're looking for someone to, like, pound the bad feelings out of you."
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"- Okay, so this guy can - Yeah."
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"- That's fast! - Mm-hmm."
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"- Technology. Yeah. - Oh, my god. Okay."
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"- Technology. Yeah. - Oh, my God. Okay."
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"- Tell him yes. Yeah. - Okay."
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"Okay, can you come with me, because I'm scared."
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"Mm... okay."
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"I'm gonna go put on a thong."
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"or maybe I won't wear any underwear,"
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"and that way he'll... (sniffing) he'll just, smell my pheromones."
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"Like a lion. Right?"
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"- Yeah, I would do a thong. - Okay."
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"There he is."
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"Hi... Jason? I'm Rebecca."
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"- Hi. - Oh, what are those?"
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"Nah. Call of Duty: Black Ops 3. You should check out my YouTube channel."
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"Great."
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"My ball."
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"♪ Steppin' in the club, all those eyes on me ♪"
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"♪ I don't even know your name ♪"
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"- It's, uh, Jason, remember? - Shh. Don't tell me, don't tell me."
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"♪ Why don't we just call each other "baby"? ♪"
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"♪ It'll be simpler ♪"
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"♪ Is that a gun? Oh, thank God, it's just your penis ♪"
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"♪ You been tested for STDs? ♪"
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"♪ Your balls smell so much worse than I feared ♪"
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"♪ Please don't steal anything on the way ♪"
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"♪ Hey, sexy stranger, I'll be right back ♪"
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"I promise I'll be back. Okay, see you in a second. Bye."
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"(Jason) Hello?"
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"So, we doing this or what?"
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"Yeah! I'll be right back!"
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"Uh, stay naked!"
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"What? What am I doing?"
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"(Woman) Do you feel disgusted and uneasy"
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"are you making healthy choices?"
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"and the butter you deserve."
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"Oh, I get it. You want to watch TV while we're doing it."
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"Good idea."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"Listen, um,"
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"and I really"
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"I'm talking about the balls. The balls that you have."
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"Yeah. It's not you, it's not you. You're..."
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"fine. In-in another context, you'd be great. But..."
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"I think that it's time for me to start making healthier choices."
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"And..."
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"you're not a healthy choice."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Get out of my house."
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"The hell is that?"
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"Oh, this? I have decided"
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"to turn over a whole new leaf."
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"Is that what that is? Really? It's, like, leaf juice?"
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"that I need to be making healthier choices,"
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"- Mm-hmm. - so I stayed up all night last night"
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"and I did some research."
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"And now I'm into, like, all the good stuff."
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"We're talking, like, Kabbalah, bee pollen, colonics."
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"- Oh... Mm. - Mm-hmm. Let's see. I learned"
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"a ton about Buddhism. Uh-huh."
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"And, oh, I'm a vegan now."
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"Mmm."
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"Life is too short. You're being ridiculous."
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"- No... - No, I know."
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"Eat the donut."
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"- No! - Eat it."
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"No, you eat the donut."
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"I made a deal with myself."
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"- _ - (Chris) We made a deal."
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"You were gonna ask out Rebecca and I was gonna ask out Olivia."
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"And I held up my end of the bargain, like a man."
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