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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend! (S01E01)

"(groans) Ooh. You are really sticking to this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"(sighs) Just what a guy wants to hear on a date."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"I don't do cauliflower... they're like albino broccoli."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"They can't talk."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"- Mm. - Mm, garbage can."
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"(thunder rumbling) Hmm, let's see,"
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"in the U.S.?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Stick around."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"(laughs) like, a handmade card"
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"Is there a glitter stand here somewhere?"
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"So you didn't get the job... thank goodness."
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"This place is the right choice for you."
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"♪ Cielito lindo... ♪"
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"♪ Los corazo... nes... ♪"
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"All right."
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"Okay, everybody, the final round"
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"of the guacamole contest will begin"
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"Maybe your place?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"But let's go to the guacamole contest first."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"- Please? - Sure. Yeah."
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"(Man over speakers) You've been voting all day, and we are down to two finalists."
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"Local West Covina favorite,"
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"La Cocina...!"
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"- Deal. - Great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Okay. Save the avocados."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"So you're a vegan?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"(drumming)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"What?! How could guys with man buns"
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"on authentic cuisine?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"- the vegan thing. - It's cute?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"I mean, it's... you have to admit,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Okay, as long as we're being super honest,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"I..."
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"Actually, I have to use the bathroom really quickly,"
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"♪ Settle for him ♪"
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"♪ Settle for him ♪"
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"♪ He's a nice, smart guy ♪"
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"♪ And he and I ♪"
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"- (Man) Hey! - Just a minute."
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"♪ It's time to start being ♪"
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"♪ Than I've been... ♪"
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"♪ And ♪"
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"♪ Just settle for... ♪"
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"(gasps)"
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"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"with the two condoms that you made me wear?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Cool."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Yeah, I finished a bunch."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"(groans)"
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"So, I'll call you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"That's... that's okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"LinkedIn it is."
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"(door opens)"
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"Like what we were doing back at the taco festival."
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"I feel kind of bad now."
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"you just want to wake up, and..."
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"_"
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"Well..."
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"Well, I got an interview at the Aloha Tech Center, like you said I would,"
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"Yeah, no, it's not that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"They-they just thought"
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"my additional information was... a little..."
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"They just thought it was a bit pretentious."
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"was actually very well thought-out and trenchant."
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"and in subsequent years, those questions were stricken for being misleading, but"
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"Like... (laughs)"
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"I mean, I know what you're thinking."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"I do know one thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"And... is that"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"(inhales and exhales loudly)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Thank you so much."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"You're, like, the smartest, most badass girl I know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Ah, it's... it was my fault."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"I handed it in without reading it."
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"(both laughing)"
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"- (Paula) Okay. - (Rebecca) Oh, my gosh."
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"- Here we go. - Okay."
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"Mmm!"
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"(Both) Mmm! Mmm!"
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"(gasps) Now, that was"
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"(Heather) So, in conclusion,"
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"(Man) Ms. Davis, she sounds like"
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"I left my wife for a prostitute. (crying)"
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"(Heather) As Jean-Paul Sartre said, "We are our choices.""
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"And this woman's choices are nuts."
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"- I mean, she is seriously bonker balls. - Heather, we don't use terms like that"
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"Because that's what she is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"I mean, you kind of have to, like, see it to believe it."
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"I don't even know where the hell she came from."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ But that's not why I'm here ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"stop singing for just a second?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"The situation's a lot more nuanced than that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"- ♪ C-R-A-Z-Y ♪ - Okay, we get it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, how do I stop?! How do I stop?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"- Oh, oh, oh! - Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Okay, now, you know that YouTube tutorial we watched,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Tonyhawkfan49 said if you want to stop, you lean back on your tail."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Yeah. That's only useful advice if you're riding a dog."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"That's true. Okay, how long do we have to risk bodily harm?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"I thought you said Josh hit the skate park with his nephew, every Saturday morning."
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"Yeah, you know they might. I just thought it might be fun"
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"to run into him. But I want to learn how to skate regardless."
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"I want to shred some concrete."
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"And now that Valencia says"
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"All right, well, when are you guys gonna chill,"
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"No, he hasn't contacted me, per se, but, you know..."
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"- Pops up, diappears. It's hilarious. - (phone chimes)"
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"Oh! Maybe this is him right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Oh, no. it's... it's not him. But it-it's, uh... it's Instagram."
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"A vacation in wine country. How lovely."
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"Oh, good God. The boobs, the abs, the hair."
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"And believe me, I've checked all of her Facebook albums. There are 180 of them."
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"- (phone ringing) - _"
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"you should not pick this up 'cause the last thing you need right now"
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"Okay, you don't know her. And if I don't answer,"
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"She's gonna keep calling me. She's like a stalker I used to live inside of."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Hi, Mom! What's up?"
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"you call it. I want to see your face."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"- No, I can hear your face. - Just do it."
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"Yes. I'm just waiting for my pap."
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