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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend! (S01E01)

"I'm sorry, "bonker balls" isn't in the DSM-5 yet? Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ Making dough but it made me blue ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ One day I was crying a lot and so I decide to move to ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ West Covina, California ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ Brand-new pals and new career ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ It happens to be where Josh lives ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"- ♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ - What? No, I'm not."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"- ♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ - That's a sexist term."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Oh, thank you for stopping me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"I thought I would learn, so he and I could, like, chill and skate and hang."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"skate and hang out next? I mean, do you have a plan?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Ugh! This is the fifth time she's called today."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"is a conversation with a pathalogical narcissist."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"I have exciting news."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Wait, are you calling me from Dr. Weinstein's office?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"UTI's under control?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"the Sunday Styles, and I saw that Audra Levine just got married..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Okay, screw your mom."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Okay, you are doing just fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ Right near the dress barn ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"And feel free to use specific words"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"No. Come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Well, you shouldn't use it for dates."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Oh. Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Yeah, hot."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"- Mm-hm - What's his last name? It doesn't matter."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Oh. Desk job?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"So, uh, what's your beer of choice?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Is this okay? Do you consent to this activity?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"- Yeah. - Come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Subject demonstrates lack of judgment"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"combined with poor impulse control."
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"Do you want to get weird?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ 'Cause I... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ Kiss me, baby, all over the place ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ You got a beautiful ass, strong-ass arms ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ Then... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ Waited the three-month window and got ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ Most people don't know about the window ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ I saw a movie like that on Lifetime ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ Please go wash your balls in the shower, the bathroom ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"with your current butter? Ask yourself,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"It's never too late to get the life"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"What are you doing?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"(TV Man) Welcome back... thank you for stickin' with us...."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"I got to say no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"So... get out of my house?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"(exhales)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"(slurping)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"No. So, I have come to the decision"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Oh, uh, uh... (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Oh, just eat it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"I have turned over enough leaves in my life"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"for a whole forest."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"You're too young."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"She likes someone else, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"- (Chris) What? - (Greg) Never mind."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"So the trip was good?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"I gotta do something else. I mean, I'll take anything."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Nice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"You gonna do it? You gonna ask her out?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Hi, Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"How was your Temecula vacay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"accurately represented that fact."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"No. Um, I'm actually"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Since four days ago when I saw you house a cheeseburger pizza?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"You sound like that weird butter commercial."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Hey, can I talk to you over here for a sec?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"- Yeah, can't we just talk over here? - Nah,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"So, um, healthy choices."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"and I know I shouldn't."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"that you have feelings for Josh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"- No, I-I don't, I don't have feelings... - No, no, shh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ I feel so grand ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ My heart goes tippety-tap-tap-tap ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ But I know there's another guy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ Darling, just settle for me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"- (clattering) - ♪ So won't you ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ I have no problem being picked out from the bottom ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ Am I okay with this? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ Sugar jugs, I'm so bereft ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ Demeaning terms are all that I have left ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ Of my masculinity ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ Don't make me feel like a little girl ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ Let's pretend I didn't say that ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ It's a practical proposal ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"- ♪ Settle for me ♪ - ♪ It makes a certain sense ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ But hey, let's think this through ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"(Both) ♪ Settle for me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"♪ Solange to Beyoncé ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"(song ends)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Can you hurry up and decide?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Aloha."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Mm. Anything new today?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Hey, I wanted to talk to you about the Caswick case."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"What the hell is this?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Well, I was reading that sitting is like the new smoking..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"I know... you should be walking ten miles a day,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"No, actually, Josh is actually right out here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Uh, okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Yeah, in that area."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"No, I-I think you should say yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"application there, sir? (chuckles quietly)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"I don't know. I think you're overqualified."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"This essay you wrote at the end of your application, it's..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"And our employees are just chill."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"about Harper Lee and..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"No, no. I-I'm chill. I'm, like, I'm, like, so chill!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"I just think..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"The West Covina Taco Festival."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"So, Gregory..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Let's engage in some date... conversation."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Who is your favorite president?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"for obvious reasons."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"I have. I'm just... I'm just trying to be mature"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"No. No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015)
"Uh-uh. Don't try to trick me, because I'm a vegan."
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