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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Wolf of Wharf Street (S08E08)

(groaning): I'll find you.

"(groaning): I'll find you."

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(scoffs) Home is for idiots.

"(scoffs) Home is for idiots."

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Our old lives were garbage.

"Our old lives were garbage."

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I thought mine was okay, but I see what you mean.

"I thought mine was okay, but I see what you mean."

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LOUISE: Yep. And we're going into that overgrown Blair Witch tunnel.

"LOUISE: Yep. And we're going into that overgrown Blair Witch tunnel."

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Right, Mom?

"Right, Mom?"

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GENE: And with that rousing speech, we march to our deaths.

"GENE: And with that rousing speech, we march to our deaths."

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I'll hide in there.

"I'll hide in there."

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Good job, Bob. Thank you.

"Good job, Bob. Thank you."

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Huh. Is this a dead end?

"Huh. Is this a dead end?"

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Don't be silly, Linda.

"Don't be silly, Linda."

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There aren't dead ends in the woods.

"There aren't dead ends in the woods."

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Ow, ow, ow, ow.

"Ow, ow, ow, ow."

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Okay, so it's a dead end.

"Okay, so it's a dead end."

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Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.

"Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys."

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(all scream)

"(all scream)"

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I don't like piles of bones unless they're on a plate

"I don't like piles of bones unless they're on a plate"

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Dammit, Randy.

"Dammit, Randy."

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If you had been holding something,

"If you had been holding something,"

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you would have dropped it out of fright, too, Louise.

"you would have dropped it out of fright, too, Louise."

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- Kids, get behind me. - And I'll get behind them.

"- Kids, get behind me. - And I'll get behind them."

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- (screeching) - RANDY: Oh, God. Oh, God.

"- (screeching) - RANDY: Oh, God. Oh, God."

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just because I wanted you guys to think I was fun.

"just because I wanted you guys to think I was fun."

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It's worth a try.

"It's worth a try."

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I'm going to fight this thing.

"I'm going to fight this thing."

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Mother, I've never been more attracted to you.

"Mother, I've never been more attracted to you."

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I'll fight it off as long as I can,

"I'll fight it off as long as I can,"

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and then when I can't fight anymore,

"and then when I can't fight anymore,"

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I'll try to be hard to eat so you guys can get away.

"I'll try to be hard to eat so you guys can get away."

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GENE: Okay.

"GENE: Okay."

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Are you freaking kidding me?

"Are you freaking kidding me?"

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Wolves these days, not what I remember.

"Wolves these days, not what I remember."

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Hi, cutie. What's your...

"Hi, cutie. What's your..."

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(grunting and panting)

"(grunting and panting)"

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Teddy?

"Teddy?"

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Uh...

"Uh..."

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(laughs): escaping like that.

"(laughs): escaping like that."

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I am ready.

"I am ready."

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We still have to find that damned alpaca.

"We still have to find that damned alpaca."

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Come on, Lulu. I brought a Hawaiian pizza for you.

"Come on, Lulu. I brought a Hawaiian pizza for you."

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I'm going!

"I'm going!"

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Yay!

"Yay!"

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I just saw a wolf.

"I just saw a wolf."

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You don't happen to have the handcuff keys, do you, Bobby?

"You don't happen to have the handcuff keys, do you, Bobby?"

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Look, I know the pills made me crazy before,

"Look, I know the pills made me crazy before,"

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but in my defense, Teddy does have a bite on his arm,

"but in my defense, Teddy does have a bite on his arm,"

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and hair all over the back of his neck.

"and hair all over the back of his neck."

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so you won't be as tempted at night.

"so you won't be as tempted at night."

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No. It was an alpaca.

"No. It was an alpaca."

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This again.

"This again."

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I did see a wolf.

"I did see a wolf."

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but I need someone other than you to believe me.

"but I need someone other than you to believe me."

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Are you going home, Randy?

"Are you going home, Randy?"

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I-I didn't lose them, Teddy.

"I-I didn't lose them, Teddy."

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All right. I'll get you guys some sheets and blankets.

"All right. I'll get you guys some sheets and blankets."

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No, Linda. They're not staying.

"No, Linda. They're not staying."

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♪ Who's a fun mom on Halloween? ♪

"♪ Who's a fun mom on Halloween? ♪"

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♪ She does spooky things and she looks real young ♪

"♪ She does spooky things and she looks real young ♪"

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OLSEN: It's been called the Beast of the Bay,

"OLSEN: It's been called the Beast of the Bay,"

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and the Wonder Wolf.

"and the Wonder Wolf."

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it's allegedly extremely dangerous

"it's allegedly extremely dangerous"

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and allegedly out for blood, wreaking alleged havoc

"and allegedly out for blood, wreaking alleged havoc"

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on our quiet little community, allegedly.

"on our quiet little community, allegedly."

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And it seems to be scaring the trick-or-treaters

"And it seems to be scaring the trick-or-treaters"

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out of town this year

"out of town this year"

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on what promises to be a foggy night.

"on what promises to be a foggy night."

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Meanwhile, the alpaca has gone missing

"Meanwhile, the alpaca has gone missing"

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from the Wonder Wharf petting zoo.

"from the Wonder Wharf petting zoo."

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I'm here with Calvin and Felix Fischoeder.

"I'm here with Calvin and Felix Fischoeder."

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of this so-called Wonder Wolf?

"of this so-called Wonder Wolf?"

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Yes, that checks out.

"Yes, that checks out."

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The town is perfectly safe.

"The town is perfectly safe."

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All the little children should go out trick-or-treating...

"All the little children should go out trick-or-treating..."

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- It's not. - Oh. No.

"- It's not. - Oh. No."

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♪ Guess who's comin' in the room ♪

"♪ Guess who's comin' in the room ♪"

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♪ With the fancy costume? ♪

"♪ With the fancy costume? ♪"

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Um, what are you?

"Um, what are you?"

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I'm a Cher-iff. Get it?

"I'm a Cher-iff. Get it?"

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I got handcuffs, a badge and a body that just refuses to age.

"I got handcuffs, a badge and a body that just refuses to age."

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- "Snap out of it!" - Hmm?

"- "Snap out of it!" - Hmm?"

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- From the movie. - Mm.

"- From the movie. - Mm."

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You know, if you weren't on a bunch of pain pills,

"You know, if you weren't on a bunch of pain pills,"

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you'd be cracking up right now.

"you'd be cracking up right now."

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I think those are making you less fun.

"I think those are making you less fun."

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See? "Take with food.

"See? "Take with food."

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Can cause hallucinations and diarrhea."

"Can cause hallucinations and diarrhea.""

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Well, I don't have either of those except diarrhea,

"Well, I don't have either of those except diarrhea,"

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- You get weird on pain pills. - Mm.

"- You get weird on pain pills. - Mm."

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Or the time you took nighttime aspirin

"Or the time you took nighttime aspirin"

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Second, you should've thrown that smoothie out

"Second, you should've thrown that smoothie out"

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if that ever happened.

"if that ever happened."

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And third, what am I supposed to do if I'm in pain?

"And third, what am I supposed to do if I'm in pain?"

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The-the pills are great for that.

"The-the pills are great for that."

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So... (clucks tongue)

"So... (clucks tongue)"

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Okay. If you want to be a paranoid Patty.

"Okay. If you want to be a paranoid Patty."

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The doorbell. Calm down.

"The doorbell. Calm down."

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LINDA: Coming!

"LINDA: Coming!"

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Hold your candy corns!

"Hold your candy corns!"

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- (door opens) - (Teddy laughs)

"- (door opens) - (Teddy laughs)"

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I thought I ordered a scary nurse,

"I thought I ordered a scary nurse,"

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but I guess I clicked on sexy nurse instead.

"but I guess I clicked on sexy nurse instead."

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Anyway, Nurse Teddy is here to take care of you, Bob.

"Anyway, Nurse Teddy is here to take care of you, Bob."

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Uh, Linda, what is he talking about?

"Uh, Linda, what is he talking about?"

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I told you, Bob, I have to go out

"I told you, Bob, I have to go out"

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trick-or-treating with the kids

"trick-or-treating with the kids"

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Teddy's gonna keep an eye on you.

"Teddy's gonna keep an eye on you."

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You aren't very good on those crutches, mister.

"You aren't very good on those crutches, mister."

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He fell down twice today trying to go to the bathroom.

"He fell down twice today trying to go to the bathroom."

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(scoffs) I'm fine, Lin.

"(scoffs) I'm fine, Lin."

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You can count on me.

"You can count on me."

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I don't need you to hold my penis, Teddy.

"I don't need you to hold my penis, Teddy."

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Well, then I can just, you know,

"Well, then I can just, you know,"

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I can just prop it up for you.

"I can just prop it up for you."

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I guess a spatula would work.

"I guess a spatula would work."

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Great, uh, where's the spatulas?

"Great, uh, where's the spatulas?"

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Right, right, I knew that.

"Right, right, I knew that."

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So, how'd you mess your knee up, anyway?

"So, how'd you mess your knee up, anyway?"

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It's a long story.

"It's a long story."

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Hey, my old chef pants. I love these.

"Hey, my old chef pants. I love these."

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I wonder if I can still get into them.

"I wonder if I can still get into them."

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