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Clips from Scrubs - My Nightingale (S02E02)

"I spend my time getting orders barked at me"
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"by people who take credit for my work and blame me for their mistakes."
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"You still like her."
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"or whatever you crazy kids are calling it,"
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"you'd like nothing better than to just lie there and watch her sleep."
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"It's impossible to actually lie next to Jordan seeing as she sleeps"
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"hanging upside down from the ceiling wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings."
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"That's when all the weirdos come out."
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"Like the ER doctor who likes to work nights cos he says he's up anyway."
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"You told me last time we..."
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"On-site property management, including pest control"
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"Oh, yeah, I remember. Cartoon theme songs."
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"We do prime-time now."
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"- Everyone's at that Kelso thing. - I think Dr Cox is on."
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"He went home, but said that Carol could cover for him."
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"- We're in charge. - I love my butt."
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"so instead of treating he's admitting everyone. You've got 12 so far."
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"Never actually done one of these unsupervised before."
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"You'll be fine."
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"Most of the time you don't need one anyway, right?"
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"Fine, I'll tell your patients they're on their own because you're too scared."
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"Come on, peeps, let's go kick some sick patient ass."
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"Hi. I'm gonna go and get you a big ice-cold glass of water."
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"Oh, sweet mother of mercy, Carla, you were right, you were so right."
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"Under no circumstances tell any of them that I'm here."
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"This is ridiculous. He admitted him to cardiology because he has heartburn."
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"I don't know why I was scared of placing a femoral swan."
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"I was even starting to see things."
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"OK, Mr Freed, I think I can do this."
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"I'm gonna need a C-arm in here."
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"- Want me to knock him out? - What are you doing in here?"
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"Helping you out."
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"Oh, so you can do my stuff, but I can't do yours?"
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"OK, hotshot, what would you use to get a coffee stain off a tiled floor?"
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"I don't know. The rough side of a sponge?"
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"If it is a flail leaflet, he'll need surgery."
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"The classic Catch-22 between medical and surgical."
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"- OK, here's the plan. We do nothing. - Sounds good."
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"Meet in a few hours to see if his vitals have improved."
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"Yeah, this ends now."
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"Yes, congratulations, you are double-jointed."
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"OK, you talk way too fast."
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"Oh, well, tell her we're really swamped."
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"- She can understand you. - Yeah."
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"Didn't you go to get water, like, an hour ago?"
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"There. You win. You can do your victory dance or slaughter a goat,"
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"or whatever it is you do when you're happy."
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"You don't like me."
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"Look, this is pointless, angry, shallow sex."
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"Why would you go and ruin something like that?"
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"so you don't hear me whining about it."
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"Look, Perry, I can't let you back into my life,"
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"and watch you personally and professionally sabotage"
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"every single chance that you get."
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"Good God, what do you want me to do to prove that I'm not that guy anymore?"
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""Bob Kelso is the love of my life.""
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"My wife was going to do it."
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"What are you gonna do?"
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"You rang?"
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"His vitals are the same. There's got to be one attending in this hospital."
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"- You guys are unbelievable. - Thank you, baby."
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"- Not the good kind. - I know."
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"You claim you want more responsibility,"
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"but you're being outsmarted by a doctor with scrubs made of hemp."
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"You're afraid to stand up to a volunteer who's answering the phones."
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"And did you ever place that femoral swan?"
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"It's on my to-do list."
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"I know you were hoping Officer Berson's vitals would go up or down"
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"and this decision would be made for you, but nothing's changed. So it's on you."
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"Surgery."
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"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the Technology."
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"You guys were fine."
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"Bob Kelso is..."
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"I'm not joking. He's the devil. What's wrong with you people? This is..."
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"Great stuff, Perry, great stuff. Is this guy a hoot or what?"
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"- I'll get your ass for this. - Jordan."
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"Thank you."
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"And sometimes we rise to the occasion."
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"the three of us will go back to being the most unappreciated people"
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"in the whole damn hospital."
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"What you doing here? I thought you were off last night."
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"- No, he doesn't. - Trust me."
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"- Sandy, let's start work. - Sandy isn't necessarily a girl's name."
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"You were in my dream. I can't say for certain,"
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"- Good job, DJ. - You know, it's JD."
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"Camp Meadow Wood. I made a lanyard."
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"If a policeman gets into an accident with a bad guy he's chasing,"
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"Bad guy, this is why you don't run from the police."
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"What do you say?"
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"- They asked me to say a few words. - Yawn."
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"You're done now. Yeah."
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"in no way makes it any less special."
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"but we both know that's where he's gonna spend the night."
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"The fact is I make it a rule never to get in bed with people"
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"And I'm expected to hold the doctor's hand."
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"You should try trading places with me for one day."
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"Why? Because we had a conversation in an empty room?"
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"That room's not empty."
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"- Who? - Tim."
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"As weird as this place is during the day, it's even worse at night."
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"Or if there's a full moon..."
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"Hey. This is my band. We all work in different departments in the hospital."
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"plus, Carol, you're needed in ICU"
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"No, Carla, I'm a doctor. I should tell them."
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"I guess I couldn't stop wishing there was someone over my shoulder."
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"I don't care if you shave down there. That's not a medical issue."
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"But it sure is pretty."
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"If you could just keep one person downstairs, we'd throw a parade for you."
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"She needs you to give her a break."
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"I like you... again."
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"You could've just asked me to stop hassling you for a year."
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"They want you upstairs in room..."
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"...208."
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"Bob Kelso is an awful, awful man."
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"Guys, wait up."
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"You and me both. I haven't had anyone to talk to lately."
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"- I'm not gay. - What?"
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"It's disturbing how obsessed you are with your butt."
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"That phone's for you. It's the clinic. They know you're on your own"
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"She doesn't even seem to be here."
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