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Clips from King of the Hill - Chasing Bobby (S05E05)

"Okay, I have narrowed it down to one movie."
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"by the Motion Picture Association of America..."
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"It doesn't help."
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"And then making Hank pay for it?"
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"- Don't tell me. - You'll pay for it."
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"Peggy, this truck has been through four presidents..."
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"three Cowboy Super Bowl victories, and zero mechanics."
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"Yes, you will. You have to."
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"Nathaniel."
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"Just watching the movie."
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""a fragrant bouquet of human emotions.""
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"Coming from the heat of outdoors and then into the air-conditioned theater..."
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"Nope. it has nothing to do with anything."
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"without telling you how much he loves you."
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"Wait. I don't know why I didn't see this."
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"You're right. You are not Ethan Hawke."
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"Man, that is a good one. Man, I got another one."
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"What do you call the difference between a man and a little squirt gun?"
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"So, I forgot how long the straw was, and it caught me in the eye."
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"- Okay. - Let's go, Hank."
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"We have a 2:00 with an optician at the mall."
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"Okay, you were right."
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"- You happy now? - Well, I'm..."
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"I'm happy for me, but I am sad for you."
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"Charlton Heston isn't me or Bobby. Charlton Heston is..."
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"ls my truck."
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"I think somethings wrong with her."
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"I checked this morning..."
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"Oh, God!"
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"It would cost more to fix this truck than it's worth."
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"No, sir, I do not accept your answer."
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"and "those chumps who will push my truck.""
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"He loves it. And that's what you do when you love something."
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"I've had my van for 10 years."
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"All I did was change the spark plugs..."
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"adjust the valve train and rebuild the carburetor."
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"- Yep. - Mm-hm."
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"[Horn honking]"
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"Hey, Dale, do you mind driving me over to the Auto Zone?"
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"And so it begins."
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"Oh, God! They have a heated pool and communal barbecue pits."
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"Scout's honor, Roy."
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"If Hank says those tanks were filled, by God, those tanks were filled!"
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"Actually, sir, if you recall, what I said was--"
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"We lost the account, didn't we?"
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""Mrs. Donovan, I think I speak for the whole class..."
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"Here's a story for you."
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"I know. it's because of his truck."
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"But what I think would really help your father "fix his truck"..."
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"Don't tell him any more of those boring school stories, okay?"
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"Hello. I am Marty Mendez. You must be Mr. Hill."
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"You're not a mechanic at all. You're a salesman."
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"[Car engine sputtering]"
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"Come on."
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"I can't push it myself."
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"[Train approaching]"
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"[Bell ringing]"
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"So that's what it sounds like when a train hits a truck."
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"That mechanic said it only had 500 miles left."
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"Even if he was right, which he wasn't..."
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"if I only drove 5 miles a year, I could have had her another 100 years."
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"We should have asked for a lift."
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"You just sit here and try not to break any more trucks."
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"I feel I must tell you that this bad boy comes..."
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"Well, sounds great. Let me just put on a dress and hop on up."
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"I'm just being honest with you."
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"Bobby, I'll just be a minute."
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"but I need to test-drive this beauty right now."
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"I knew it."
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"It feels like March '98 all over again. Yes."
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"The way I pointed."
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"Bobby?"
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"You think you're the only one who loved that truck?"
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"I spent the best years of my life in that truck."
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"You did love my truck?"
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"It's got seat-warmers."
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"Like, "Go back to the dealership and buy a new truck."
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""It's okay. I'm in a better- ♪"
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"Maybe she is looking down on us right now, from pick-up truck heaven."
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"You know, the real one."
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"Yeah, it's the new-car smell."
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"BOBBY: To The Flowers of Time."
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"We are seeing The Flowers of Time, rated PG-Ti..."
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"and PG-12 by Peggy Hill."
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"When I agreed to see a movie today..."
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"Hank, just because it takes place on a rose farm..."
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"does not mean it's a ladies' picture."
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"First it was the distributor components..."
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"Oh, for God's sake! Just take it to a mechanic."
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"Another man touching her all over, playing with her manifolds?"
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"There she goes. All right, everyone in, quick."
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"To The Flowers of Time."
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"$5 a ton if you feed it to pigs..."
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"And they said nobody beats the claw machine."
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"The first two went straight to video."
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"- Dale and I are the only guys here. - No."
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"Hank, now look. That is a pillow sham."
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"The only thing keeping you alive is the pressure of the tractor."
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"Son, I never really got around to saying a lot of things."
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"Shush, sug'."
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"This movie is good enough to have been based on a novel. Hank?"
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"I won't make it to harvest this year, Son."
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"[Crying]"
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"Hank, you're scaring me. What the hell is going on?"
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"I'm okay. Please continue to look at the screen."
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"Hank Hill is weeping like a little French girl."
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"Oh, Hank, come on. There's no reason to be ashamed about your crying."
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"is naturally gonna cause some condensation."
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"Now, I am not a professional psychologist, but I am an amateur psychologist."
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"And I think that this spontaneous eye-watering..."
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"Well, think about it. You have a strained relationship with your dad..."
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"and your greatest fear is that he will die..."
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"You are Ethan Hawke, Hank."
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"Our relationship is strained but fine."
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"You are Charlton Heston. Bobby is Ethan Hawke."
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"- Yes. Done. - No, it is not done."
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"You and Bobby are very distant emotionally and quite distant physically."
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"Bobby wouldn't be able to lift it..."
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"and you wouldn't be able to tell him that you love him."
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"- That, Hank, that is why you were crying. - No."
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