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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"and their mothers-in-law."
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"...no prisoners would be taken."
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"Ahem."
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"- You like that? - Oh, yeah."
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"God, I'm gonna miss this, Carlos."
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"Well, since I'm gonna have to be doing the cooking"
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"Shoppers come to sift through"
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"the discarded belongings of someone they don't know,"
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"Zach doesn't need a piece of glass to remember his mother."
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"- Did you find out where Zach is? - No."
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"But he's not staying with relatives."
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"No. We have to find him. It's the only way we'll know."
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"Forget the Freud and stick with the drugs."
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"I would like to turn over the next part of our meeting"
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"to our parent coordinator, the amazing Maisy Gibbons."
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"Thank you, Miss Truesdale. Now before everyone leaves,"
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"In our version, the wolf is aggressive because he has a thorn in his paw,"
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"He eats Little Red's grandma."
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"- I'm sorry. And you are? - I'm Lynette Scavo."
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"Oh, of course. Lynette."
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"- Yeah. We go to the same school. - Of course you do."
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"- Susan. Long time no see. - Mrs. Greenberg."
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"It's not that important."
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"Just for a couple of hours."
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"It's like riding a bike, right?"
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"I have an excellent referral."
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"We have a date next week. He's taking me to see a play or something."
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"Oh, that's right. The twins' stage debut."
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"When I worked with men, I preferred how they fought."
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"and once he's won, he's top dog."
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"Isn't it sexist of us to generalize like this?"
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"Wow, this guacamole has got a kick."
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"I'm gonna run to the little girl's room. You go ahead. I might be a while."
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"- I used to play with my grandfather. - Pull up a chair."
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"- I've been busy. - I've seen who you've been busy with."
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"Danielle? Come on. She's just a friend."
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"I have everything under control."
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"As I'm sure you've all heard, Celia Bond broke her wrist playing tennis."
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"And you know, Maisy, it is just a fairy tale."
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"So all in favor of the woodsman going medieval on the big bad wolf's ass."
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"I suppose it can wait."
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"Yeah, I guess she'll take a check."
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"Carlos, what is it?"
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"Yeah. It was bad."
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"She went into debt. Dipped into her savings, started hocking jewelry."
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"OK."
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"So let's talk about yesterday."
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"over a man's nipple ever so gently."
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"The only thing I don't like about sex is the scrotum."
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"Obviously it has its practical applications, but I'm not a fan."
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"Oh."
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"If we stay I'll never make it. We'll just have lunch at the mall."
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"All right. Off you go. Thanks."
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"Lynette, I noticed you forgot the coonskin on that hunter's coonskin cap."
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"and still has time to take care of her three kids and a husband."
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"just because you don't understand the concept of time management."
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"The kids won't suffer without a clump of fur on their heads."
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"- My boys are the oak trees. - Are they?"
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"I don't know, Julie. Pretend to be bulimic. Gag a little."
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"Come on. Work with me here."
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"She was my friend, Julie, and I owe it to her to find out the truth."
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"Come on in."
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"Sure is nice and toasty in here."
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"I was hoping you'd notice."
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"Well, it certainly isn't the Ritz, but it has all the essentials."
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"- I don't know what to say. - Then perhaps you should say nothing."
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"And Gaby can't sew. Seriously, I'm gonna be fine."
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"I'm a little ahead with my painting if you need some help."
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"I'll help for as long as I can but I have a lot on my plate tonight."
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"I'll sell some jewelry, pay off the card, and Carlos will never find out."
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"The bottom line is, no matter how much I dislike you, I love Carlos more."
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"Hi. I'm Susan Mayer. I have an appointment to see Dr. Sicher."
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"Yes, he's expecting you. Let me get him for you."
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"I sure am."
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"- What's wrong with you? - Just all the pills they make me take."
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"What is it?"
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"because of something bad you did."
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"After my mom died, I started remembering things that happened when I was little."
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"For no good reason."
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"I will go there with you. You just have to say it out loud."
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"That night, while most of Wisteria Lane dreamt the night away,"
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"Luckily for Lynette, she had a magic potion handy."
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"and working."
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"So what's been going on with her? Have you found anything out yet?"
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"I don't get it. You and Zach never went to school with anybody named Dana."
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"- Then I want to visit again. - That's not a good idea either."
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"Juanita was now more convinced than ever"
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"that she had to worry about."
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"Celia Bond is still credited with costumes."
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"Who is "they", as in, "they forgot to tell the printer"?"
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"That would be me. I'm sorry."
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"Would you do something with this? It looks like road kill."
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"Previously on Desperate Housewives..."
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"- I know why my mom killed herself. - Secrets were revealed."
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"I think we should go to the police."
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"- Relationships got complicated. - What are you doing here?"
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"We got a call about a break-in."
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"I've seen a lot but this is something else."
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"- I don't know. ...depened."
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"an arena for all forms of domestic combat."
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"Husbands clash with wives, parents cross swords with children."
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"But the bloodiest battles often involve women"
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"The war for control of Carlos began the night he proposed,"
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"and Gabrielle had ben losing ground to Juanita ever since."
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"From the prenuptial agrement which she reluctantly signed..."
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"to the selection of wedding music she despised..."
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"to the color of the house paint she hadn't wanted,"
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"Gabrielle had suffered one defeat after another."
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"And now that Juanita suspected her daughter-in-law of having an affair,"
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"it had become increasingly apparent, in this war..."
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"Mrs. Solis, I'll be at the market."
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"Thank you, Yao Lin."
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"I don't see why you have her."
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"It's a big house. I need help."
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"It's only called help when you do some of the work yourself."
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"I supervise."
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"- You pay her $300 a week. - Mm-hm."
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"That's $15,000 a year."
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"Carlos, you always say you're not putting away enough for retirement."
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"Baby, it would be a good idea to cut back on expenses."
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