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Clips from 30 Rock - Tracy Does Conan (S01E01)

"Why is there hair everywhere? Did you shave in the kitchen?"
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"That cereal has the Olympics on it? That's, like, eight months old."
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"Are you gonna be home later? I got to talk to you about something."
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"I'll be right here. Look at this maze. it's so easy."
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"Now, make sure you drink plenty of fluids and get something to eat."
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"- I can't take it any more. - 35, single, no children."
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"I can't believe this is happening to me. It's just not fair."
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"I got bumped."
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"Jack bumped her and put Tracy on instead."
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"I just feel like everything always gets taken away from me."
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""The Rural Juror"?"
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""Rural Juror," apple 3, take one. Mark."
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"When does that come out?"
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"Maybe if he knew I have a film career, he would treat me with more respect."
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"I will tell him that you are in a feature film called "The Rur Jur.""
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"I can't believe Conan'll have Tracy as a guest again after what happened last time."
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"- You seem like you have a nice chemistry... - I am a stabbing robot."
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"I know you're wearing that as a joke,"
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"but it makes you look younger and more confident,"
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"No, Jenna doesn't do those commercials any more. She got fired."
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"Well, I'm the one that always has to clean up the mess afterwards."
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"Conan, Tracy's really excited to be back on your show."
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"Tracy's feeling much better now. He's under a doctor's care."
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"Back at you, man."
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"I have to be charming on "Conan" tonight."
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"No."
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"The phone! It's ringing."
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"I'm introducing Jack Welch at a dinner at the Waldorf."
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"I haven't seen this many white people in tuxedoes since the Titanic. ""
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"OK, how about, "Wow, $1,000 a plate."
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"For that kind of money, this stuffed chicken breast better paint my house.""
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"they named Welch's grapejuice after him,"
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"because he squeezes the sweetest juice out of his workers' mind grapes.""
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"That doesn't even make sense."
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"Does that burn calories?"
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"What dude?"
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"The blue dude. Tell him to stop staring at me."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Tracy was acting old-school bananas."
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"Hey, Jack Attack!"
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"Sorry, should have kept that one in the old brain box."
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"Perhaps because bald men are less informed than men with full heads of hair."
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"Here, I want you to do something. Pull my hair."
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"I'm just kidding. It's... It's real."
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"Jenna, I'm sorry. Just let it go."
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"I guess he's having some sort of reaction."
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"Call me if you need me."
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"Tra, can I come in?"
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"Dr. Spaceman, Dr. Spaceman"
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"Wow, "Dr. Spaceman." I owe you an apology, Tra."
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"Hi, I work with Tracy Jordan, and I think he's having a reaction"
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"to the medication you put him on."
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"There's not really a name for what Tracy has."
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"Basically, it's erratic tendencies and delusions"
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"and certainly not helped by my wildly experimental treatments."
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"Boy, I'm being awfully open with you, miss."
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"- So, is he dangerous? - No, he should be fine,"
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"I'll call in a prescription for something to settle him down as soon as possible."
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"Miss Lemon, they need you upstairs in Mr Donaghy's office immediately."
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"- Pick up Tracy's medicine fast, OK? - Yes, sir."
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"It might be distasteful if Randy's widow's in the audience."
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"Then he'll be fine. Leo's an excellent physician and a pretty good dentist."
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"- I'll figure it out. What? - Don't ask."
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"After the way Jack treated me today, I can't work here any more."
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"Then I guess this is goodbye."
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"Please don't quit."
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"It's Dennis."
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"Whoa, gimme, gimme, gimme. Shoo."
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"And I would do it on your computer, but I'm downloading a game right now."
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"I need to talk to you about something."
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"Blue Man!"
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"It's the Blue Man. It's coming up on me."
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"There's no Blue Man."
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"Hey, Liz, what's up?"
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"- Oh, hi, Conan, how are you? - Good."
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"Who, Dennis? Yeah."
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"You still, um... How's your wife?"
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"- It's going great. - No!"
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"Oh, I don't have time for this!"
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"Come on up, and we'll talk about it."
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"Fine, I will try the other location,"
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"but, frankly, Ladonica, you have not been real helpful."
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"February."
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"You're right after this commercial."
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"You gonna tell me my feet stink?"
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""Late Night With Conan O'Brien"!"
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"That's right."
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"Now, we are on the s..."
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"Here it is!"
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"You know my first guest tonight from his numerous hit movies,"
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"I just hope we get away with it."
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"Sit in the chair, buddy. Sit in the chair. Sit down, sit."
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"And he's asleep which is OK, 'cause at least he didn't murder me."
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"We 'H take a break, and, Tracy Jordan, everybody,"
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"I really got to eat something."
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"I've lost track of it!"
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"What's up?"
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"Thank you, thank you. Thank you so much."
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"Nothing. I forget."
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"I just want to listen to you play Halo till I fall asleep."
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"What? Who told you that?"
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"You're a weird guy, Kenneth."
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"The water in here is softer."
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"Yeah, I got to go."
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"- I'll be home early, OK? - Yeah, come here, sweetheart."
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"Oh, Dennis, I just did my hair."
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"Three sexual partners in the last ten years."
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"I don't know, doll. Maybe it's time to settle."
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"Chocolate chip or butter crunch?"
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"- You're right. This business is unfair. - What happened?"
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"Jenna was supposed to be on "Conan" tonight."
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"Oh, well, you know, that kind of thing happens."
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"Jenna, you can't let this get to you."
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"No, that's not true. What about that movie you did last summer?"
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"Yeah, "The Rur..." that one."
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""The Rural Juror" opens in selected theatres December 18th."
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"Does Jack Donaghy even know I'm in "The Rural Juror"'?"
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"Jenna to the set, please. Jenna to the set, please,"
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"for "Rodney Stink, Confirmed Bachelor. ""
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"- What's her movie called? - I don't know."
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