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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Fancy Party (S03E03)

"And you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid,"
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"usually standing from behind."
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"Look, I know that I cannot tell you what to do."
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"I know it doesn't work..."
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"But you know what would be fun?"
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"Maybe we should make a pros and cons list."
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"Let me take you home, and then we'll go do that together."
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"It'll be a blast."
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"- Leslie, relax. - You relax."
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"You relax all the way home and get into bed."
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"- You need to go to bed. - April."
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"Girl talk."
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"Hey, uh, what's your middle name?"
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"The justice of the peace lady needs to know."
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"You don't know each other's middle names?"
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"I don't want to say it out loud."
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"- Ew! - Shut up."
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"- Roberta! - Such a loser."
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"- Can't believe I'm marrying him. - You don't have to."
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"I'm going to. And then I'm gonna divorce him."
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"Then I'm gonna marry him again."
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"One time, I fell madly in love with a Civil War reenactor"
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"that I had only known for six hours."
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"And then I found out he wore those clothes"
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"all the time."
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"But the clothes thing really bothered me."
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"You always want to scribble the name."
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"Make them read. Draw them in."
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"- Make them work for it. - Right."
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"Two shots of Jameson."
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"Don't make too much eye contact."
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"You want to seem available, but not too available."
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"Oh, thanks. I think I'm good for now."
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"- I'm not gonna... - Yeah."
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"All right... Let's do this."
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"Ron, you are so amazing"
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"with me and April, stuff."
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"I love you, man."
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"Would you be one of my best men?"
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"I'd be honored to, son."
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"Chris, you helped me get April back."
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"Would you be my best man?"
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"Nothing else in my entire life"
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"would make me happier as long as I live."
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"Jerry. Ah, I'm so glad you made it."
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"This shirt is hilarious."
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"Derek and Ben, will you be my best men?"
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"Got a little competition for the best man, huh?"
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"Well, you know what the best best man does."
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"Excuse me!"
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"Are there any strippers here?"
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"Former strippers?"
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"Non-dancers but you're feeling a little bit drunk?"
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"I'm throwing Andy an impromptu bachelor party."
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"It's my duty as best man."
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"It's that kind of negative thinking"
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"that makes you a less good best man."
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"Hello?"
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"Leslie Knope from the Parks Department."
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"Yeah, I know. Where are you?"
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"April and Andy are getting married tonight."
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"- What? - Yeah, I know."
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"I need you to get down here, Ann."
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"I need you to kiss him again or kiss her or kiss somebody."
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"I don't know, Ann! Help me, please!"
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"If you come up too fast, you get the bends."
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"And the reason why I know this"
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"is because I was dating a guy once,"
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"and we were scuba diving,"
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"and I told him that I loved him underwater,"
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"and he shot up really fast, and he got the bends."
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"No, Orin, I don't know how I'm going to die."
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"Wait. Are you asking me or telling me?"
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"Hey, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"Yes, please."
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"April and Andy are about to get married."
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"Wow. My Brita filter is older than their relationship."
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"Wait a second. Should I change my Brita filter?"
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"I don't know. It depends on how frequently you use it."
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"- It's true. - Stay focused, okay? Please."
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"The point is two boneheads whom I love dearly"
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"are about to sacrifice their future"
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"'cause they haven't thought this thing through."
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"And nobody seems concerned about this."
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"Attention, everybody. Madames and..."
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"Mis...Wahs."
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"If you would do me the obligation"
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"of having your honor heretofore in the room"
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"doth right over there, uh, hence."
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"Big event in that room, 15 minutes."
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"I love April and Andy. I want them to stay together."
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"And that is why I have to stop their wedding."
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"Remember how I told you there was going to be"
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"a surprise later?"
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"Well, the surprise is you're not actually at a dinner party."
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"You're at our wedding."
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"All right. Uh, let's do this."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"we are gathered here today"
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"to marry Andrew Maxwell Dwyer and April Roberta Ludgate."
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"I guess I kind of hate most things."
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"But I never really seem to hate you."
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"So I want to spend the rest of my life with you."
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"- Is that cool? - Yes."
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"- Is it my turn? - Yes."
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""April, you're the most awesome person I have ever known"
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""in my entire life."
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""I vow to protect you from danger."
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""And I don't care if I have to fight"
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""an ultimate fighter or a bear or him,"
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""your mom... I would take them down.""
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"Andy."
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"I'm getting mad right now even thinking about it."
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"- I'm telling you. - It's okay."
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"I want to spend the rest of my life..."
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"every minute... with you."
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"And I'm the luckiest man in the galaxy."
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"And now the rings."
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"By the power vested in me by the state of Indiana,"
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"I now pronounce you husband and wife."
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