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Clips from The Simpsons - The Last Traction Hero (S28E28)

"...waiver of liability."
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"I know, I know."
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"But do you really want to fill your life"
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"How could I have forgotten to sue Mr. Burns?"
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"That's how you get rich in America."
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"Sue S. A! Sue S. A!"
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"Oh, Lord."
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"Finally, a chance to use this."
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"It was designed ironically, but I would die for it."
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"Are you home during the day because you were injured"
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"at work, school, museum, church, Iraq, elevator plummet,"
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"The first one! The first one you said!"
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"Five, five, five..."
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"Wait, what was the number after the first three fives,"
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"but before the last six fives?"
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"Uh, Simpson, before you do anything rash,"
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"Mr. Burns wanted you to enjoy this get-well cake."
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"- What's that writing on top? - Oh!"
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"It's just, uh, strawberry boilerplate"
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"absolving us of liability."
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"Now just bite here, here, here,"
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"Sir, you cannot bribe me with cake."
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"Because I just ate several pies."
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"(sighing)"
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"Just enjoy the cake. As long as you don't eat it"
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"I'm a notary public."
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"You gave your ink pad to Maggie."
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"- (moans) - I'll, um, I'll walk out with you."
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"Don't go yet. You guys can help me"
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"your idea of fun makes me want to blow my brains out."
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"(murmurs disappointedly)"
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"Oh, Razzmatazz is perfect, Marge."
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"It's-it's uh-- it's red,"
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"You're right!"
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"Why don't you stick around"
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"I'd like that."
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"And I'll take the cake back to the home"
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"and share it with the seniors."
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"Typical."
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"Thank you, Bart."
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"GRAMPA (moaning): Oh, I dropped it."
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"Hey, wha-what did you put down my back?"
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"could just be some yarn."
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"(whining fearfully)"
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"(sighing)"
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"Oh, it's such a pleasure to pour tea for someone"
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"and not have to help him chew it."
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"We've made our choices."
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"And the world doesn't understand them,"
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"but we do."
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"Oh... Aw..."
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"You know Marge, somehow I feel that"
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"more than anyone, you understand"
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"those horrible words, "What do you see in him?""
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"I never said this,"
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"because we're afraid to admit we were wrong?"
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"Do you really think that?"
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"Well, I've tried to use it constructively."
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"I try to have "the serenity"
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""to accept the things I cannot change"
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"and the courage to change the things I can.""
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"through the use of complex social algorithms."
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"It teams up compatible seatmates"
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"and places Milhouse with no one."
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"Otto, why are you sitting in back?"
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"Waiting for my assignment, chief."
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"The driver's seat. You're the driver."
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"Still me?"
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"(scoffs) New management, same mistakes."
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"It's so quiet. I've never been able to hear my music before."
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"(rock music plays over headphones)"
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"Ooh, it sucks."
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"LISA: This is just the beginning."
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"every aspect of their lives."
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"And then I'll make them achieve their un-dreamt dreams."
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"Sherri next to Terri."
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"Jimbo next to Dolph."
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"No one next to Milhouse."
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"Kearney next to Nelson."
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"My first PG-13 fantasy."
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"Since we haven't been able to get a settlement,"
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"Caroline here will stand in for the opposing attorney."
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"Please."
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"Seriously, sir, it would really be wise"
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"not to mention the hounds."
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"(groans)"
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"MARGE: Waylon,"
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"now I can see why"
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"so many women in movies have gay friends."
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"Like Princess Leia and C-3PO."
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"(gasps) Oh, my God."
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"No one ever gives me a gift. Thank you."
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"I think you see my true self."
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"SMITHERS: Oh, my God. She wants to kiss me."
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"look good with a mustache."
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"(phone vibrates)"
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"Uh, I've got to go."
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"Thank God I've got a husband with benefits."
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"HOMER: Wait a sec."
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"Marge is getting her emotional needs fulfilled by another man,"
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"I'm the luckiest husband in the world!"
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"You haven't gotten that stupid signature yet?"
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"No."
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"And I'm not sure I want to."
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"Smithers, pour me a glass of water."
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"Now, either get that signature or you're in charge"
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"That was us?"
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"That doesn't leave this room."
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"Well brother, prepare to enjoy another day"
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"of calm, peaceful behavior on the school bus."
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"I got to warn you, a lot of kids"
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"Well, they'll be happy when I also organize"
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"cafeteria seating, who's picked for teams,"
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"and I've divided the playground into swingers and pushers."
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"That's insane."
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"LISA: Order. Order. Maintain order."
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"♪ ♪"
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"The children need more sauce on their spaghetti."
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"Also, their spelling is atrocious."
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"(tires screech)"
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