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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - Call of the Yeti (S02E02)

"-Oi, where are you two going? -Shaman business."
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"-Well can I come with you? -No, you've got to stay here with him."
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"Aah, you're joking, he's insane!"
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"Look at him, he's all excited, you can't leave him."
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"-Hey guys, what's happening? -We're going to get some supplies."
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"Owl beaks? What for?"
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"-I'm fine, thanks. -Sure? A man of your age?"
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"Right, where were we?"
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"Get you a couple, yeah?"
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"What's this for?"
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"Take notes and then we can do a Question & Answer session in the interval."
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"-Are you out of your mind? -Simmer down."
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"Now the life cycle of the frog. The frog is an amphibian and he lays eggs..."
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"They're called spawn, which then become tadpoles... dormant... hibernation..."
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"Now the brown bear, differing from the black bear, will hibernate for up to three and a half months,"
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"-You only had one lesson. -Shut up!"
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"-Yeah, Howard Moon. -Hello! -Well hello."
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"And hello! What's your name sugar dumpling?"
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"Vince."
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"Hm.. beautiful name."
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"What do you know about that, Mr City balls?"
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"-Well uh.. I have read this rather large book on the wildness. -Book?!? That's all you people know!"
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"-Huh? -No."
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"-Have you ever been rohypnoted by a swan? Woke up in Cancun? -No."
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"You ever been to a tea party with a herd of rhino? Well, I HAVE! And it ain't purdy!"
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"Oh yeah? You got any scars to prove it?"
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"Check this out! Horn of a wildebeest ripped it wide open. Had to tie it up with my own shoestring!"
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"Yeah? Big deal! See that? Straighteners, Nicky Clarke. Hottest you can get. Fell asleep on them while I was pissed."
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"-Jiminy Christmas! -Now, can you get out please? 'Cause I want to go to bed."
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"Oh.. yes. Pardonnez-moi. Of course. I hope we meet again sometime under different circumstances."
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"Uuh, mister, I was wondering if you'd care to join me for a drink and possibly a smoke on the porch?"
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"-Man to man, so to speak. -Don't mind if I do, sir."
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"Yeah, whatever.."
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"And when the spaceman come, they did experimentens with a hammer and the feather."
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"to see which one would land first. And, do you know, on the moon's surface, they land at exactly the same time!"
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"It don't make no difference. When you on the Moon, everything lands the same."
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"You know, when I see a view like that I'm always aware of the terrifying insignificance of mankind"
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"and yet, at the same time, the irrevocable connection that we all have with the universe.."
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"You two out here on your honeymoon?"
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"Uh.. no Jack.. I think you've got the wrong end of the stick there. Hahaha.."
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"Well uh.. what are you doing out here in these parts, then?"
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"Well uh.. maybe I can help you with that."
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"But I know the whereabouts of a creature, that's never been seen by human eyeballs."
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"Can I?"
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"..man does get lonely out here in the woods."
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"We don't often get a little cute, nubile princess like that around here."
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"Look, I could never do that, okay? Vince's a friend of mine, so I bid you good night!"
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"-Just by horns and hooves. -Oh, okay."
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"-You all right, Barry? -All right Naboo."
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"I haven't seen you for ages! When was it? Whikkam caves. Quite a night."
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"Yeah, I was out of my head that night - sick in my turban. You were all over the shop."
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"I know, it was my birthday. I was off my chops! I had two Mick Jaggers and a line of cheap whizz."
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"Ah! This is Chrissie."
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"- Oh, he's lovely, this one. I thought you had a black cat. - I did. Doing my head in. Got myself an upgrade."
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"If I was you, I'd keep yourself indoors tonight. Avoid the forest."
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"-Oh yeah? -Apparently it's breeding night for the Yeti."
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"- I thought they were hibernating? - They are, but every 25 years they come out."
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"Look for a man to breed with. They're bloody rampant. If I was you, I'd avoid Piney Ridge."
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"-Why didn't you tell me about this, Bollo? -Well, I told you I had a bad feeling."
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"Any details? See you later, Barry."
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"All right there, gorgeous. When do you knock off?"
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"-What do you want? -Well, I brought you some flowers. Picked 'em myself."
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"-No, I'm fine. -Gets you in a mood."
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"-Mood for what? -Purdy little thing like you and a big old mountain man like me..."
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"-Get away from me! -But I loves you, Vincey!"
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"-You're weird, get off me!! -I love my little Vincey!"
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"There you go, Nicky Clarke - hottest you can get!"
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"I'll tell you what's going on. I've just narrowly avoided a bumming from Grizzly Adams!"
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"-Where's Howard? -He went for a walk or something out a Piney ridge."
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"-Do you think Howard will be all right, Naboo? -We're going to have to move fast, before the Yetis get him."
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"-What are they going to do to him if they catch him? -I don't even want to speak it's name."
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"-All right, we'd better get to Piney ridge quick smart. -Well, let's get to move on then!"
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"-I thought you could! -I thought you could!"
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"-Did you bring your magic carpet? -Howard wouldn't let me pack it - 'one suitcase'!"
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"Come on Bollo, get your monkey anus up at the steering wheel."
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"But Chinque crazy. He dangerous. He always say: "Please, Bollo. Please let us go faster.""
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"Have you got any more stories about Chinque, Bollo? Do you mind we should get Howard?"
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"-Uh. What are we going to do? Piney Ridge is about 5 hours away on foot. -Mini cab?"
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"-Cheekbone. -Ooh, cheers! Haha, new issue!"
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"The Jacobean ruff's back in. I knew it. Genius!"
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"-Aaaaaaah.. -Speed camera!"
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"-Uuuh.. lipstick? -No.."
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"-Uuh.. connect-four? -No!"
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"Uuuh.. mirrors! They're scared of their own reflection! If only we had a mirror.."
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"Well, do you want a hand held, full length, make-up mirror, this one's good for close-ups."
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"Great, give me that."
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"-We thougt you've been killed! -What? By these guys? They're peaceful."
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"What's wrong with you? What's wrong with your eyes? You look weird, Howard."
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"-This is my home now. -What - in the woods?"
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"~ Follow me, forget the world. Look around at the wonders of nature ~"
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"~ Never fear, everything is here. And you don't need your friends or family ~"
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"~ We are family ~"
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"-He's gone wrong! -I know, he's in a trance."
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"It's all part of the ritual - it's what they do before they breed with you."
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"-What's Bollo doing?! -Aah, he's gone too.."
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"Listen, Vince, this is Yeti magic, don't listen to the hippie nonsense. You're a punk, stay punk, think of Johnny Thunders."
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"-Right. -Mick and Keith. Block it out."
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"~ Never fear, everything is here. And you don't need your friends or family ~"
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"~ Listen to your heart, it's easy letting go. We are family, we are family ~"
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"~ Look into our eyes, you can see the future. Look into our eyes, we can see your soul ~"
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"~ Listen to your heart, everything is good here. Listen to your heart, everything is good.. ~"
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"-Where am I? -Aaaaargh! I've got bunches!"
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"It's the gueen and she's horny as hell! Run little Vincey, I'll save you!"
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"Come here, you little Yeti-biatch!"
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"No, no... uh.. aaaargh!"
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"Wait for me!"
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"-Malt loaf. -What?"
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"-It's what the Yeties are afraid of! -Great, just in time there, Naboo."
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"-Can we go to the Goofy lounge next year? -That's fine by me."
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"Come with us now on a journey through time and space!"
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"Oh.. manifique!"
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"Yeah, I suppose."
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"Clothes avalanche!"
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"-Naboo, are you ready? -Nearly, what do you think - red or blue?"
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"-What about you? Have you packed? -Yes I have! This is everything I need right here."
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"Happy? Now get ready!"
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"Go!"
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"One day I intend to be on the cover of that magazine."
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"That you don't know about. I span the genres, Vince. They call me the Genre Spanner."
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"They call you the Spanner."
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