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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"Cement floors, steel bars, no room to run around, nothing to play with--"
Archer (2009)
"Ah. I think perhaps you are confusing this with a zoo."
Archer (2009)
"I think maybe it's all these exotic animals."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, exotic animals for me to hunt."
Archer (2009)
"You hunt them? How can you do that? CALZADO: Like this."
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn, dude!"
Archer (2009)
"But you see, even the majestic Bengal tiger is too easy to kill. It's boring..."
Archer (2009)
"Jai alai? Us!"
Archer (2009)
"What? Si, so sleep well, amigos."
Archer (2009)
"I want you rested and strong for tomorrow."
Archer (2009)
"So yeah, try to think of a plan."
Archer (2009)
"Well, go ahead and say it. Say what?"
Archer (2009)
"Since we're gonna die in the morning, we should have sex now."
Archer (2009)
"After seeing a tiger get murdered, Lana?"
Archer (2009)
"No offense, but I'm not really in the mood."
Archer (2009)
"But I can tell you right now, my heart won't be in it."
Archer (2009)
"It'll be with that tiger's family."
Archer (2009)
"But go ahead. I mean, start."
Archer (2009)
"And so begins the hunt for the most dangerous game!"
Archer (2009)
"So, what are the rules here, exactly? Ah. Lana, be still."
Archer (2009)
"Then El Contador and I, just us alone, will track you and kill you."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, sure, why not."
Archer (2009)
"Then I propose a friendly wager."
Archer (2009)
"We each hunt one of them, and the first to kill his quarry is the winner."
Archer (2009)
"I like this idea, but, uh, which--?"
Archer (2009)
"I get the woman. Called it! Boom!"
Archer (2009)
"Uh... All right, since you called it."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, let's hunt some humans."
Archer (2009)
"Go, go, go!"
Archer (2009)
"KRIEGER: Clinical trial 13, update."
Archer (2009)
"...subjects B and C have lapsed into deep unconsciousness."
Archer (2009)
"Subject A, however, remains at large."
Archer (2009)
"Begin clinical trial 14."
Archer (2009)
"Where the heck is sh--?"
Archer (2009)
"Don't scream, it's me."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, thank God. I thought those were yeti hands."
Archer (2009)
"Never gets old. But good idea back there, getting everybody to split up."
Archer (2009)
"Thanks. Yeah, I figured you'd know to head back to the, uh, LZ thingy--"
Archer (2009)
"Which we only have an hour to get to, so-- And I figured once I found you..."
Archer (2009)
"...we'd work together to rescue Archer, capture Calzado and escape."
Archer (2009)
"You know, you don't actually suck at this. Really?"
Archer (2009)
"You're thinking tactically, making quick decisions, and I gotta tell you..."
Archer (2009)
"...confidence is pretty damn sexy. Really?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, you're doing pretty well so far, so, what's the plan, rookie?"
Archer (2009)
"And sooner would be better than later."
Archer (2009)
"Calzado is on a three-wheeler. Can you believe that guy?"
Archer (2009)
"Who, the drug lord who hunts humans for sport?"
Archer (2009)
"I know, but that's just lame. Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, okay. We have to assume Archer's heading back to the LZ too..."
Archer (2009)
"Cover it with malaria and leeches, sprinkle some dengue fever on it..."
Archer (2009)
"...and eat a big goddamn jungly dick!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, you do that..."
Archer (2009)
"...and I'll just wait here for a bask of Orinoco crocodiles to wander by and eat me."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, great, that's probably them now..."
Archer (2009)
"...tearing around on specially-equipped croc-choppers."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, what the...?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Oh, Goddess of the Jungle, I take it all back."
Archer (2009)
"For when I was thirsty, you saw fit to slake my--"
Archer (2009)
"Goddess of the Jungle, you are a whore."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, thank God, I thought you were crocodiles."
Archer (2009)
"Ha, ha. Crocodiles? On a three-wheeler?"
Archer (2009)
"Right? How scary would that be?"
Archer (2009)
"Probably not as scary as knowing that I'm going to cut you down from there..."
Archer (2009)
"...and then gut you like a fish."
Archer (2009)
"...a.k.a. the world's most deadliest predators."
Archer (2009)
"I am the world's deadliest predator."
Archer (2009)
"CYRIL: Or are you?"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Cyril? CALZADO: No breakfast for you."
Archer (2009)
"No, that's my name, Calzado. Cyril Figgis, ISIS agent."
Archer (2009)
"ISIS? That's right."
Archer (2009)
"Over my dead body."
Archer (2009)
"Well, that can be arranged. Lana?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait a minute, was I just bait?"
Archer (2009)
"That's right, Archer. All part of my brilliant plan."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, get some vines and tie him up, chop-chop."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, yeah, it means hurry? Come on, we got a chopper to catch. Tie him up."
Archer (2009)
"You do it."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, I see what you're doing here. Hands behind your back, Calzado."
Archer (2009)
"No, I won't. No, no, she won't."
Archer (2009)
"Come on, Cyril, go all rogue on him."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, I'm definitely gonna be sick."
Archer (2009)
"Here, maybe this will help."
Archer (2009)
"Ooh. Probably shouldn't have done that. Not enough left to get drunk on."
Archer (2009)
"And now, bastardo, I kill you!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh! Lana!"
Archer (2009)
"Aah! What the hell?! Damn guy. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you."
Archer (2009)
"You're welcome, Cyril. So learn any valuable lessons today?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, I did. ARCHER: Me too."
Archer (2009)
"CYRIL: Ow! Sorry, Cyril, did that hurt?"
Archer (2009)
"Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril! Yes, it freaking hurt!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, right?"
Archer (2009)
"What? Yes, obviously I heard what you said."
Archer (2009)
"I just can't believe the head of the DEA has the balls to say it."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, is that a fact?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, it is."
Archer (2009)
"Hmm. Yep."
Archer (2009)
"So, um, how'd that go?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, fine. He was just explaining to me..."
Archer (2009)
"...why ISIS won't be receiving any reward for capturing Calzado."
Archer (2009)
"What? What are you talking about?"
Archer (2009)
"We literally handed Calzado to them."
Archer (2009)
"No, they--"
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Oh, shit."
Archer (2009)
"Because that's exactly the brand of unparalleled professional excellence..."
Archer (2009)
"...that I've come to expect at ISIS. PAM: No, no, no!"
Archer (2009)
"LANA: What? Pam? CYRIL: I wish I was still blind."
Archer (2009)
"What was I saying? Oh, yes, unparalleled--"
Archer (2009)
"KRIEGER: Pam!"
Archer (2009)
"For the love of God, seal the exits!"
Archer (2009)
"--Professional--"
Archer (2009)
"That's our pee, and that's the last I better hear about it..."
Archer (2009)
"...because this stupid building is a tinderbox and I will burn it to the ground."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, hey, speaking of excellent, did you hear we met a tiger?"
Archer (2009)
"But he got murdered."
Archer (2009)
"Which is ridiculous, given the current economy."
Archer (2009)
"You don't give them the money. You can't. They'll blow it on crack."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Yes, this LZ, you dumb-ass."
Archer (2009)
"But it's just a pot test, right?"
Archer (2009)
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