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Clips from Scrubs - My Big Bird (S05E05)

"I did escape. There was one waiting in the car."
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"That's Leon. Loves the car rides."
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"Likes to stick his head out the window. I tell him it's dangerous."
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"Mr. Sutton, I cured you and you never thanked me."
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"Why thank you for doing your job? I'm a garbage man."
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"- Six. - You're off by about six."
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"Twelve!"
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"Stupid bird stole my hat."
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"I don't see why it's such a big deal for you to say, "Hey, doc...""
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"I gotta admit he looks pretty phat in your Kangol."
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"Hey! They're about to pick the lottery numbers."
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"Nurse Espinoza, Mr. Foster's cough is getting worse and Dr. Dorian's gone."
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"Dr. Reid's covering, but she's indisposed."
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"Kid, I'm about to become a millionaire. Call Dr. Turk, he's the surgeon on-call."
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"There's plenty you could do with a hundred million dollars."
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"Oh, come on. You gotta make that shot."
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"[Pounding]"
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"Let me out of here! I will kill you!"
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"I'm watching the game."
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"Sweetie, you want to get naughty?"
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"Ooh."
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"I gotta call my glass guy."
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"Mrs. Brown, I want you to know how sorry I am for kissing your husband."
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"and the healthiest thing for us to do right now,"
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"I punch them in the face."
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"I can't. I was supposed to be on-call five minutes ago."
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"Dorian, what are you doing?"
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"... the on-call surgeon was stuck in traffic..."
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"... his original doctor was thanking a garbage man..."
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"... and the covering physician was incapacitated."
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"He was dying in the hands of the interns."
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"Sorry I'm late. I got the keys to my Miata stuck in the cadaver."
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"Cut to the chase there, pee pants."
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"Mr. Foster's death was the result of a pulmonary embolism,"
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"probably caused by the 21 -hour flight he was on from India."
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"Dr. Flannery, the radiologist, should have caught it on the scan."
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"there was nothing any of you could have done to prevent Mr. Foster from passing."
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"Which, I guess, leads us to you, Dr. Flannery."
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"After a day like today, there's really only one thing you can do..."
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"Dr. Cox, it wasn't our fault."
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"You know as well as I do, it could have been any one of your faults."
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"Congrats again. Have a... have a swell party."
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"[J.D.] It's not easy when someone accuses you of screwing up,"
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"When that happens, you can't shrug it off,"
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"The wall! Hide behind the wall!"
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"He was attached to that thing."
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"Whatever."
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"[Both clear throats]"
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"[J.D.] When women want men to completely zone out,"
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"- of Manolo Blahniks... - [both thinking] Shoe shopping."
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"and we hit it off, you know? It started out with some flirting."
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""Hi, I'm Dr. Reid." "Why is there blood in my son's stool?""
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"Good news, Mr. Foster. The radiologist said your scan is completely clear."
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"Whatever you say, doc."
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"[J.D.] So a patient was dead and one of us was gonna be blamed."
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"[Dramatic classical music ringtone]"
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"I don't know. Why are you so needy?"
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"Thanks for inviting me, Janitor."
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"Oh, gosh, Carla, I would. I really would."
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"Where is that whore?"
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"[Growling]"
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"Ted, give him your sandwich."
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"I suppose I could spare a small corner."
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"- Whoa-oh-oh! - Oh!"
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"Mazeltov."
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"- Why'd he just walk away like that? - [Mumbles]"
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"Don't move."
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"Ohh. Ahh."
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"I can wait another day. Button up and watch the game."
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"In the end, when Mr. Foster started coughing up blood..."
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"[J.D.] Weird things can happen in a hospital."
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"Would you do me a favor and cover Mr. Foster for me?"
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"No!"
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"there's one thing they can talk about..."
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"And then, you know..."
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"# No, I know I'm no Superman"
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"[Grunts] Something feels pinchy."
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"OK, just back away slowly."
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"I'm starting to see why Leon outfoxed you."
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"Perfect."
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"Come on. Do it. Do it."
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"Bring it, bitch."
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"A hundred million dollars?"
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"This whole experience got me thinking about the nature of gratitude."
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"[Growls]"
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"# I can't do this all on my own"
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"In hospitals, this happens a lot,"
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"[horn honking]"
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"[All] Shoe shopping."
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"All right, all right. OK."
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"Get out of the way! The store's being robbed!"
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"[Gunfire]"
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"I was gonna check his labs,"
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"- I'll go through their lockers. - I meant asking them."
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"You think so? Mom, not now."
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"Idiot."
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"That way I could literally be in two places at once."
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"Actually, he just turned out to be an orderly"
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"everything slows down?"
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"I said she wasn't with us. Don't make me out to be a bad guy."
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"Yes."
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"[Turk screams]"
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"Dude, are you really gonna sit here all day just to thank your garbage man?"
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"Anytime, buddy. Anytime."
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"I guess in the end..."
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"OK, so I still wear the bracelet."
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"- Were they D's? - Be specific."
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"[J.D.] The weirdest thing is when a cool guy"
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"Mom, not now."
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"[Gasping]"
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"who got his hands on a helicopter helmet."
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"[Both gasp]"
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"Dude?"
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"If we all win this lottery then I am using that money to find a decent man."
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"Dr. Reid, why are you hiding? You didn't do anything wrong."
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"He doesn't listen."
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"How times a day do you think I get thanked?"
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"You're missing out."
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"Working from an inaccurate report,"
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"No, because you were lucky."
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