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Clips from Scrubs - My Big Bird (S05E05)

"[J.D.] I was super-psyched to get my scooter, Sasha, back from the shop."
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"But my new scooter insurance hadn't kicked in yet,"
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"- [Sirens] - [J.D.] Perfect."
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"[Tires screeching]"
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"Sasha!"
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"There was a wall! What's the matter with you?"
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"- Is this gonna hurt? - Don't be such a baby."
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"I apologize, Mr. Foster. I'm a little upset."
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"- Oh! - [Clanking]"
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"What would you do with the money?"
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"Carla, I can't believe you're gonna be a mom."
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"Stupid lotto."
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"[Gasps] Whoa!"
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"One, two, three."
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"Elliot, I can't believe you would do that!"
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"- What'd you do? - Was it naughty?"
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"- Strappy sandals. - [Both thinking] Shoe shopping."
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"so you have to shake it off and move on. Except when this happens..."
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"There's a morbidity and mortality conference tomorrow"
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"to figure out who's responsible for Foster's death."
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"Dude, you've gotta change that ring."
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"Mike check. Mike check."
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"but first I had to visit another patient, Mr. Sutton."
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"But not this guy. I admitted you and stayed up all night studying your EKG"
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"you'd be dead right now."
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"And here comes the gratitude, the two words every doctor lives to hear."
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"I can't believe he didn't thank me. You'll thank me when you leave?"
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"He keeps a hug schedule with his friends."
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"[J.D.] He's hurting. Hug him. Hug him now."
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"The Super Lotto jackpot was up to a hundred million dollars."
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"Wait for him... wait for him..."
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"The lobster's in the pot. Devour! Devour!"
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"[Screams]"
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"Seems kinda roundabout, but OK."
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"Hey, Dr. Cox, you want to put in for some lottery tickets?"
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"Ted-ski, throw ten seconds on the clock for me, would you please?"
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"- Time! - Oh!"
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"I'd spend the money researching how to separate my head from my body."
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"Starting CPR."
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"Shoe shopping."
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"Shoe shopping."
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"[Cox] Oh, please."
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"Fine. I was checking on Mrs. Wilk and..."
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"I wouldn't do that. Well, I did that once. There was this Medi-Vac pilot."
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"Well, you're not a good guy."
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"[Elliot] You know how when something horrible happens, like a car accident,"
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"Hey, guys. What's up?"
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"was giving you small waffles. How'd that work out for you?"
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"Oh, no! Turk, they're organized!"
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"- [Growling] - Run!"
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"Good Lord, Bobbo, was that your stomach?"
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"Just hold on. That is not the way it works, Bobbo."
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"This is important. You sit back down and get on with it."
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"And then what happened, Dr. Dorian?"
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"[Growling]"
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"Here comes your vanilla bear."
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"Dude, don't sweat it!"
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"It says here that the ostrich is generally a docile creature."
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"What? I'm coming back up!"
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"- Turk! - [Growls]"
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"- What are you doing? - Don't look at me."
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"Do you see the woman standing outside?"
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"They're majestic creatures, don't you think?"
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"Plus, I make belts out of their necks."
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"- There is a door. - Man."
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"Ruh-roh."
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"[Growls]"
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"And remember that when we win, we win as a family."
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"I set aside 20 tickets for you and I to split."
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"But we are two women who have been wronged and lied to,"
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"walk away from each other with our dignity intact. Don't you agree?"
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"Do you know what I do with whores?"
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"Jabbarie has been added to the hug schedule. Want to wait with me?"
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"Whether you're a doctor or a garbage man..."
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"Sorry, sir."
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"Sometimes I like to just sum things up."
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"Well, allow me to do that for you."
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"... the nursing staff was busy losing the lottery..."
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"And what was Mr. Foster doing?"
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"How did I do, Dr. Dorian?"
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"To bad radiologists."
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"Wait, wait. Let me get in on this."
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"Let's also have a toast to Mr. Foster's widow and his fatherless kids."
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"especially when you know it's true."
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"because in a hospital,"
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"the best way to learn from your mistakes is to carry them with you."
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"so I was being extra cautious."
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"Time for my morning slushie."
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"Who's still shooting? She's down!"
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"It's over!"
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"It's a magnetic image."
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"My scooter, Sasha, was assassinated this morning."
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"He used to wear a bracelet, "Sasha forever.""
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"Come on, Turk. It was just a joke, and I only wore it for one week."
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"Now let's fire this baby up."
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"- [Machine humming] - [Clanking]"
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"My watch!"
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"- Hey, Carla! - Earphones, Ted!"
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"Sorry. Hey, Carla, did you hear the lottery's up to a hundred million?"
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"If I win that baby, it's separate beds for me and my mom."
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"Yeah and you could spend the other 99,999,000 on therapy."
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"I know. It was expensive, but totally worth it. Right, baby?"
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"- Good morning, Mrs. Wilk. - It's a great morning."
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"That is wrong. Care to join me in a super-Ioud throat clear?"
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"Absolutely."
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"Yesterday, I went shoe shopping and there was this one pair"
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"Great, we can talk. What were you thinking?"
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"We kissed. I've been treating his kid for a week now"
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"- Huh? - Whose stool?"
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"Continue."
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"[Elliot] And then I asked where his wife was."
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"He said, "She's not with us.""
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"...blaah."
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"Cool. Oh, I almost forgot. Lace bra."
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"We'd like to keep you here for tests."
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"Like Doug not getting a dead body out of his bed before rigor mortis sets in."
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"Give me a hand. He's not gonna fit in the body bag like this,"
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"so lie across his feet and I'm going to push down his head"
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"- and straighten him out. - Fun!"
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"And one, two, three!"
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