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Clips from South Park - Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus (S02E02)

"- Oh, hey, it's Scott. - Tell him he's a smelly bastard."
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"- Phillip says 'hello' Scott. - Just shut up and listen."
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"- You are such a dick Scott. - You're a dick."
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"- You're a dick. - You're a dick."
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"- You're a dick. - You're a dick."
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"The two of you are the most annoying dicks in Canada."
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"You give other Canadians a bad name, and if I had my way...."
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"- How do you like that Scott? - You son of a bitch, I'll get you if it's the last thing..."
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"- Oh wait, I have another call Scott. Can you hang on? - Sure."
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"- God damn it. - Oh, wait a second Scott."
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"Sure. I mean no. You listen to me,"
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"if you want to save Canada you'll meet me at"
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"at Karl's Kroff Dinner restaurant in half-an-hour."
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"Oh Ugly Bob, I'm so confused. I love your personality, but you are so wretchedly ugly."
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"- Maybe the baby will have your face instead of mine."
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"We can only hope. I suppose we'll be ok as long as you keep that bag on your head."
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"I've been searching a long time for you Celine Dion."
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"because I have the features of a deformed burn victim."
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"Really, I thought all Canadians looked alike. Let me see."
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"Wow, I'm sorry guy. You know, I could cure that face of yours."
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"- You could? - Sure, I just need a favor."
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"There's a Candian football game tomorrow;"
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"the Ottawa Rough-Riders against the Vancouver Roughriders."
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"Take a load off. Don't think about it. Look over here."
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"to finalize my hostile takeover of Canada. Whaddaya say?"
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"- Did you say 'hostile takeover of Canada? - No, no, relax there fella."
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"Well, while we're waiting, why don't we search for treasure?"
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"- What are you idiot's doing? - We're looking for treasure."
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"Is that some kind of metaphor for a kind of search that can't be described?"
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"- No, we're searching for treasure. - Listen, I have an inside scoop."
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"- Yes, you mean Saddam Smelly. We saw him on the telly."
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"Well, what are you two going to do aboot it?"
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"You brought the Iraqis back with you on your plane,"
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"- You mean we are to blame? - That's right, and now you must make amends."
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"at the Rough-Riders Rough-Riders football game."
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"- It will be your only shot at wiping them all out. - Here, take this. - What is this?"
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"It's a bomb. You must strap it to yourselves,"
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"go to the game and sacrifice your lives to take out Saddam's minions."
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"- For Canada, Terrance. - For Canada, Phillip."
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"Yes, Terrance and Phillip, and when the dust is settled"
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"Yes, this bomb will blow us both to smithereens."
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"But we really have no choice. Only our deaths can bring Canada life."
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"- That's smelly. - Wait a minute, Terrance, that fart gives me pause."
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"Why is that?"
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"That smelly Saddam Hussein, he uses germ and chemical warfare, does he not?"
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"All else aside, I must say that the Rough-Riders"
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"are simply outmatched by these Roughriders."
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"And that's going to take us to half-time."
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"- Well, I guess it's time old friend. - Yes, prepare the alert."
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"Hello to my Canadian friends. Everybody relax, take a rest,"
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"put your feet up 'cause those dogs are barking."
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"You may have noticed some changes to your country."
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"I'm here to announce once and for all that Canada"
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"will now be known as New Baghdad. Kalookh Kalakh!"
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"You will bow down to me as your ruler. You will obey my laws or you will be killed."
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"And now you will sing the Iraqi national anthem, or you will be stabbed in the head."
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"Shtut malakh shtut, inka inka bruscht."
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"Frakh o shtut koolakh koolakh a shtut."
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"They're using chemical warfare, how could they?"
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"- We did it Phillip, we destroyed the Turks. - Oh, glorious day."
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"We came up with a better plan."
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"- Oh, that is so juvenile. - Hey Scott, do you like apples?"
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"Of course."
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"How do you like them apples?"
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"- Oh Celine Dion, you never finished that national anthem."
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"You're right Terrance, you're right."
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"O Canada! Our home and native land!"
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"True patriot love"
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"in all thy sons command."
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"With glowing hearts we see thee rise,"
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"The True North strong and free!"
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"God keep our land"
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"O Canada, we stand on guard for thee."
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"O Canada, we stand on guard for thee."
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"Who is Cartman's Father?"
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"Find out on an all new South Park, in just a few weeks."
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"Oh Phillip, you saved me from the gas chamber!"
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"Oh, I hate you both. I've hated you ever since I can remember."
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"Why don't you put this paper bag over your head Ugly Bob?"
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"If they can't see how horribly disfigured you are, they'll want to sleep with you."
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"- Celine, where is our daughter Sally?"
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"Has everything been arranged?"
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"Roger Red Dragon, Scott out. I've got you now you fart loving fart lovers."
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"I'm doing Celine Dion, what's it look like?"
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"and I appreciate that."
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"Iran, Iraq, what the hell's the difference? Relax guy."
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"I changed my mind. Pray that I don't change it any further."
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"Yes, we can get satellite feed from the U.S. and watch all their stupid TV shows."
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"- Look at their silly American heads. - They look like groundhogs."
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"Oh wait, that is the phone."
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"What's this?!?"
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"- What?!? Why?!? - Hey, don't worry about that."
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"we stand on guard for thee."
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"Madam Foreperson, have you reached a verdict so we can get the hell out of here?"
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"No it isn't."
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"Oh Celine Dion, what have you done?"
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"- Now Phillip? - Now Terrance."
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"Oh good. Well, I certainly am going to miss Canada, Terrance."
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"- And here. - Oh Terrance, you got a letter."
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"The True North strong and free!"
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"- Cancer? - That's right, I'm trying to give you cancer with my mind."
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"when you rescued your kidnapped daughter."
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"- What's so funny? - Nothing, relax buddy."
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"Oh, that was very smelly. He says hello."
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"You're going to have to repeat that verdict since we had some flatulence issues."
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"All of these things link Terrance to the murder:"
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"I want you to bring me and my friends into Canada."
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"- God only knows. - The subway certainly is wonderful Terrance."
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"Terrance, get the phone book, we must call every Canadian we can."
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"- Terrance, Terrance, you've saved Canada. - Oh, it was all Phillips idea."
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"Hey, what the hell happened, you were supposed to be blown up."
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"- That is correct. - Good people of the jury, my client Terrance is an innocent man."
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"- Hello? - Hello, is this Scott from Canada?"
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"I understand that you hate Terrance and Phillip."
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"Let's just say that I'm someone who can help you if you help me."
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"Sure you can Ugly Bob."
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"Not Sally, dear God no Terrance, why Sally, God why?"
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"Well, now that I've got my bastard daughter back,"
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"This is madness!"
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"- Ah, stop that. - Hey, don't give me cancer."
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