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Clips from South Park - Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus (S02E02)

"Now, finally, the shocking truth about Cartman's lineage"
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"On the night in question, this monster entered the home of Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer,"
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"- Uh, Terrance, you farted in court. - Yes Phillip, I'm making a case for our defense."
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"hair fibers, blood samples, nail clippings, a piece of his shirt."
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"A watch with his initials on it, a day planner with the murder scheduled."
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""Dr. O'Dwyer, time to have your head smashed in, with my new hammer.""
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"- Sustained. - Good people of the jury, my client Terrance..."
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"He loves puppies and hates mean things."
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"Would a murderer go to the zoo and feed animals like this?"
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"God damnit, that isn't funny!"
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"We have Your Honor; we have found Terrance,"
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"Did you hear that Terrance? You're not guilty!"
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"Well, looks like you got away with it Terrance and Phillip."
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"- Head cancer? - This is not the end Terrance and Phillip. You'll rue this day."
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"Well, let us board the subway and return home. There we can eat Kroff Dinner."
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"Say Phillip, why does Scott always try to convict me of murder? He does it every week."
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"He sure does seem to hate us. I wonder what he'll try next."
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"They think that farts are a sophisticated form of comedy, but they're not."
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"You want Terrance and Phillip out of Canada;"
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"Well, it's too bad we didn't find any treasure on the subway Phillip."
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"- Oh, hello Ugly Bob. - Hello Terrance, hello Phillip."
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"Ugly Bob, your face looks like somebody tried to put out forest fire with a screwdriver."
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"Want to see what's on the inside of me?"
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"Thanks you guys."
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"Purr Purr."
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"Sign here and here and here and here and here."
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"Shiver me timbers Phillip, at this rate I'll never get to my Kroff Dinner."
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"Phillip and I are going to Iran to find her, but we may never return."
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"- Hello Ugly Bob. - Hi guys. - How's the paper bag working out?"
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"People seem to really like it. I even have a date this Friday."
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"and bury me in a box with a side of Kroff Dinner."
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"True patriot love"
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"God keep our land"
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"Go-ahead guy, this is Red Dragon."
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"The plan is working perfectly; Terrance and Phillip are taking the bait."
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"Excellent, my buddies and I are ready to come to Canada."
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"they'll be ripped into pieces and shot several times."
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"I got you."
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"Oh Phillip, how will I ever find my fugitive daughter in this daunting place?"
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"Oh look, there she is."
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"- Oh good. - Who, where?"
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"I'm here to save you from your smelly Iranian captors."
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"No, you're gaining a pop vocalist."
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"How could Canada have changed so much whilst we were gone?"
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"I don't know Terrance. And who is that smelly person in all these pictures?"
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"- Why? - Uh, I'm just a little busy right now."
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"Oh, the humanity!"
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"But why are framed pictures of you going up all over Canada?"
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"- I just need a couple of days, then I'm gonna head back to Iran."
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"I thought you were from Iraq."
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"You're not supposed to be here."
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"We're giving you just three years to clear your forces out of Canada."
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"- Uh, I hate Americans, please let me kill them! - No, no, you need to relax guy."
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"Remember the plan; first we take over Canada,"
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"then we'll have the best of the female pop vocalists."
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"then China, then Newfoundland, then the world!"
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"- Saddam, Terrance and Phillip are back in Canada. - Oh, really?"
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"This deal's getting worse all the time."
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"an agreement to let the U.S. inspect his military operations."
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"Hey Phillip, isn't that the smelly gentleman we've seen in pictures all over town?"
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"- That fart sounded like a ringing phone Terrance. - It sure did, Phillip."
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"- Hello. - Terrance, this is Scott."
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"You've unleashed a monster unto Canada and only you can get rid of him,"
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"even though I hate you and I wish you had cancer."
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"- Oh, I'm sorry Scott, can you hold on a minute? - Sure."
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"Hey there, my name's Saddam. I'm a big fan of polo."
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"- Oh no, you don't, she's my bitch. - Hey, who are you?"
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"I'm Bob, but my friends call me Ugly Bob"
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"It's at that game that I will officialy turn the Candian flag over to my Iranian one."
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"All I need is for Celine Dion to sing our Iranian national anthem at the game,"
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"Oh, good idea. Let's search for treasure."
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"There's an Iraqi dictator who is quietly and slowly taking over Canada."
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"- What do you mean? - It's your fault that he's here."
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"Tomorrow, Saddam will try to finalize his takeover of Canada"
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"- That sounds scary. - Well, you must do it for Canada."
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"Canada will be rid of both the Iraqis and your immature fart humor."
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"Well, Phillip, I'm very sad that we have to die for Canada."
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"-Yes, apparently he does."
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"- Oh, Phillip, it sounds like you have an idea. - I do Terrance."
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"And the Rough-Riders are really giving the Roughriders a run for their money."
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"Be sure to stick around for the half-time show"
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"Saddam and the Electric Iraqis and a salute to hostile takeovers."
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"Don't worry about that, the changes will continue."
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"Hey, what the hell is this?"
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"- God bless you Phillip. - Don't touch me Ugly Bob."
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"You see Scott, after all your criticism, it was farting that saved Canada."
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"I hate you Terrance and Phillip!!!"
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"From far and wide, O Canada,"
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"glorious and free!"
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"Since the last South Park you've waited four long weeks to find out who the father of Eric Cartman is."
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"will not be seen tonight so we can bring you the following special presentation"
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"Now, get ready for Canada's hottest action stars."
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"Terrance and Phillip in the HBC Movie of the Week,"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, before you today sits a murderer."
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"and struck him repeatedly in the head with this hammer."
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"That monster is sitting right over there, and his name is Terrance."
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"a haiku called "Time to Kill Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer.""
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"Terrance, you may be a famous surgeon, but you're not God."
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"Je accuse Terrance."
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"- Would you like a monkey claw Phillip? - Yes please."
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"That's called the monkey claw cause it feels like"
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"my colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys."
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"The monkey claw is smelly."
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"Come on, get a move-on, I ain't getting a younger up here."
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"My sentiments exactly Your Honor. I see from your accent that you're Southern Canadian."
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"- Oh ho, Phillip, now you farted during the closing argument. - I have, haven't I Terrance."
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"Your Honor, the defense is trying to make a mockery of this court."
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"They think farts are funny, but they're not."
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"...is no more a murderer than you or me."
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"Of course not. So, in summation, find Terrance innocent, or else he'll kill you."
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"Just kidding. The defense rests."
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"in the above-entitled action of murder against Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer..."
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"I said, we find..."
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"We find Terrance..."
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"NOT GUILTY!!!"
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"That sure was fun. Let's go home and eat Kroff Dinner."
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"Oh, hello Scott. No hard feelings, right old pal?"
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"There are hard feelings, this isn't over."
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"I'm going to see to it that you both pay for what you've done."
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"- And do you know why? - 'Cause you're a dick?"
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