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Clips from South Park - Free Hat (S06E06)

"Give me that print, George. We need to make the alterations."
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"Steven, these boys had a point."
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"You haven't let these doe-eyed children"
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"You still have a chance to preserve your film!"
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"I'm... I'm sorry, boys."
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"Ha ha ha-haaaa!"
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"Now, take the children prisoner!"
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"What?!"
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"You troublemakers shall be my guests of honor"
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"Fuck you, Steven Spielberg! Come on, you guys!"
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"Oh my God, they're gonna kill us!"
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"I'm not afraid to use this walkie-talkie."
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"The one with the cocaine problem escaped, mein director!"
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"Leave him!"
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"Let him run back to his mommy."
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"We must get the film ready for the premiere."
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"Lucas! Come!"
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"It's the digitally re-enhanced re-release"
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"of the very first, pilot episode of "South Park"!"
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"Yes, the classic, rough, hand-made first episode"
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"is getting a makeover for 2002!"
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"The simple, funny aliens are now super bad-ass and cool!"
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"The flying saucer?"
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"No longer cheap construction paper, but a 4.0 megapixel"
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"non-drop digital masterpiece of technology!"
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"Yes, everything's new. New is better!"
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"When we first made South Park,"
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"we didn't want to use construction paper,"
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"we just had to because it was cheap."
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"Now with new technology, we can finally re-master South Park"
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"to make it look sharp, clean and focused."
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"And expensive."
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"Yes, all the charm of the simple little cartoon"
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"will melt before your eyes"
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"as it is replaced by newer and more standardized animation!"
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"For instance, the scene at the bus stop."
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"We always meant to have imperial walkers and giant dewback lizards"
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"in the background, but simply couldn't afford it."
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"Get this special enhanced version quick!"
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"Because another enhanced version will likely be coming out for 2003!"
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"Members!"
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"Uh, oh Jesus. You have to do something!"
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"have all been taken hostage by Steven Spielberg!"
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"Agh!"
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"Prisoner? You mean like Hat?"
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"But the governor won't pardon Hat,"
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"so how can we get him out of prison?"
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"Yeah!"
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"Get it?!"
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"but then Spielberg showed up"
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"and took three of our members prisoner!"
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"They're going to premiere the new Raiders of the Lost Ark"
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"Hey, he's got a point there."
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"Yeah, maybe we could melt the governor's icy heart"
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"with a cool island song!"
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"Yeah! Let's go!"
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"- No! - No?"
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"No, he's right."
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"We have to freeze his hot heart with a cool island song!"
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"Or is it freshen his hot temper with a cool island song?"
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"Let's cool his hot temper with a fresh island song!"
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"Oh God, I'm gonna have to do this myself!"
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"Well, the print is finished and the day has come!"
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"Tonight, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas"
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"will be at the premiere of the new, special edition"
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"of Raiders of the Lost Ark."
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"Lots of celebrity guests and other rich people"
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"will be on hand to witness all the updated effects"
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"and modernized technology!"
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"The kid?"
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"The Tweeked-out kid?"
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"Your persistence surprises even me."
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"Surely you don't think you can escape from this premiere?"
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"That depends on how reasonable we're all willing to be."
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"All I want are my friends."
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"Wow..."
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"Ah!"
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"And if we refuse?"
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"Okay, okay, stand back. Stand back, back!"
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"Blow it back to God."
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"All your life has been the pursuit of seeing a great film."
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"This new version of Raiders has digital effects"
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"You want to see it screened, just as much as I."
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"Son, we are simply passing through history."
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"This... is improved history."
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"# In the tropical isles with the coconut trees #"
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"# The air is fresh and the people are free #"
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"# But here in the mountains there's no freedom like that #"
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"# There's a man in prison and his name is Hat #"
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"Haffaaa mali fi!"
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"Thanks for coming, everyone!"
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"This is the birth of the new version of Raiders of the Lost Ark!"
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"all the old prints in celebration!"
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"Ohh, aaahh!"
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"You guys!"
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"Close your eyes, don't look at it!"
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"What?"
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"Don't watch the movie, you guys! It'll be terrible, close your eyes!"
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"Oohhh... Aahh..."
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"It's beautiful!"
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"Wait a minute. This version is awful!"
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"Yeah, they ruined it!"
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"Oh my God, it's terrible!"
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"You... You guys okay?"
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"Man, that new version must've sucked balls."
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"Today is a day of celebration!"
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"And we owe it all to these four brave, young boys!"
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"Yeah! Alright!"
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"And thanks to the bravery of this young man in particular--"
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"What?"
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"Hat! Hat! Hat!..."
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"Uh, I'm so thankful for all your support... Rape the virgin!"
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"And uh, I just wonder if I could get a baby real quick?"
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"Sure, give that man a baby!"
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"Come on, you guys, let's get outta here."
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"Oh my God!"
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"Do you think we did a good thing, Stan?"
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"I mean, no one even seemed to notice."
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"Yeah, well, sometimes the things we do"
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"don't matter right now."
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