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Clips from South Park - Free Hat (S06E06)

"What do you see as positive about toddler murder?"
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"Uh, uh, it's... It's easy?"
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"Yes, it is easy."
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"Alright, then on to your other cause."
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""Saving films from their directors"."
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"What got you boys interested in this?"
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"Especially given your pro-toddler murder status."
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"We believe that films have to be taken away from people like"
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"Steven Spielberg and George Lucas because they're insane."
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"are Steven Spielberg and George Lucas!"
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"- Hello, Ted. - Hi, Ted."
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"Gentlemen, these toddler murder fans think that you're insane"
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"and shouldn't be allowed to alter your films. Your response?"
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"Well, first of all, both George and I"
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"are very firmly against the murdering of toddlers."
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"Hear, hear."
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"Dude, that's Steven Spielberg and George Lucas."
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"Get me out of here! Please somebody get me out of here!"
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"And as for altering our films,"
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"all we're doing is trying to reach a new audience with our movies."
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"As the makers of dreams, we like to speak for the children."
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"Uh, we thought we were speaking for the children."
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"Look, if the beatles went back and updated "The White Album""
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"every few years, what would we have now?"
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"Yeah, these guys are only motivated by money, Ted."
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"Lucas: Jew. Kyle: Jew."
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"Coincidence?"
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"don't know what you're talking about."
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"Changing E.T. was the best thing I ever did."
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"Dude, don't you see that it's not?"
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"It'd be like changing "Raiders of the Lost Ark"!"
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"Wait a minute, what did you say?"
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"That's brilliant!"
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"Yes, change Raiders of the Lost Ark,"
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"why didn't we think of it before?"
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"No! No!"
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"Members, this is our darkest hour."
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"now intend to update and change "Raiders of the Lost Ark"."
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"There is only one way we can stop this important,"
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"historical piece of art from being harmed."
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"Mr. Secretary?"
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"Thank you."
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"Our intelligence tells us that the original negative"
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"to Raiders of the Lost Ark"
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"We need to find and usurp that negative."
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"And if we can get a hold of the negative, they can't change the movie?"
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"Sounds like a good idea to me!"
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"Yeah! Free Hat! Free Hat!"
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"No, no, we need to do this first."
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"But we have to free Hat."
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"It's just that, you know, he killed 23 babies."
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"Yeah!"
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"When that many babies get together, they can be like piranha."
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"Three eyewitnesses testified that"
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"if Hat hadn't killed those babies, they'd a killed him!"
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"Yeah! Free Hat! Free Hat!"
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"Alright, but right now we gotta focus on"
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"getting those original prints of Raiders."
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"He's right, we better split up."
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"Some of you go with the boys and get those film prints,"
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"the rest of us come with me"
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"to go talk to the governor about freeing Hat!"
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"Yeah!"
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"No, that's it! I'm out!"
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"I can't deal with the stress you guys create!"
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"We're just gonna fly to California and break into George Lucas' house."
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"Aagh!"
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"You've been our new friend now for two weeks, okay?"
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"And I've gotta be honest with you, it isn't going well."
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"People aren't that into you, Tweek, they find you annoying."
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"Now I'd say you've got one last shot here,"
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"and I don't want you to blow it, okay? Does that help take the stress off?"
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"I'm not breaking into George Lucas' house."
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"I'm in a green field."
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"Shut up, Tweek, this is not the time for "Faggo-city"!"
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"I'm in a field, surrounded by deer."
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"Over here!"
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"That's it!"
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"- Alright, get it, Tweek! - Nu-uh!"
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"What are you doing?!"
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"Oh God! Oh Jesus!"
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"You're the boys from that stupid club!"
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"Do with us what you will, Mr. Lucas,"
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"but please don't change Raiders of the Lost Ark."
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"The movie is gonna be changed and that is that!"
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"- It's time for plan B! - Aw, really?"
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"so we're going to melt your icy heart with a cool island song."
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"What?!"
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"Hit it, Tweek!"
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"# In the tropical isles with the coconut trees- #"
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"Wait, wait!"
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"I thought we were gonna cool his hot heart"
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"But you can't melt ice with a cool song, R-Tard!"
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"So we have to warm his icy heart with a hot island song?"
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"It's a cool island song!"
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"with a cool island song."
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"Aw, do we wanna do that?"
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"Yes, thank you, officer."
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"The police are on their way, boys."
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"Soon you'll be in jail getting rammed!"
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"Those rams can do to us what they will, Mr. Lucas,"
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"but we'll never stop trying to protect films!"
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"Give us the print."
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"There's still some good in you, Mr. Lucas,"
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"we know there is!"
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"You yourself led the campaign against the colorization of films."
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"You understand why films shouldn't be changed!"
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"These are my movies, I made them,"
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"and I have the right to do whatever I want with them."
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"They're not your movies, they're ours."
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"All of ours."
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"and they're just as much a part of our lives as they are of yours."
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"When an artist creates,"
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"whatever they create belongs to society."
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"Have I... become so old"
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"that I've forgotten what being an artist is about?"
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"Give the print to us so that we can protect it from Spielberg"
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"Stop!"
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"What are you doing, George?"
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"Steven, I-"
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