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Clips from South Park - Free Hat (S06E06)

"And all the guns have been replaced by walkie-talkies."
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"Why the hell do these directors keep updating their movies?!"
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"And now for your feature presentation!"
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"The classic re-re-re-release"
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"of "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back!"
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"Aaaaaghhh!"
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"God dammit, that pisses me off!"
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"Yeah, we want our money back!"
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"Sorry, suckers!"
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"You asshole!"
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"Why don't they leave those movies alone!"
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"We liked them the way they were!"
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"Don't you see what this means?"
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"All our favorite movies are going to be changed and updated"
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"until we can't even recognize them anymore!"
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"Tweek is right."
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"Movies are art and art shouldn't be modified!"
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"Yeah, what if they had modified the Roman Colosseum every year?"
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"It would just be another big "douchie" stadium now!"
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"Yeah, we could form a club"
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"that takes food stamps from poor people"
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"and then sells them back to the government for a profit!"
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"No, fat-ass!"
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"I mean a club to protect films from their directors"
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"Yeah, we'll be the "save films from their own directors' club"."
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"Yeah!"
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"That's too much pressure! Look, I'm supposed to take it easy."
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"Just watch the clouds, sit in the grass."
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"If we form a club, there'll be responsibilities,"
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"- commitments! - Tweek, now God dammit,"
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"we picked you to be our new friend to replace Kenny"
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"because we thought you were a team player!"
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"I'm not! I'm not a team player!"
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"Aaagh! Oh, Jesus!"
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"Dude, that sign sucks, nobody's gonna show up!"
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"What's wrong with it?"
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"Look at it, dude,"
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"You have to offer fabulous prizes"
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"Free hat?"
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"But we don't have hats!"
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"It's not hard, just stupid little paper hats."
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"People just need free stuff. Don't you guys know anything?"
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"You see?"
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"Tweek, you go make 50 hats."
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"50 hats? Oh Jesus!"
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"Tweek!"
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"Calm down, son."
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"Remember what Dr. Norris told you."
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"Find your center."
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"My center? My center."
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"Calm... puppies."
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"Tweek!"
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"Tweek!"
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"Tweeeeeekk!"
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"How many hats have you made?"
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"Oh God!"
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"We only have until 10 AM tomorrow, get the lead out!"
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"Aagh, oh God!"
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"What?"
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"I only slept for an hour."
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"And then I dreamt about making hats!"
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"But I only made 15!"
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"Yeah, let's see if anyone's even shown up yet."
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"Dude, there's like a thousand people in there!"
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"A thousand? Oh Jesus, man!"
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"I don't have nearly a thousand hats!"
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"They're gonna kick your ass, Tweek!"
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"Tweek, it's okay!"
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"Look, maybe these people all turned out"
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"because they believe in saving films!"
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"- Oh God! - I told you guys..."
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"Never underestimate the power of a free hat."
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"I gotta move away, you guys!"
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"Relax, Tweek, we're just gonna have to go in there"
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"Okay, uh, we wanna thank you all for coming."
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"We're really happy to see such enthusiasm for our cause."
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"Uh, one thing before I continue:"
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"Unfortunately, we don't have enough of the free hats for everyone."
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"Uh, excuse me?"
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"Oh Jesus, don't tell them it was me!"
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"- Yeah, free Hat! - What?!"
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"Hat McCullough!"
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"He was sent to prison in '82 and we believe he should be released!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Okay, apparently, there's been a bit of a misunderstanding."
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"This is a rally to save films from their directors."
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"To do what?"
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"from the perverse hands of their aging filmmakers."
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"Oh... sorry."
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"Come on, everyone, guess we're in the wrong place."
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"Free Hat! Free Hat!"
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"Don't you see what's happening out there?"
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"The films that you all grew up with, that touched your lives"
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"and are a part of your soul, are now being updated and changed."
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"Join us and we can be a group that makes a difference!"
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"Can we also work towards freeing Hat?"
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"Uh, sure, and we'll also try to free Hat."
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"Free Hat! Free Hat!..."
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"You guys, you guys!"
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"What?"
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"to talk about our cause!"
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"Really? That's great!"
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"- Yeah. - No, it isn't, man!"
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"That is way too much pressure!"
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"If we go on Nightline, the whole country can hear about"
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"You? Why?"
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"I got dibs on it."
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"When did we do dibs for it?"
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"But you better not screw it up!"
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"What could possibly go wrong?"
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"led by four determined boys from South Park, Colorado."
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"The organization was created to protect Hollywood's"
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"classic films from the hands of their directors,"
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"and also to free Hat McCullough."
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"So boys, I'll ask you the question that's on everyone's minds."
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"Why does your organization want to free Hat McCullough,"
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"I believe that can best be answered by our official spokesman, Tweek."
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"Agh!"
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"Well, Hat McCullough admitted he killed those toddlers,"
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"Oh, Jesus, man!"
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