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Clips from Broad City - Mushrooms (S04E04)

"You're fired. Get the hell out of my house."
Broad City
"- Oh, Amanda! - Okay, just let me... Okay."
Broad City
"Doesn't look that high."
Broad City
"Guess they have to carb-Ioad after their fucking hike."
Broad City
"Goddammit."
Broad City
"(SIGHING)"
Broad City
"Delete. Delete."
Broad City
"Unsubscribe. Unsubscribe."
Broad City
"Unfollow, unfollow, unfriend!"
Broad City
"Yeah, good job, dude. I'm proud of you."
Broad City
"That was also the same sound the cat made as it died slowly."
Broad City
"It's not your fault."
Broad City
"Yes."
Broad City
"(SLOW, ECHOING LAUGHTER)"
Broad City
"Fennel seeds, please."
Broad City
"Yeah, I've heard of hen of the woods."
Broad City
"- Durr. - Well, what are these ones called?"
Broad City
"Mmm."
Broad City
"So, are you feeling anything yet?"
Broad City
"as if in the wind, but the windows are shut."
Broad City
"A person pussy-poops another person."
Broad City
"That's the fucking power!"
Broad City
"No way."
Broad City
"- It's watching us! - Oh, my God, go faster, go faster."
Broad City
"(CHIMES)"
Broad City
"Yeah!"
Broad City
"BOTH: Whoa!"
Broad City
"Gorgeous."
Broad City
"Love is so cool."
Broad City
"We should write that down."
Broad City
"For what?"
Broad City
"Sometimes I just feel like our dynamic is special,"
Broad City
"I feel like people would really relate to it."
Broad City
"Fuck!"
Broad City
"penetrating..."
Broad City
"Hold my hand!"
Broad City
"This doesn't have to totally change our day."
Broad City
"- No. - But we'll just go"
Broad City
"Mm-hmm, we are on a legit secret mission for love,"
Broad City
"Isn't it nuts that pickles were cucumbers?"
Broad City
"Phew, you are saving my ass, Ab, I owe you one."
Broad City
"It's like, do you want to tell me the thing"
Broad City
"I'll do the damn thing, I just need a fucking clue."
Broad City
"So you're in town just for one more night."
Broad City
"Do you mean, like..."
Broad City
"Talk about your goals and you potentially taking on more creative assignments."
Broad City
"That sound good?"
Broad City
"Creative assignments?"
Broad City
"- I feel like I had a bunch. - Cha-ching, see ya."
Broad City
"and I'm really gonna miss you,"
Broad City
"and I love you so much."
Broad City
"Woo! Yowza."
Broad City
"(SLOW SONG PLAYING)"
Broad City
"Hey! Ilana."
Broad City
"I want you to put that on."
Broad City
"(GROANING)"
Broad City
"Pugs, pug puppies. Puppies."
Broad City
"Thank God, Dara."
Broad City
"This too shall pass."
Broad City
"(SNIFFING)"
Broad City
"Ew. Ew. Ugh. Not into it."
Broad City
"Dodged a fucking bullet."
Broad City
"(SCREAMING)"
Broad City
"(SIGHING)"
Broad City
"I feel better."
Broad City
"Eliot says she's the best one."
Broad City
"(GIBBERISH)"
Broad City
"Dean?"
Broad City
"My body still feels, like, kinda weird right now,"
Broad City
"Four and three and..."
Broad City
"(CAR HORN HONKING)"
Broad City
"and we should capture it."
Broad City
"Yeah, I didn't know... I wasn't ready to..."
Broad City
"- Yeah. - We're just gonna blaze"
Broad City
"- Wow. - Wow."
Broad City
"- What gives? - Ilana."
Broad City
"(GASPING)"
Broad City
"- (GROANING) - (CAT SCREECHING)"
Broad City
"- and boost ourselves right back up. - Okay."
Broad City
"Four and three and two and one-one"
Broad City
"- (WHISTLING, BOOMING) - ABBl: Whoa."
Broad City
"Sometimes I think about babies."
Broad City
"Then I realized, I don't have permanent mono,"
Broad City
"That is a powerful ass."
Broad City
"(GIBBERISH)"
Broad City
"Look at that. Hi!"
Broad City
"Oh."
Broad City
"(DISTORTED ACCORDION)"
Broad City
"Woo! Woohoo!"
Broad City
"I hope you're into a soft Russian peasant body."
Broad City
"Yeah, I'm feeling, definitely, like, a little bit different, right?"
Broad City
"Yes. And you are, like... Zzhhh..."
Broad City
"(VOICE SLOWING) ...wild journey that we call life."
Broad City
"Whoa. Look at him."
Broad City
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
Broad City
"- Wait, wait, wait, this is a... - Now!"
Broad City
"(BOTH CHUCKLING)"
Broad City
"Oh. Okay."
Broad City
"but you still have my suitcase, and that's a visual reminder of me,"
Broad City
"Come on!"
Broad City
"Yes."
Broad City
"Please, say it."
Broad City
"They're a microcosm of the whole trip."
Broad City
"This is amazing!"
Broad City
"(car horns honking)"
Broad City
"- Abbi! - Ilana!"
Broad City
"(THRUMMING)"
Broad City
"Have I been talking for a long time?"
Broad City
"Au revoir!"
Broad City
"(TRAIN RUMBLING)"
Broad City
"Yeah."
Broad City
"I am feeling that weed."
Broad City
"or a safe word?"
Broad City
"I must be so dehydrated"
Broad City
"Stupid, stupid! What is wrong with you?"
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"I thought you were acting kinda funny,"
Broad City
"(SNIFFING)"
Broad City
"Oh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Broad City
"- Oh, Abbi! - Oh, Ilana!"
Broad City
"Abbi! Abbi!"
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