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Clips from Broad City - Mushrooms (S04E04)

"He looks smart."
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"That's, that's what I'm getting."
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"to show us a good time."
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"You know, I've been wanting to talk to you."
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"Oh, that's old. That's from college."
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"Really wonderful stuff."
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"Funny, great sense of color."
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"Yeah, maybe one night this week."
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"I hear it."
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"Check out my schedule and put it on the books."
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"Okay, great."
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"Sounds great."
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"Well, well, well..."
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"Looks like Abbi's night's turning around, huh?"
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"- Abbi! - Hey."
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"- Come with me. - All right."
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"This is not a joke."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"So, um, how are you feeling?"
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"Our serotonin is, like, fully fucking depleted."
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"Dara wants to schedule a dinner with me, just us,"
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"but I'm able to process that this is, like, really good."
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"We are thriving."
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"I've ever seen, a couple."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"And they wooed me."
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"Wow. Ilana,"
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"love is like..."
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"It's like... Sort of like... It's like, it's..."
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"And you, like, find it every time,"
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"it's like, I don't know how you do it."
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"Hmm..."
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"On top of the..."
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"- (HIGH-PITCHED) Yes. On top. - (HIGH-PITCHED) It's feeling like..."
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"- I do feel it. - It is a cumulative experience."
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"a pressurized part."
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"You know what? I think we've had enough. I feel like I had enough."
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"have comfortable sex at this hot couple's hotel,"
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"Ilana, I love you, too."
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"(SOBBING)"
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"Okay. I'm gonna go."
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"Could fit you both, probably."
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"Um, so should we set up some rules or guidelines"
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"Wow, wow, you guys are like hard-bodied Greek statues."
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"Really hot. Whew."
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"Penis perfect. Incredible tits."
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"MAN: It's like the Sahara down here."
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"from all the squirting and cumming I do."
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"I'II... I'll BRB."
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"I'll BRB."
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"(ADJUSTING DIAL)"
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"(ADJUSTING DIAL)"
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"(MEOWING)"
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"(SIGHING)"
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"Okay, I'll let you out."
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"- Okay. - (SQUISH, MEOW)"
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"You know what? I just need a minute."
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"Get it together, we'll go out to the party,"
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"and then we will be ourselves with this bunch of strangers."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Holy shit, holy shit."
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"I'm brave, and I am super cool."
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"It's me. Ilana Rodham-Obama Wexler."
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"Jew-nami! Woo!"
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"Vulvarine! Ow!"
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"Nikki Min-Ashkenazi!"
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"Uh! I'm free, and I'm wild,"
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"and I got big o'titties."
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"Come on, kids. Aniston out."
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"Proper oral hygiene stimulates more than just your gums."
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"Woohoo! Ready to fuck!"
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"Tight."
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"You guys picked it up in The Village?"
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"I want you to enter Dean from behind"
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"while he eats me out."
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"You guys are efficient."
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"Okay, entering and eating out."
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"Great."
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"It's weird you're seeing me in a random suitcase,"
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"Totally makes sense."
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"But back to business."
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"This is your dream. Kudos!"
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"poop hard."
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"It's okay, okay."
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"Oprah, Oprah."
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"Flutes, flutes, uh..."
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"- (MEOWING) - (SCREAMING)"
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"(CAT SCREECHING)"
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"Where is that coming from?"
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"(GROANING)"
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"I can do this. I want this."
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"Who's ready to fuck?"
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"What's going on?"
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"What's going on"
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"is how hot and fun I am."
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"See? Look at that."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
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"Ow."
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"- DARA: Hello? - Dara?"
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"Oh, my God. Dara."
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"I've been locked in here for, like, hours."
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"You just unlocked the door."
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"What's going on?"
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"I'm tripping on mushrooms, and I'm having a bad trip."
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"but I called you on a weekend, that's my bad."
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"I would've not."
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"I get it. We've all had bad trips."
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"- (SIGHING) - This too shall pass."
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"Just try to say that with me."
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"BOTH: This too shall pass."
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"Let's get some fresh air in here."
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"Yeah, that'll make you feel better."
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"Amanda? Amanda!"
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"Amanda asked to go outside, I just let her out!"
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"You killed my cat!"
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"What the fuck, you fucking monster? You killed Amanda!"
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"- No, no! - (SCREAMING)"
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"- Okay, I would not... - She's smushed!"
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"This too shall pass, this too shall pass!"
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"This too shall not fucking pass!"
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