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Clips from Broad City - Mushrooms (S04E04)

"Okay, okay, morels."
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"Spongy mushroom in a dark sauce."
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"Have you ever heard of hen of the woods?"
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"No, I know."
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"Hen of the woods are literally, like, what?"
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"- Exactly. - Oh, portabella."
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"Oh, obvious. That's, like..."
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"BOTH: Durr."
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"I think they're just called shrooms."
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"- Yeah. - Shrooms."
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"Whew!"
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"(SQUEALING)"
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"So, the fat in the yogurt activates the psilocybin in the mushrooms,"
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"however, it slows down digestion,"
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"thus yielding the perfect stroganina timeline for today's trip."
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"All right."
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"BRB, life,"
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""Hwelcome" to "hwitch hworld," baby."
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"I could eat this every day."
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"Whistle, Tootsie Pop."
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"Water, charger, passports, dreamcatcher, backup dreamcatcher."
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"Um, I did. Like, in the bathroom."
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"(GASPING)"
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"Dude,"
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"are you seeing what I'm seeing?"
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"BOTH: The dust ruffle's blowing, as if in the wind,"
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"but the windows are shut!"
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"So you are, like, feeling it?"
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"Uh..."
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"Can I just say one thing?"
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"Love is cool. It's just cool."
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"I mean, can I just say one thing?"
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"And then produces milk"
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"Moms are literal superheroes."
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"I mean, can you imagine"
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"how much love you must feel when you have a baby?"
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"They have supa-dupa love,"
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"like that song,"
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"Supa Duper Love, by Joss Stone."
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"God, we're gonna be good moms."
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"Hey, get outta the way."
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"No, that is perfectly normal."
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"Mine are bleeding."
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"(CAT SCREECHING)"
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"Did you ever think about getting a bra for your butt?"
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"- (WOLF-WHISTLING) - No, do you think I should?"
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"Let 'em swang, sister."
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"- Oh, boy. - Oh, girl."
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"Tunnels are so intense."
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"A microcosm!"
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"We're okay, we're okay, take my hand."
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"Oh..."
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"(BOTH SCREAMING)"
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"Oh, I love you, man."
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"I love you too, man."
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"but now she's a Crossfit trainer."
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"(CHIMES, CYMBAL CRASH)"
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"Woo! Woo! Woohoo!"
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"(AH-OO-GAH HORN)"
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"(VOCALIZING)"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"- Ahh! - Yass!"
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"Holy shit, music is so powerful."
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"Something feels off."
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"It is time for us to go."
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"Oh, hi!"
Broad City
"Mmm... Watermelon."
Broad City
"Oh, I think I brought my vibrator."
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"Dude, maybe I am changing. Yeah."
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"Shit, Dara needs me tonight!"
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"But it's the weekend!"
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""Abbi, I'm so sorry to ask you this,"
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""but I need you to pick up 100 macarons"
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""for my wife's birthday"
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""and bring them to my house in the next hour.""
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"What?"
Broad City
"No, just, like, a second."
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""So, I know it's the weekend...""
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"She's French."
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"(BOTH SCREAMING)"
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"Okay, okay, you know what?"
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"We're fine, totally calm"
Broad City
"and cool as cucumbers."
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"No, no, it doesn't."
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"Macarons are very colorful and vibrant,"
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"and that is good."
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"Yeah, they are."
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"I mean, I don't actually like them, flavor-wise."
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"Easy, so easy."
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"- Mmm-hmm. - And not stressful."
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"and that, my friend, is cool."
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"- That is cool. - Mmm. Totally cool."
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"BOTH: Wow..."
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"Oh, my God, it's beautiful."
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"Macarons taste terrible, but God, are they pretty."
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"Bienvenue a la Boutique de Macaron."
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"I have no idea what you're saying."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"God, it really is so beautiful."
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"But French people just want to make everything, like, fancy."
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"(FRENCH ACCENT) It is like, we all love ze food."
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"Ilana, you know that being racist against white people is still being racist."
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"Eh, I dunno."
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"(TINY-VOICED) Woohoo! Yay!"
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"Viva la resistance!"
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"(SPEAKING FRENCH)"
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"(WHISTLING, BOOMING)"
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"Okay, let's set these bad boys up."
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"- Okay. - All right."
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"to do this exact task on a day such as today."
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"I should have known she was gonna want macarons and not carrot cake."
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"I fucking hate hints. I never respond to 'em."
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"Just say what you want."
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"Totally. Hints are the worst."
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"you're trying to tell me about?"
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"Thank you, thank you for helping out."
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"I'm gonna get my girl."
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"Okay."
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"(WOLF WHISTLE)"
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"I have not."
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