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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - The Peter Principal (S15E15)

"giving students awkward and uncoordinated high fives."
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"Chris, if I may?"
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"Yay! Two fingers and side-of-the-palm contact."
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"Perfect!"
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"All right, I got to get to work by 7:40,"
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"See you at the way-too-early 10:40 lunch."
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"(groans)"
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"I feel you, Meg."
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"Shut up. You shut up!"
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"Wow, look at us. Running a B and B."
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"Hi, we're checking out."
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"Just charge my card."
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"That's weird, that's the fifth couple"
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"to check out after only an hour."
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"Hi, we'd like a room, please."
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"Wait, I'm sorry, weren't you just here a moment ago"
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"Stewie, we have a problem. The only people checking in"
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"are here to have sex with prostitutes."
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"What? Nonsense."
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"Well, then why are they all signing the guest book"
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"and writing quaint things like,"
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""Railed Crystal good." Oh..."
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"Damn it, this is awful."
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"I mean, it's more obvious"
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"than when George Takei was in the closet."
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"I am a heterosexual."
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"I love vaginas."
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"(chewing noises)"
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"Hopefully, choking on some lovely lady parts."
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"I am a heterosexual."
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"Good morning, children."
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"I am your interim principal, Mr. Griffin."
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"I'm gonna do the Ice Bucket Challenge."
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"And making no less sense than it did when it was current."
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"(kids laughing and cheering)"
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"You're welcome, person who's probably already dead."
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"But, hey, now I got something even more fun."
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"How about we all do an expertly choreographed lip-dub"
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"to a popular song."
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"(guitar riff playing)"
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"(yelling)"
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"♪ Hot damn ♪"
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"Ladies, this is my associate."
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"Brian, bitches. Bitches, Brian."
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"This, Brian, is called diversification."
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"You see, if our guests insist on"
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"bringing prostitutes into our B and B,"
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"we might as well provide the women, too."
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"What? Stewie, we're not gonna become pimps."
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"Are you sure?"
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"I'm sure. The answer is no,"
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"so don't bother flashing a wad of money,"
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"because there's no way I'm gonna change my answer"
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"in the middle of this sentence--"
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"Okay, maybe we could try it out and see how it goes."
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"Hey, what are you girls doing standing around?!"
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"Get to work!"
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"Ha-ha! I'm telling you,"
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"that dog is very easily persuaded."
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"Now let's see what's going on at the old high school."
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"Ooh..."
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"Doo-ooh..."
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"Doo..."
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"Hey, guys, guys."
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"When Borat was making announcements"
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"over the P.A. this morning, that was me."
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"What?! Shut the front door."
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"(imitating Borat): Taco Tuesday is nice."
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"MEG: Knock it off! Give me back my lunch."
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"What do we got here?"
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"Grape juice in a Ziploc bag?"
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"Hey, stupid, what the hell are you doing?"
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"That's my daughter!"
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"Yeah? What are you gonna do about it?"
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"I'll knock your teeth down your throat"
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"and out your butt, you little bastard!"
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"(laughs) Oh, you think that's funny,"
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"him spilling juice all over the floor?"
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"This is gonna make people's sneakers sticky,"
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"and then we're gonna have to listen to..."
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"...all day!"
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"Well, I won't have it."
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"Get on your knees and lick that up!"
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"What? A-Are you serious?"
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"Yeah, Meg, now that your dad's the principal,"
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"you could finally have power over the bullies."
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"Now, you little punks get to class."
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"And if you see Miss Millikan, tell her I said,"
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""Hey, what's up?""
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"Huh."
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"Maybe you're right."
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"Wow, Dad, that was really something."
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"Miss Millikan's just a friend."
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"Oh, I don't mean that."
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"I mean the way you handled those guys"
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"that were picking on me."
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"Really? I felt like I kind of lost my cool there."
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"Not at all."
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"That's what you've got to do more of."
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"You were like a real principal there."
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"I was?"
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"Especially kids like them."
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"And their friends, Jeremy and Bridget."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Where might I find this Jeremy and Bridget?"
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"I don't know, study hall, second floor?"
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"All right, listen up, maggots! Fun's over!"
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"There's gonna be some changes around here,"
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"and what better way to show you I'm serious"
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"than to smash a desk with a baseball bat?"
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"(grunting)"
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"(cries out)"
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"Okay, we'll pick this up on Monday."
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"Do any of you know my wife Lois?"
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"Tell her I'm on the bats and to come get me."
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"Let's go. Keep it moving."
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"Get to class. Hey, you."
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"You salute that flag when you walk by, kid."
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"Loads of people fought for that thing,"
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"including yours truly."
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