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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - The Peter Principal (S15E15)

"JOE: Listen to this. Say, "It's all been a pack of lies.""
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"BONNIE: What? Why?"
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"JOE: Just do it! Just say, "It's all been a pack of lies.""
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"(drum breakdown from "In the Air Tonight" plays)"
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"BONNIE: That sounded really good."
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"Phil Collins watching some guy watch another guy drown."
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"And then, the next night, he invited the watching guy"
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"to be in the front row of his concert"
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"helped the guy who was drowning?"
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"JOE: I don't know, I think he was on a bridge or something."
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"Like, he could see it, but he couldn't get there in time."
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"BONNIE: But he let a whole day pass?"
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"Why didn't he call the cops?"
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"JOE: 'Cause he was busy writing the song!"
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"BONNIE: Wait, if he just watched,"
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"doesn't that also make him a little guilty?"
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"JOE: Look, I'm not saying we wouldn't bring Phil Collins"
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"in for questioning."
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"BONNIE: I feel like maybe this story is bogus."
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"JOE: Hang on, let me check Snopes."
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"Yeah, none of that happened."
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"(groans)"
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"Hey. What's up?"
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"(sighs) Well, I'm trying to work on a sequel"
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"Are you, are you allowed to do that?"
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"But I can't get anything done. It's so damn loud around here."
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"Oh, yeah, that's what Hemingway used to complain about."
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""This Spanish Civil War is just too loud."
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"How am I supposed to get anything done?""
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"No, I mean, it might sound silly,"
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"but I used to daydream that by now"
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"I'd have my own place by a lake somewhere,"
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"Pay the bills by renting out the rooms."
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"Oh, like a B and B? That could be fun."
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"What? What are you talking about?"
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"Are you serious? That'd be great!"
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"Sure. It'll be fun."
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"All right, let's give it a try."
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"Can't be any worse than when I was on the Night's Watch."
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"(groans)"
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"For the watch. (groans)"
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"of the fat guy that's watching that girl."
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"I totally get it. You're right to do this."
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"Leave me alone, you guys."
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"Relax. We're taking the day off from bullying."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"Very funny. Who put the Ark of the Covenant in here?"
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"(laughter)"
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"Meg is so stupid."
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"She couldn't handle the glory of God's love."
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"Students, faculty and staff of James Woods High,"
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"does anyone know how to push down"
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"the backseat of a Highlander?"
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"I know I can make a bed in there, I just don't know how."
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"Oh, my God, Principal Shepherd, what's wrong?"
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"I just listened to two hours of butt-dialed sex"
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"between my wife and the ADT alarm guy."
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"Why didn't you just hang up?"
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"(sobbing): Oh, my God!"
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"SCHOOL SECRETARY (over P.A.): Principal Shepherd,"
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"your wife is on the line."
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"She says, "Uh, uh, oh, God, harder.""
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"Man, I still can't get over how perfect this place is."
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"I know, it's going to be such a darling B and B."
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"I got the boiler up and running, Mr. Griffin."
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"Well, we don't have a boiler,"
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"but I can't wait to see what you've done in the cellar."
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"Oh, also, please rub the "H" and the "C" off all the knobs,"
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"I want the first four minutes of every shower"
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"to be confusion and anger."
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"Welcome, members of our school community."
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"Let's call to order this emergency meeting"
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"of the school board regarding Principal Shepherd's meltdown."
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"I know a number of our students have felt"
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"(mocking voice): "traumatized" by the events of this week,"
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"(normal voice): and we take those concerns very seriously."
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"Lois, I'm done with my gum."
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"I don't want it."
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"But I'm done with it."
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"I'll take it."
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"So, due to his erratic behavior, we have placed"
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"Typically, Vice Principal McGuire would step in."
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"However, I was informed earlier today"
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"that she was found dead in her car."
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"(man coughs)"
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"to serve as interim principal"
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"until a permanent replacement can be found."
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"Hey, Lois, maybe I should do it. I've always wanted a job"
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"where I can let my dandruff go wild."
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"What? No way."
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"I'm not having my dad be the principal."
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"How embarrassing!"
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"Yeah, no offense, Peter, but I don't know"
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"if you should be running a school."
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"What are you talking about? I'm a natural leader."
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"Simon says, "Leave the band.""
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"Yeah, I don't know."
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"Well, you know what? You guys are wrong."
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"And I'm gonna prove it to you."
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"Again, any volunteers?"
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"I'll be your new principal!"
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"Wonderful. Why don't you come on up and introduce yourself."
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"All right. James Woods High cheerleaders, give me a hand!"
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"CHEERLEADERS (chanting): Check. Him out."
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"Check. Check him out."
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"My name is Peter. Check."
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"That ain't no lie. Check."
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"I go pop, pop, fizz, fizz, oh, how sweet it is."
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"I'm done with this gum now."
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"I don't want it."
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"But I'm done with it."
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"Mom, why was this Listerine in the garbage?"
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"Oh, your father says he doesn't need it anymore"
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"now that he's a high school principal."
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"Oh, my God, he's not really doing that, is he?"
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"I'm only gonna get bullied worse now."
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"Hello, Breakfast Club."
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"(chuckles) As a principal, I like to start each morning"
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"with a reference from last century."
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"Too late. I've already been practicing"
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