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Clips from Friends - The One with the Dollhouse (S03E03)

"What's this?"
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"Not one that can pee on the roof."
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"Maybe it's so big because the house was built on radioactive waste."
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"And is this in case the house sneezes?"
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"No, that's the ghost for the attic."
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"- I don't want a ghost. - Well, nobody wants a ghost."
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"...because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground."
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"Wait a minute. The house was built on radioactive waste..."
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"...and an ancient Indian burial ground?"
Friends
"That would never happen."
Friends
"Obviously you don't know much about the U.S. Government."
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"- I need to talk to you. - Sure. What's up?"
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"Oh, sorry. I meant Chandler."
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"I know."
Friends
"I'm glad you guys are past that little awkward phase."
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"...she started asking questions about you..."
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"That was..."
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"...surreal."
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"What do you think? Are you interested at all?"
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"Thank you. This is so great. She's gonna love me."
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"All right, Phoebe, you know what? That's it. That's it. All right?"
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"No dinosaurs, no ghosts, no giant dogs, okay?"
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"They're not the right size, they're not Victorian and they don't go."
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"Come, dinosaur. We're not welcome in the house of no imagination."
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"...they don't go, "ruff!""
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"- Hey, Kate. - Morning."
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"Hey, lovely."
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"Come, talk to me for a minute."
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"I'm Lauren. Kate's understudy."
Friends
"- Joey Tribbiani. - I know."
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"...on Days of our Lives."
Friends
"But then they went and dropped you down that elevator shaft."
Friends
"They gave me the shaft, all right."
Friends
"You're so funny."
Friends
"- Want to get a drink or something? - Well..."
Friends
"All right. It's time to act, my talking props."
Friends
"If you wanna make the boys' bathroom realistic..."
Friends
"...you're gonna have to put some teeny, tiny porno magazines behind the toilet."
Friends
"Look everybody! Look at my new dollhouse!"
Friends
"It's a slide instead of stairs. Look."
Friends
"Does anyone want to join me in the Aroma Room?"
Friends
"Hey, my father's house does that."
Friends
"Okay. How did it go? Tell me everything!"
Friends
"Chandler is fantastic!"
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"- What? - We click! You know how people click?"
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"He's got such a good heart. Doesn't he have a good heart?"
Friends
"And he's so sweet. He said he'd call, so put him straight through."
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"- Isn't this great? - Don't spoil it."
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"Come on, baby, don't go. Please? What do you say?"
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"I'm going to take this call."
Friends
"The guy's like a cartoon."
Friends
"Which is more than I can say for that sweater you're dating."
Friends
"And besides, since when do you care who I'm going out with?"
Friends
"I don't care. Why, do you want me to care?"
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"Do you want me to want you to care?"
Friends
"Okay. I'm afraid to say this, but let's pick it up where we left off."
Friends
"Come on, baby, don't go. Please? What do you say?"
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"I've got no reason to stay."
Friends
"Stop! Stop it! You must stop!"
Friends
"I'll see you in the morning."
Friends
"I can't believe we go on in a week."
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"Hey, it's gonna be all right."
Friends
"So since we're getting off early, do you want to go and paint mugs?"
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"What?"
Friends
"Yeah, with the mug-painting."
Friends
"I was so listening to that."
Friends
"Okay. I'll see you tomorrow."
Friends
"- Are you okay? - Yeah, I guess."
Friends
"Maybe if it had more heat."
Friends
"Well, how do you mean?"
Friends
"Adrianne's looking for a reason to stay, right?"
Friends
"Maybe he could grab her, and lift her up."
Friends
"Then Adrianne could wrap her legs around his waist."
Friends
"And claw at his back."
Friends
"Right. Then she could rip off his shirt and kiss his chest and his stomach."
Friends
"Then he could use his teeth to undo her dress..."
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"...and bite her!"
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"...he could take her with this raw, animal..."
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"Something like that?"
Friends
"Things finally happened with Kate."
Friends
"After the lovemaking..."
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"Just breathing in..."
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"And then I knew she was dreaming because her eyes kept going like this:"
Friends
"All I said was, "This was fun. Let's do it again some time."
Friends
"I wonder why she thinks you're going to call her?"
Friends
"You can't just say, "Nice to meet you. Good night"?"
Friends
"...all she's waiting for is for me to say I'll call her, and it just comes out."
Friends
"When a guy says he'll call, it doesn't mean he's going to call."
Friends
"Well, they always called."
Friends
"- Did he call? - No, sorry."
Friends
"Why? He said he'd call. Why hasn't he called?"
Friends
"Sophie, will you please climb out of my butt."
Friends
"Why hasn't he called, Rachel? Why?"
Friends
"Well, maybe he feels awkward because you are my boss."
Friends
"The person that should feel awkward is you. Did you tell him not to call me?"
Friends
"...there are always ways to fix that."
Friends
"He said he'd call. Why?""
Friends
"Well, give me the phone then."
Friends
"- You have to call her. - Look..."
Friends
"- Then you'll have to take her out again. - No!"
Friends
"She's really dull, and she gets this..."
Friends
"...gross mascara-goop thing in the corner of her eye!"
Friends
"I don't care! You're gonna have to take her out again and end it."
Friends
"And end it in a way that she knows it's actually ended."
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"I don't care how hard it is. Don't tell her you'll call her again!"
Friends
"All right, fine! But it's just a lunch date. No more than an hour."
Friends
"From now on, I get my own dates. I don't want you setting me up again!"
Friends
"That's fine!"
Friends
"I talked to Lauren. I told her how things were with us."
Friends
"About what happened with us."
Friends
"No, and there's really no reason why he should find out."
Friends
"What are you talking about?"
Friends
"I was just caught up in the moment."
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"That's all it was."
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"No."
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"- Hi, Kate. - Hi, Lauren."
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"- Hi, Lauren. - Hi, pig!"
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"- Sorry I scared you in there. - It's okay."
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"...I was just checking the shower massager."
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