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Clips from The Simpsons - MoneyBart (S22E22)

"D'oh!"
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"Who's that lady?"
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"Who's that lady?"
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"Wow! She's everything I want to be!"
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"doing with a brown banana like Skinner?"
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"If that's true, where's her suitcase with wheels, Bart?"
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"Where's her suitcase with wheels?"
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"and the Listen-In Bunch."
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"ever to advance to the Ivy League!"
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"and thought I'd pay a visit, from Yale,"
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"Watch. What's X, Lisa?"
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"and started the school's recycling society."
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"Quite so. Just take a look at her yearbook."
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"Wonderful year."
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"I need to get good at fencing"
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"Oh!"
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"Sweetie, you can still go to McGill-"
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"Anything that's the something of the something"
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"It's a Flanders sandwich with great neighbor bread!"
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"In the last game, our shortstop hit a long foul ball,"
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"and I let it go without saying a word."
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"on a baseball field, I got tased."
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"and you'll regret not spending more time with them."
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"Look at me, I'm Whitey Ford!"
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"Lisa?!"
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"Those are dudes!"
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"I mean... Well, the thing..."
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"I need an extra-curricular activity,"
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"We had a tall, freckled-faced kid on the team"
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"that we picked on till he quit."
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"Thanks. You can be the free safety."
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"So are my parents, I think."
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"unless it works, in which case he's a button-pusher."
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"You know, ever since Obama came in,"
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"Uh, yes, I completely agree,"
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"with the following colossal exception."
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"If you understand what I've laid out there."
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"Using sabermetrics,"
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"even an eight-year-old girl can run a ball club"
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"with the sagacity of a Stengel,"
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"and the single-mindedness of a Steinbrenner."
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"in Scientific American?"
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"and Isotots manager Lisa Simpson"
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"I haven't seen this many books in a dugout"
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"and I'll be back with some gluten-free crackers."
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"his bat's just hungering for a homer,"
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"Bart's father's name is, you guessed it,"
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"Don't swing at anything!"
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"Hot streaks are a statistical illusion."
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"Don't swing."
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"Bart! Bart! Bart!"
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"Get him out of here, boys."
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"Conflicted, conflicted, conflicted."
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"I had to get rid of Bart."
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"Do alligators alligate?"
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"Hey. Cut it out!"
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"Fly balls and fungoes come and go, but family is forever."
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"What about Bart's feelings?"
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""Then Pete Rose plowed into his friend Ray Fosse... ""
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""... dislocating Fosse's shoulder in a meaningless game. ""
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""... personal feelings get between him and home plate!""
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"With all this racket,"
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"Well, you're not!"
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"I got a lot goin' on."
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"And that's all she wrote."
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"And it's about time."
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"You're not going to the dentist."
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"Sorry, sis. I've moved on."
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"And my days of listening to my manager are over."
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"I sure did,"
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"First, keep your arms in the damn car."
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"Whoa!"
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"Secondly, I don't care if your manager is your sister,"
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"That's how I got these three World Series rings."
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"Now get out there and kick a field goal!"
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"Lawyers are standing by."
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"Okay, okay, he's stolen third."
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"Crank it, Smithers. Crank it!"
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"It's against every sensible instinct."
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"You're out!"
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"Not as a collection of numbers,"
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"And according to my gut, you're okay, too."
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"Conflict resolved. Conflict resolved."
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"Get a room, you two."
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"We're brother and sister."
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"Hey, Dad?"
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"Hey, pal, how you doing?"
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"Fine. I was hoping"
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"you and your friends could tell me something"
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"about baseball strategy."
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"The only thing I know about strategy is"
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"that whatever the manager does, it's wrong,"
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"I hate guys that just push buttons all day."
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"You just push buttons all day."
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"you've got all the answers, don't you?"
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"Ugh! Does anyone here"
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"Uh, the guys in that booth down there."
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"As a pitcher, Cliff Lee is clearly superior"
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"to Zack Greinke."
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"Before the fourth inning after a road loss"
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"in a domed stadium."
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"Th it's good to be Greinke."
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"Uh, unless he's got a bunion,"
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"in which case he is notably ineffective."
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"Wow. I'm surprised you guys know so much about a sport."
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"Oh, Lisa, baseball is a game played by the dexterous,"
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"but only understood by the Poin-dexterous."
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"The key to understanding the game is sabermetrics."
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"Huh?!"
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"The field was developed by statistician Bill James."
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"I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes!"
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"Thanks, guys."
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"Hey, speaking of stats,"
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"I'm none too pleased"
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"about your ratio of seats occupied"
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"to beers ordered."
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"Let's calculate it now!"
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"What's the conversion factor for ginger beer?"
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"Refreshingness over effervescence."
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"Plus or minus tang."
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