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Clips from Friends - The One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks (S05E05)

"I need something sweet."
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"Yeah. Sure."
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"Oh, which reminds me, I'm also thankful for thongs."
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"Huh. I don't know what to pick."
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"You're right, yours is worse. You are the king of bad Thanksgivings."
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"It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head."
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"- What? - What?"
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"Well, then help me get it off."
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"Of course it smells really bad. You have your head up a dead animal."
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"Hold on, okay? Let's just all think."
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"All right. You pull."
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"I scared you. Whoo!"
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"Yeah, yeah. And you were gonna give him, you know..."
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"...this is Chandler."
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"Ross?"
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"...and doesn't eat any Thanksgiving food."
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"All this stuff about Nancy Branson being a slut was all a rumor."
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"Monica, why don't you finish off these pies?"
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"I'm so sorry. I really am. But, come on, I was an idiot back then."
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"I can't believe you let George Michael slap you."
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"God, your hair sure is different."
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"She's upstairs. Monica."
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"Hi, Chandler."
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"And yeah, I feel great, and, yeah, my heart's not in trouble anymore."
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"...and I want to point at him and I wanna laugh."
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"You're just gonna make him think that you are."
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"Okay, so how do I make him think I want to have sex?"
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"- Hey, what's up? - Hey."
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"Could you please not do that feet first?"
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"This is a small, very cold piece of carrot."
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"You brought a carrot?"
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"Oh, I'm not falling for that one."
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"This is not gonna work."
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"You're so great. I love you."
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"What?"
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"No, I don't. Stop it, stop it, stop it."
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"Monica, that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever."
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"It was so good. I think you killed us."
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"I couldn't possibly eat another bite."
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"Does anyone wanna watch TV?"
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"Monica, your remote doesn't work."
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"Phoebe, you have to lift it and point."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, forget it."
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"Hey, you know what we should all do?"
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"We should play that game where everyone says one thing they're thankful for."
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"Oh, I... I am thankful for this beautiful fall we've been having."
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"- Very nice. - Sweet, Joe."
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"...and this lovely fall breeze came in out of nowhere..."
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"...and blew this chick's skirt right up."
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"It's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering."
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"It's amazing how much they can do with so little material."
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"And the way they play with your mind. I mean, is it there? Is it not there?"
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"Are you aware that you're still talking?"
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"Is anyone thankful for anything else besides a thong?"
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"Am I more thankful for my divorce, or my eviction? Hmm."
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"Wow, see, and I didn't think you'd be able to come up with anything."
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"I'm sorry. It's just this is the worst Thanksgiving ever."
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"No, no, no. I am the king of bad Thanksgivings."
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"You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage..."
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"...and take that away from me."
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"You're not gonna tell the whole story..."
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"...about how your parents got divorced, are you?"
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"No, no."
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"Come on. I want to hear it."
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"It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out."
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"It's a tradition, like the parade."
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"If the parade decided it was gay, moved out and abandoned its entire family."
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"Just because your father and I are getting a divorce..."
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"...doesn't mean we don't love you."
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"It just means..."
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"...he would rather sleep with the houseboy than with me."
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"More turkey, Mr. Chandler?"
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"I don't know about that. I've got one that's worse."
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"Really? Worse than:"
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""More turkey, Mr. Chandler?""
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"Did the little rich boy had a problem with the butler?"
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"Yes, mine's worse."
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"More bandages! More bandages!"
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"Please, can I get some more bandages in here?"
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"This man is... Aah!"
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"Oh, no."
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"In this life, Phoebe."
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"Oh, this life."
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"Oh, okay. No, Chandler's is worse."
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"Man, it must be so cool remembering stuff like that."
Friends
"I don't have any past life memories."
Friends
"Of course, you don't, sweetie. You're brand-new."
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"I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving."
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"- Oh, let's not tell this story. - Oh, come on."
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"Oh, no! I know! I know!"
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"Joey got a turkey stuck on his head?"
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"Hey, it's not like it sounds."
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"It's exactly like it sounds."
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"Hello?"
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"Hello?"
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"- Phoebe? - Joey?"
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"What's going on?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I know."
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"It's stuck."
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"Step. How did it get on?"
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"I put it on to scare Chandler."
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"Oh, my God. Monica's going to totally freak out."
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"Plus, it smells really bad in here."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Hey, did you get the turkey...? Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Who is that?"
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"It's Joey."
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"What are you doing? Is this supposed to be funny?"
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"No, it's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be scary."
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"Get that off now."
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"I can't. It's stuck."
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"Well, I don't care. That turkey has to feed 20 people."
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"They're not going to eat it off your head."
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"Okay, I got it. Phoebe?"
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"I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can."
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"- Joey, now is not the time. - Yeah. Sorry. Right, sorry."
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"Okay, count to three. One, two..."
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