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Clips from The Simpsons - A Star Is Born Again (S14E14)

"Ah."
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"I better talk this over with the big man."
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"Stupid Flanders, I'm not giving you any of my secret moves."
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"Well, I'm not sure I wanna do it."
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"I mean, who will buy the cow when you get the milk for free?"
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"You know, the cow being me."
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"And if there's cookies involved, so much the better."
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"Hmm."
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"Ned, look."
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"...and a lot of verses against it."
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"It says a man should make restitution if he eats his neighbor's grain."
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"Whoa. Wow."
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"- That's what Maude used to say. - A girl could get used to that."
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"Ned, I love you. But I'm not ready to be tied down."
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"I love you too. And I always will. But unlike the Bible..."
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"...I guess this ain't gonna have a happy ending. I'm sorry."
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"Oh, darn the luck. That sounds like the Lupus Fun Run."
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"Screen siren Sara Sloane shocked Tinseltown last night..."
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"His answer's not at the bottom of a hedge."
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"Hey, Hollywood, call me. My number's on the bench."
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"Women love you when you've dated a movie star."
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"I'm very happy for you, Ned."
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"Me too."
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"And said Thatl love you"
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"Come on, come on, let's get to the beach."
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"It came out again."
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"Once again we celebrate Springfield's most beloved event."
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"Or the Fox network getting a new president."
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"...to see lions and giraffes and monkeys and Santa and gorillas and..."
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"Now we know it just makes things a lot worse."
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"The moonlight, the music, the water."
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"Enough talk. Dip me, my love."
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"- Seymour, we've got to have a band. - Fine. But no cake."
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"Because I don't do that...on land."
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"Oh, I should say not."
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"Ask for Zelda Fitzgerald."
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"Okay. Now you are the worst."
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"Sara Sloane has been involved with every Tinseltown hunk..."
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"You guys are jamming."
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"- Hey, come back. - Pose, pose."
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"Sam, he's got a point."
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"Gypsies, tramps and thieves We'd hear it from the people"
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"If tears could burst through my muscular ducts..."
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"Ha. Could you give your girlfriend my headshot?"
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"Lisa, Springfield isn't a cultural wasteland."
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"Well, then, I guess it's time for margaritas."
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"As long as they bought the book, I'll get the money."
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"...the sophisticated subtlety of British humor."
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"...premarital, uh, doodly. Ha, ha."
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"I know I said I wanted this. But I don't want you to do anything..."
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"You get one free taste, then you gotta buy the scoop."
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"Ha, ha! Fight Lupus."
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"...with a midnight marriage to Gosford Park megahunk, Bob Balaban."
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"It's the darnedest thing."
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"Jellyfish I held you close"
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"- You don't know who I am, do you? - I sure do."
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"Rod says "Marco." And darn it if Todd doesn't say "Polo" right back."
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"Ha, ha, yup. We occupy that useless mass of land..."
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"Where do you think I learned to do this?"
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"- We don't have a team. - No!"
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"...very regal, and now just plain me with an eye patch."
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"...to blah-blah land?"
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"Sara, I love you, but..."
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"This was followed three hours later by a quickie divorce."
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"But then The ocean took you back"
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"I'm as real as the nose on your face."
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"If you ride with a friend, you can save 20 bucks."
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"Oh, forgive my language. But, uh, I'm one happy camper."
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"D'oh! Ah!"
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"...we witness the return of the stinging red jellyfish."
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"No!"
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"I don't do TV."
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"Sara, Liebchen, take me back."
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"Well, and you will right after the wedding."
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"I bid you good day."
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"Mm."
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"Mother."
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"That's disgusting. Don't look, Seymour."
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"I knew you'd say that."
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"Well, I'm all set too."
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"Daddy, why is everyone so happy the jellyfish are back?"
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"You know, I planted that crystal meth just to meet you."
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"What can I ding-dong-diddily do for you?"
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"I'm here for a while and I don't really know anyone."
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"No, I don't. But I can have them here by Tuesday."
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"Why, you are gorgeous."
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"Yup. Why would that Twinkie wanna go out with a Ding Dong like me?"
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"But then part of her died and she doesn't try anymore."
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"...from Affleck to Zmed."
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"- Are you sleeping with Sara Sloane? - Is that moustache real?"
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"All those Puerto Ricans looking up her dress. That's not right."
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"Well, of course..."
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"Oh, loosen up, honey."
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"Poor Ned, gardening away his misery."
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"I made a new friend."
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"What a sight. It happens every year..."
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"Ah. This is as romantic as the night I proposed."
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"Well, guess I might as well head back to my store."
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"Well, I've got a date With a girl with no name"
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"Psst! Homer."
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"Excuse me, Miss Sloane. May I have an autograph?"
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"- There's still time. - I want a rewrite with no nudity."
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"Yup. All we gotta do is turn that woman into a fella..."
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"I thought we fooled them with our Cher-crow."
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"I'll have you know she pays full price for her watercraft."
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"Are you aware your daughter's gay?"
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"I won't even eat vegetables over 2 inches long."
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"Flanders, I'm always interested in talking about free milk."
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"And that's good enough for me."
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"...and found verses supporting what you wanna do..."
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"For each year, on the third Tuesday of May sweeps..."
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"- ...you're uncomfortable with. - I consulted my Bible..."
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"Mm-hm. That's right. I'm like Baskin-Robbins."
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"And told you I love you"
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