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Clips from The Simpsons - A Star Is Born Again (S14E14)

"Because I can't pray for her Without the right name"
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"I've got a date with a movie star?"
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"Sure you do. And I'm going apple picking with Scooby-Doo."
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"Flanders. Can't a man just drink alone on a Wednesday morning?"
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"I need your advice."
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"It's about a lady."
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"Ooh. Ha, ha."
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"Let me guess. Skinner's mother? She sure knows how to swing it."
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"Flanders, I mix Twinkies and Ding Dongs all the time."
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"In Europe, they call it a Dinkie."
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"Well, sir, that's very encouraging, but I can't date a movie star."
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"I'm no Arthur Miller or Lyle Lovett."
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"Now, wait just a minute."
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"I'm sorry for the disguise, Ned. I don't wanna cause a commotion."
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"Excuse me, Miss Sloane. May I have an autograph?"
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"- Sure. - Oh, man, this is going right on eBay."
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"Sad to say, this isn't the worst I get."
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"Oh, oh, can I just push this plastic cast onto one of your boobs?"
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"Oh, listen to me just running my gums about my kids."
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"You're probably bored silly."
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"All they wanna talk about is their Botox, their Tae Bo or their Xbox."
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"Huh."
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"Sara, there's something I've been dying to do all night."
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"So let's just get it over with now and hold hands."
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"Wanna try for a month?"
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"Mm."
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"That's so romantic."
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"Who the hell is Mr. Flanders?"
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"Oh, Flanders."
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"Hello. Yes, I'm Ned Flanders' close personal friend."
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"That's right. Hot and heavy."
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"They've never been happier."
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"Oh, yeah, she does look pregnant."
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"Hello? Hello?"
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"Jesus is the rock"
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"That rolls my blues away Shooby-dooby, yeah, shooby-dooby"
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"You know, I grew up in a house like this."
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"Ned, I'm not sure you should open the door."
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"Your carpeted floor feels good on my toes."
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"Kiss me, Diego."
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"But your husband's animals are watching."
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"Mm."
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"Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"This movie is turning into Sponge Bob No Pants."
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"...Sara needs to do this scene in the altogether."
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"All right. But you're gonna have to kiss a woman."
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"Deal. Ned, we won."
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"- ...and that kiss into a game of Scrabble. - You are so sweet to look out for me."
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"The public may not see me naked but you just might."
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"Ha, ha, well, that's, uh, very interesting, uh..."
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"...and Honey, I Scotchgarded the Kids."
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"Thanks. I grew really close to the actress who played my daughter."
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"- I think she's in France or something. - Hmm."
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"Mm-hm."
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"I haven't felt this good since we stole the 2000 election."
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"Hey, don't blame me. I voted for the green M&M."
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"Ah! The paparazzi."
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"- Boy, those guys are such leeches. - Moe, what are you doing here?"
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"Can't your old buddy, Moe, stop by with questions from the Weekly World News?"
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"Uh, number one: Sara, is it true you shoplifted a kayak?"
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"- Rainier Wolfcastle. - My ex-boyfriend."
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"...I would cry like a baby who was just hit by a hammer."
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"Rainier, you're too jealous."
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"You beat up Jon Lovitz because he presented me an award."
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"Oh, come on. No one misses a handshake that badly."
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"Exact-a-tically-tacally."
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"You're sensitive. You're in great shape. You have a moustache."
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"Oh, no way."
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"I guess you'll be heading out on the first bus to the airport."
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"When I go back to Hollywood, I want you to come with me."
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"- Ned, I'm James L. Brooks. - Oh, can I call you Jim?"
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"- Well, I can't see the harm. - With a brandy glaze?"
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"Perhaps you'd like a football game."
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"Hey, daddy baby."
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"- We're movie producers now. - And we're Jewish."
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"Yay!"
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"Heck, even Dollywood's too far out for me."
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"Too many people appreciating it ironically."
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"Well, then I'm staying in Springfield with you for good."
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"What's it like kissing a woman?"
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"Uh, that's me as a greaser, emperor of China, Eleanor Roosevelt..."
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"I'll give it to my agent."
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"Last thing I bought for a lady was a casket."
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"Oh, so it is."
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"I've already dumped three on Mia Farrow."
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"Look. It's celebrity boy toy, Ned Flanders..."
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"Miss Sloane, how are you handling the change from la-la land..."
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"And, um... Oh, there's our ladies' book club. Sara, you're welcome to come."
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"Oh, I'd love to."
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"Another scoop."
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"Sara Sloane to attend girl-on-girl book club."
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"Ho-ho, Moe, you lovable loser."
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"You just made yourself $5. Whoo-hoo!"
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"Now, let's go around the room and analyze why we didn't read it."
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"- Cramps. - All my friends are dead."
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"Well, I wish someone had read the book since I did invite the author..."
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"- ...Helen Fielding. - Oh, never mind."
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"Besides, most Americans can't understand..."
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"Hop to it, honey. If we get to the Pops concert early..."
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"Daddy, where do babies come from?"
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"Sweetie, that's not the kind of dress you wear outdoors or indoors..."
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"This dress just creates the illusion of nudity."
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"Well, Siegfried and Roy create a lot of illusions..."
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"...but I doubt their girlfriends dress like that."
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"She should be ashamed."
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"- I'm a veteran, Mother. - A veteran bed wetter."
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"Sara, I hate to say it, but your top's upstaging the Pops."
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"Fine. I'll wear your stupid jacket."
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"Ah."
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"Oh!"
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"Ah."
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"Oh!"
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"Ah."
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"Oh!"
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"Ah."
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"Actually, there is something."
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"The time we've spent together has been wonderful..."
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"...but I want sex with you."
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"Uh, well, that's, uh, a mighty big kettle of, uh..."
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"Oh!"
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