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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad (S02E02)

"And check it out. We can't find him."
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"All right. All right. Why don't you just follow your friends around for a while?"
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"They're bound to contact him at some point."
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"When they do, just jump him."
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"Now, you listen to me. Do not come back here..."
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"without anything up those asses!"
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"Okay?"
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"Okay."
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"- Oh, saving the kids, huh? - Yeah, I guess."
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"That's my dad up there. He put this whole shindig together."
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"- Really? - Oh, yeah. Yeah."
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"Well, I mean, I helped, of course."
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"- you know? - Yeah."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, sometimes a father has the privilege..."
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"Would you please welcome Deandra Reynolds?"
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"Juvenile Lupus Association. What a bunch of bullshit."
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"- Mac, I got one question for you. - What?"
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"- What's the plan again? - Are you kidding me?"
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"I swear, Charlie, you're, like, a retard."
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"What we're gonna do is we're gonna bash him with the bat when he comes out."
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"- You want to huff some of this glue with me? - No! Put the glue away!"
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"- Please. Huff a little with me, dude. - All right, fine."
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"- Do you have the camera? - Yeah, I got the camera!"
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"When he comes out, I'm gonna smash his face."
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"You're gonna take a picture. We're gonna show it to my dad..."
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"- Show it to your dad. - To prove how hard we are!"
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"Whoo!"
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"- Oww! - Whoo!"
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"You can't back out. Frank is waiting in the car."
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"We owe this to him. This guy banged Frank's wife."
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"- So did you. - Yeah, but it's different."
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"- How is that different? - I don't know, Charlie! Focus!"
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"There they are. Just relax, dude."
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"- This is crazy. We shouldn't do this. - We should bash all three."
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"This is it. Let's go. You ready? Don't be a pussy."
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"Oh. Hi."
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"Hi."
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"- Can I help you? - Can I help you?"
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"Can I help you?"
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"I got it."
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"Have a good night."
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"What the hell was that shit? What did you do?"
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"- I freaked out. - You totally freaked out! You just left me..."
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"- I was gonna hit him. - You left me standing there. I took a picture of the guy."
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"- Snap out of it! Okay? - Okay! Yes."
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"- Hey! Look at me. - Yeah?"
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"- Let's tell him the truth. - Let's tell him the truth."
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"- Blood! Blood! There's so much blood! - What happened?"
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"Drive! Drive! Drive!"
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"Jesus, children! This isn't exactly what Mommy needs right now."
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"- We had the best time last night. - Bruce is the coolest."
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"- We went to this lupus event last night. Lupus is awesome! - Amazing."
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"- You should give Bruce another chance. - Barbara."
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"The years have treated you well."
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"I would have thought living in poverty for a quarter of a century..."
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"would have taken its toll."
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"Well, when Father died, I was left with all that money."
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"- On you. - Yeah, on me."
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"Father? Wealthy? I never knew."
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"I am! I'm up for anything."
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"Okay. But first things first."
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"One for you. One for me."
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"Great."
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"Okay, let's go spread somejoy."
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"Right. Uh..."
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"Ooh. Okay. Um, hey."
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"Hey, pal. How... How you feeling?"
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"It hurts everywhere."
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"- Well... - Well, it... Everything's gonna be okay."
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"I don't think we should be lying to the sick children."
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"I gotta say I agree with Dee. The kid's gonna die anyway. What difference does it make?"
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"I can hear you."
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"Oh, you heard... Well, you know what? Disregard that."
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"- Yes. - A slight glitch here."
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"- Um, this is really kind of bumming me out here. - Yeah, this is not fun."
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"We're not trying to prove anything. We're just helping the kids."
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"- Who are we really helping? - Yeah?"
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"I'm not sure I understand what you mean."
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"Well, listen, it's one thing to rock out, raise some cash."
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"Oh, yeah. I mean, there's all these diseases floating around in here."
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"Yes. I mean, how can we help anyone if we're all getting sick?"
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"- I mean, use your head. - Plus, it's freezing in here."
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"You think you could talk to somebody about cranking the heat up a little?"
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"- This isn't good for us. - You're not serious?"
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"It's easy. You just push a button or, like, crank a thing over."
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"- Are you guys getting hungry? - Oh, yes."
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"- Is there a cafeteria in the hospital? - No, come on. Gross."
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"Brucie, do you know a nice restaurant in the area?"
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"Please. Give it a rest with that martyr nonsense."
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"- Yeah. Who is he? Patch Adams? - You know who never acts like he cares about kids?"
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"And then, woo! Like that, it's gonna expand in your colon, okay?"
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"Hey, guys. What do you think?"
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"That's a good look. That's a good look for you. Where're you headed?"
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"Ever since you guys beat that guy up, I got to thinking. Hey, what am I gonna do? Huh?"
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"I'm gonna jump right back on the horse."
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"Turns out she's single and ready to go."
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"Don't Daddy me. You blew your chances with this daddy. You're dead to me."
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"We've had a change of heart. We've decided to forgive you..."
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"and to allow you to be our father again."
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"I'm not into being your dad anymore. Don't want to be your dad."
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"- No. I'm over it. - You can't be over it."
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"- He can be over it. - Will you shut up? What is with you two?"
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"- I am over over over it! - You're not allowed to be over it!"
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"- Charlie? - Hey, Mom."
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"- I'm confused. Do you live here? - Yeah."
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"- This is my date. - Whoa! Wait a second. I thought..."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"So if you guys had a one-night stand 30 years ago, and I don't..."
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"- every move that I make. - What is that?"
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"There's, like, a ton of pictures of this guy and your mom."
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"Long story short, he got me pregnant, and I had to make a decision."
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"- Keep it down, okay? - Please don't make a scene."
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"You see, I got a little business I been running in here the last couple of years."
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"What in God's name are you two talking about?"
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"- Frank, we're in. - Great."
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"I just... I can't believe what a miracle this is after all these years."
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"- Yeah. Well, this whole thing is very strange for all of us. - Yeah."
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"- Yeah. - Where to begin, uh..."
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"No. We'll do that later. We'll do that later because it's... it's hard to remember."
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"We were doing a literacy program for women who were resisting the Taliban."
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